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Post time 13-3-2015 10:45 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Tersebutlah kesah dua ekor antu...

Dorg ni baru bejumpe lalu dorg
Pon besembang la untok mengisi
Mase lapang kehidupan dorg sbagai
Antu.

Sepanjang perbualan dorg,
Antu B ni xbrenti menggigel,
Lalu antu A ni pon kehairan.

"Apsal ko ni asek mggigel je ?"
Tanya antu A.

"Oh..cara aku mati dulu trok !,
Aku mati dlm peti ais,
Sejuk !!"
Jawab antu B sambil mggigel
Lagi.

"Ooo.. Kesian ko..
Aku dulu mati sbb heart attack,"
Kata antu A ramah.

"Ko mmg saket jantong kronik ye ?,
Apsal ko xgi buat operation ?,
Klu x sure ko tgh lepak2 ngan
Family ko skg"
Balas antu B.

"Dah, aku dh buat dh !,
In recovery, panjang ceritanya........."
Jawab antu A sayu..

"Ceritala sikit sambil2 lepak ni"
Hantu B ingin tahu dgn penuh minat.

"Camni.. Aku syak bini aku main
Kayu tiga ngan aku,
So this one day, aku ingat nk
Perangkap bini aku,
Aku pura2 gi keje,
Tp actually aku park keta aku
Kt smpg ujung umah aku je.

Seperti yg aku syak...
Masuk sebuah keta kt carpark umah
Aku, aku rilex dulu sbb nk carik
Mase sesuai tangkap dorg."
Cerita antu A.

"So.. Ko dpt la tgkp dorg"
Tanye antu B penuh minat.

"X.. Aku cume jumpe isteri aku
Je kt dlm bilik.
Yg aku heran, mase aku masuk tu
Aku nampak ade kasot laki kt
Pintu umah aku, tp die xnk jawab.

So.. Aku pon lari la pusing satu
Umah tu, aku nk carik jantan tu,
Abes semua ruang dlm umah tu
Aku carik tp xjumpe !!!.

Last2 sbb aku penat sgt,
Aku pun jatuh pengsan sbb
Heart attack..
And aku xsangka aku mati pulak."
Kata antu A mengakhiri ceritanya
Dgn penuh kesedihan...

Antu B terdiam mendengarkan
Cerita antu A.

Selepas beberapa ketika,
antu B berkata..

"Kenape kau xcheck kt
dalam peti sejuk ??,
Kalau kau check mase tu
sure kite berdua still hidop lagi,
Xpayah kite jadi antu mcm ni."

Kui.. Kui.. Kui..
Sengal punye antu...

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Post time 13-3-2015 10:55 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha pabila madu berjumpa d Alam barzakh
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Post time 14-3-2015 12:48 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahaah, nasib la dah jadi antu kan.. Kalu jumpa time tu, harus diparangnya org tu
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Post time 14-3-2015 08:58 AM | Show all posts
kalo jumpe ko, da tentu ko je mati
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Post time 14-3-2015 09:51 AM | Show all posts
memang sengal
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Post time 14-3-2015 05:24 PM | Show all posts
Hahaha.... Gud one..
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Post time 14-3-2015 07:29 PM | Show all posts
Kesudahannya bole jadi geng beborak pulak madu x jadi ni...kikikiii...
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Post time 15-3-2015 07:27 PM | Show all posts
hahaha, ok lawak.. akhirnya jumpa jugak.
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Post time 16-3-2015 11:30 AM | Show all posts
terus jadi bff gitu
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hihihihihihih
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Post time 25-4-2015 01:51 PM | Show all posts
lawak basi~~
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Post time 25-4-2015 04:12 PM | Show all posts
Heheheh...
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Post time 29-4-2015 11:50 AM | Show all posts
hahahaha...
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Last2 diorang comolot ke cane? Ce cite ce cite...
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Post time 7-9-2015 12:18 PM | Show all posts
dah penah baca..
tp tetap lawak'


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