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Borak2 Menjelang Hari Bahagia Part 53 (KeLuaRGA BaHaGia)

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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 01:57 PM | Show all posts
betty..ko ada x baca newspaper ari ni..metro.

psl kes polis tu kawin isteri org..

aku x phmla..mcm mana lelalki tu leh kawin ngan pompuan tu sdgkan dia x penah pun jmp mak ayh pompuan tu..

pegawai polis tp akai singkat gak
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Post time 15-1-2010 01:57 PM | Show all posts
situ mmg rmi mahkluk wei..

ms aku ngah MS..mkn la situ . pastu rmi org..asap rokok..bising..trs aku pening..muntah2
akudancinta Post at 15-1-2010 13:54


tapi hapenning gler kan... syok cuci2 mata... even kedai 2 buruk jee.. tp ramai org...
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Post time 15-1-2010 01:58 PM | Show all posts
betty..ko ada x baca newspaper ari ni..metro.

psl kes polis tu kawin isteri org..

aku x phmla..mcm mana lelalki tu leh kawin ngan pompuan tu sdgkan dia x penah pun jmp mak ayh pompuan tu.. ...
akudancinta Post at 15-1-2010 13:57


x kat ner.... jap aku cr...
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:01 PM | Show all posts
tapi hapenning gler kan... syok cuci2 mata... even kedai 2 buruk jee.. tp ramai org...
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 13:57


a'a..situ nk cuci mata best tp parking susah..

kdg2 leh jmp artis wei
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:01 PM | Show all posts
x kat ner.... jap aku cr...
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 13:58


ko tgk kat harian metro..baca online
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:03 PM | Show all posts
betty..ko ada x baca newspaper ari ni..metro.

psl kes polis tu kawin isteri org..

aku x phmla..mcm mana lelalki tu leh kawin ngan pompuan tu sdgkan dia x penah pun jmp mak ayh pompuan tu.. ...
akudancinta Post at 15-1-2010 13:57


mcm ner leh tertipu 2-2 polis wei... polis kan tata tertib dia lg dasyat... bengong nyer..

yg  xleh blah 2 mak mertua dia siap belikan cincin 5k.... pergh besar diamond dia 2..
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:04 PM | Show all posts
a'a..situ nk cuci mata best tp parking susah..

kdg2 leh jmp artis wei
akudancinta Post at 15-1-2010 14:01


aku penah jumpa keifli af kat situ... then ada 2-3 artis lg la... tp artis2 suam kuku la... kecoh jee lebih... so that org perasaan dia... ciss.. :kant:
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:05 PM | Show all posts
mcm ner leh tertipu 2-2 polis wei... polis kan tata tertib dia lg dasyat... bengong nyer..

yg  xleh blah 2 mak mertua dia siap belikan cincin 5k.... pergh besar diamond dia 2..
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:03


ha..tu la kan...aku pun pelik la..
sengal!

untung sp jd menantu dia wei..5k tu
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:06 PM | Show all posts
aku penah jumpa keifli af kat situ... then ada 2-3 artis lg la... tp artis2 suam kuku la... kecoh jee lebih... so that org perasaan dia... ciss.. :kant:
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:04


klu suam2 mmg mcm tu..suka wat havoc wei..

nk suh org pandang dia..klu aku kan..aku pandang tp aku jeling
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:11 PM | Show all posts
aku masuk..pas lunch nasi dgn ikn sambal dgn telor asin

dayu bgtau aku dlm buku majalah wanita
minggu2 akhir kehamilan dinasihat
-bykkan berjln
-bykkan mencankung
- bykkan ML
- Mkn pedas ( ni  ...
ji_ji Post at 15-1-2010 13:10


sume ni aku buat wess....

kecuali no 3...

- berjalan - mmg ari2 g site.. naik turun tangga
- mancangkung - wiwi ngan berak jamban cangkung..
- ML - laki aku ckp, mcm mane ni dia.. main x mo... karang susah nk bersalin.. :kant:
- makan pedas - makan la gak..

ji, tut ko ade slalu rase ngilu2 x??? bile rase ade tekanan kat ari2...
aku dh semggu cam tu laaa.. ade certain2 mase laa..
risau plak..
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:13 PM | Show all posts
ha..tu la kan...aku pun pelik la..
sengal!

untung sp jd menantu dia wei..5k tu
akudancinta Post at 15-1-2010 14:05


2 la bodoh bin piang... dia x gi meminang ke pompuan 2 dulu... terus siap2 dtg nak nikah jee... sengal betul....
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:13 PM | Show all posts
klu suam2 mmg mcm tu..suka wat havoc wei..

nk suh org pandang dia..klu aku kan..aku pandang tp aku jeling
akudancinta Post at 15-1-2010 14:06


jelingan maut k... tp aku rasa lagi maut jelingan rissa..
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:15 PM | Show all posts
korang nak tanya sikit... korang bayar x zakat pendapatan korang...
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:18 PM | Show all posts
2 la bodoh bin piang... dia x gi meminang ke pompuan 2 dulu... terus siap2 dtg nak nikah jee... sengal betul....
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:13


apa yg aku baca..

pompuan tu mintak ayh dia tangguhkan nikah tu klu pihak lelaki dtg..tp ayh dia x mo bersekongkol..so ayh dia ngan mak dia kuar umh tu dah.

yg tolong handlekan tu mak sedara pompuan tu..

citer dia ni mcm blur la..aku pun x tau sp yg salah..

maybe pompuan ni sorak status dr lelaki tu sbb diorg kawan dh 3thn tau..

lelaki ni pun x tau sbb dia kata x ada nmpk pun tanda2 yg dia tu dh berfamili..tp lelaki ni pun sengal gak..
selidik la..ni kandh sendiri malu
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:19 PM | Show all posts
jelingan maut k... tp aku rasa lagi maut jelingan rissa..
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:13


teringat aku pg td dia usha aku sbb dia berak tp aku x tukar pampers dia g
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:19 PM | Show all posts
apa yg aku baca..

pompuan tu mintak ayh dia tangguhkan nikah tu klu pihak lelaki dtg..tp ayh dia x mo bersekongkol..so ayh dia ngan mak dia kuar umh tu dah.

yg tolong handlekan tu mak sedara ...
akudancinta Post at 15-1-2010 14:18


sepatut nyer polis la leh selidik mcm2...
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:19 PM | Show all posts
teringat aku pg td dia usha aku sbb dia berak tp aku x tukar pampers dia g
akudancinta Post at 15-1-2010 14:19


lawak la rissa nie...
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:20 PM | Show all posts
korang nak tanya sikit... korang bayar x zakat pendapatan korang...
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:15


siyes..aku x penah byr wei
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 Author| Post time 15-1-2010 02:22 PM | Show all posts
sepatut nyer polis la leh selidik mcm2...
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:19


kan...tetiba lak polis yg kantoi

lawak la rissa nie...
uglybetty08 Post at 15-1-2010 14:19


rindu lak aku ngan dia..

ptg2 mak aku bwk dia kat taman..smlm jimi kata rissa tgk org men beskal..

kejap kiri kjp kanan dia pusing pastu mulut kecoh giler..oooee..aaa..ntah apa dia ckp ntah

jimi agah dia pun dia bolayan..dia tgk org men beskal je..
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Post time 15-1-2010 02:22 PM | Show all posts
siyes..aku x penah byr wei
akudancinta Post at 15-1-2010 14:20


mael kan cbuk2 suh aku bayar... dia siap kirakan bape kena bayar... aku plak x tau nak bayar ke x... aku ckp la gaji aku bukan nyer banyak mana pun.. kena gak ke.... dia ckp kena la... 2 la aku dah lama nak tanya korang.. asyik lupa jee..

mael mmg bayar... lasr year dia start... dia bayar zakat pendapatan.. pas2 declare kat lhdn... dpt pemotongan tax...
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