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 Author| Post time 5-6-2013 10:07 AM | Show all posts
nuc posted on 5-6-2013 08:06 AM
lembu sakit perut kan....

sakit perut nak beranak ka???
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Post time 5-6-2013 10:10 AM | Show all posts
lembu ni kot


Last edited by nuc on 5-6-2013 10:12 AM

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Post time 5-6-2013 10:16 AM | Show all posts
lembu gila
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 Author| Post time 5-6-2013 02:17 PM | Show all posts
ain0345 posted on 5-6-2013 10:16 AM
lembu gila

salah jugak
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Post time 5-6-2013 03:52 PM | Show all posts
.. anak lembu = calf ..
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Post time 5-6-2013 03:54 PM | Show all posts
ini lembu bukan eehh .. hehe



bawah umor tak boleh dengar lagu ini .. hehe



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Post time 5-6-2013 03:55 PM | Show all posts
baby lembu???dia minum susu je kan
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Post time 6-6-2013 03:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
antara jokpan pop dia lembu tadak selera makan ato sakit perot, tapi tak thrill lak khen? pasai muleh diapply pd mana2 mnatang saja...

erm lembu kondo ka?
ato lembu feedlot ka pasai technically dia tak mkn rumput tapi dlm bentuk campuran dedak?
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 Author| Post time 6-6-2013 04:34 PM | Show all posts
loQlaQ posted on 6-6-2013 03:54 PM
antara jokpan pop dia lembu tadak selera makan ato sakit perot, tapi tak thrill lak khen? pasai mule ...

salah la..
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Post time 6-6-2013 04:45 PM | Show all posts
LEMBU : Aku makan rumput. Tuan makan apa?
LELAKI : Aku makan nasi. Makanan kita tidak sama.
LEMBU : Tuan tidur di mana?
LELAKI : Aku tidur atas katil. Engkau tidur dalam kandang, mana nak sama.

Tiba-tiba kedengaran laungan azan....

LEMBU : Itu suara apa tuan?
LELAKI : Seruan azan ajak bersembahyang.
LEMBU : Tuan tak sembahyang ke?
LELAKI : Tidak.
LEMBU : Samalah kita tuan.

*Jangan jadikan diri kita ini sama dengan seperti LEMBU

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Post time 7-6-2013 12:07 PM | Show all posts
tauke lembu
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Post time 7-6-2013 10:05 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Daging lembu....

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Post time 11-6-2013 07:41 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
ang nak reka jokpan lagu mana lagi TT?

ceq antaq lagi 3..,
-lembu dah kenyang
-lembu buang tebiat nak mampuih
-lembu hat murtad drpd menu dietnya

trolololol: Last edited by loQlaQ on 11-6-2013 07:46 AM

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Post time 11-6-2013 09:04 AM | Show all posts
haha...lembu murtad diet...


mn tt nih...jokpan tt@Fariz07  
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Post time 11-6-2013 09:46 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
huh! alang2 nak merapu ye dak nuc?

-lembu dah nyanyok loqlaq
-lembu tengah nazak skarat maut
-lembu mambang mabuk minum brandy


trolololololololll Last edited by loQlaQ on 19-6-2013 05:50 AM

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