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Post time 27-11-2020 10:30 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
contoh kat sini ada amy speaker - cakap kuat
amy kentot - suka kentot dlm lift
tetek tajam - bra dia tajam
akak sirap - suka minum sirap
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Post time 27-11-2020 11:32 AM | Show all posts
vokuru - hantu kopek
vikuru - hantu kipas bos
viruku - hantu curi kopi 3 in 1 kat pantries bawa balik rumah
vinono - kaki tiktok
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Post time 27-11-2020 02:57 PM | Show all posts
ada sorg tu kitaorg panggil dia Bigfoot sebab dia pkai safety boot besar dri  saiz kaki..
dari jauh boleh dgr dia jalan.. pintu bukak je tahu dh siapa tak payah tgk muka.. haha
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Post time 28-11-2020 11:53 AM | Show all posts
gelaran utk geng opis


John - coz dia mcm John Trovolta versi gemuk
Pak Tam - sbb dia hitam
Pak Teh - sbb dia putih
Ibam - muka dia tembam


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Post time 29-11-2020 07:32 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mak lampir - sbb suka ketawa mengilai

Auntie - boss pompuan yg gemok mcm tong dram

Uncle - boss sendu asyik lupa je

Mak degawan - ofismet yg hari2 ada citer mistik, kalo i citer apa, dia suka relate ngn sihir

Bapak - heols pondan tp suka perasan dia ada cycle period, ada suami (steady BF dah > 8 tahun in relationship)

Kuku besi - big boss pompuan slave driver

King henry - big boss gemuk gila, weols mmg kesian tgk seluar yg sendat dan kerusi dia yg seolah kecil x mampu tampung badan dia
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Post time 29-11-2020 05:47 PM | Show all posts
oppa - indian kat ofis nih
nyah - gay kat ofis nih
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Post time 30-11-2020 09:41 AM | Show all posts
Redmyvi replied at 27-11-2020 02:57 PM
ada sorg tu kitaorg panggil dia Bigfoot sebab dia pkai safety boot besar dri  saiz kaki..
dari jau ...

memang sepanjang hari pakai safety boot ke?
kdg pakai safety boot ni kaki especially kuku kaki mesti rosak tak?
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Post time 30-11-2020 09:44 AM | Show all posts

john travolta versi gemok. tapi mesti dia ensem kan
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Post time 30-11-2020 09:45 AM | Show all posts
green~tea replied at 29-11-2020 07:32 AM
Mak lampir - sbb suka ketawa mengilai

Auntie - boss pompuan yg gemok mcm tong dram

iols terbayang king henry tu pakai cloak diraja. tapi bila baca gemok tak mampu kerusi tampung tu.
dah terbayang telor humpty dumpty.
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 Author| Post time 30-11-2020 09:58 AM | Show all posts
CNN bergerak - kononnya semua isu semasa dia tau, macam la org lain tak tgk tv/baca news.so kalau nak turun merokok pastikan CNN bergerak tu dah merokok dulu
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Post time 30-11-2020 10:29 AM | Show all posts
lil_honey replied at 30-11-2020 01:44 AM
john travolta versi gemok. tapi mesti dia ensem kan

takdelah hensem sgt dan takdelah hodoh sgt..


hahahaha tp GTB (geng takut bini)
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Post time 30-11-2020 11:09 AM | Show all posts
eplasbpafree replied at 30-11-2020 10:29 AM
takdelah hensem sgt dan takdelah hodoh sgt..

GTB la baguihhh..ahahahaha
eh. tapi bdn besar, takut bini eh
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Post time 30-11-2020 02:32 PM | Show all posts
kuda - sebab dia suka jalan menghentak2 kaki
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Post time 30-11-2020 08:04 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
professor - sebab bajet semua dia tahu...
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Post time 1-12-2020 07:34 AM | Show all posts
lil_honey replied at 30-11-2020 09:41 AM
memang sepanjang hari pakai safety boot ke?
kdg pakai safety boot ni kaki especially kuku kaki m ...

Memang kena pkai selalu sebab mostly keje kt production area.. bahaya..
Mcm saya keje 12jam.. pakai stokin tebal dan selesa.. takda masalah kuku pn..
time amik wuduk tu cuci kaki bersih.. bg dia bernafas.. haha
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Post time 1-12-2020 08:08 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ntah lah i xberani bg gelaran kat org..
Ofismate lelaki la suka bg.. segan nak ckap sbb mcm degrading..
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Post time 5-12-2020 04:11 AM | Show all posts

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Jizzz... Klong! Klong!

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