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Kisah Gajah Dan Public Phone

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Post time 25-8-2016 09:31 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Isteri : You tau ape yang ada dalam perut you?
Suami : usus , makanan...
Isteri : salahhhh. Jawapannye -  gajah.
Suami : kenapa gajah?
Isteri : Tuh kat bawah tuh ada belalai gajah (sambil pegang belalai suami)
Suami : Aii...tau ape yang ada dalam perut you?
Isteri : apa dia...?
Suami : public phone.
Isteri : kenape public phone?
Suami : sebab ada tabung syiling (suami gelak sampai terguling-guling)
Isteri : Benci! You jahat! (sambil tutup pintu bilik)
Suami : ehh, mengamuk pulak!
2 minit lepas tu, si isteri buka pintu bilik dan bertanya...
Isteri : Gajah nak guna public phone tak?
Suami : yihaaaa!




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Post time 25-8-2016 11:04 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahaha.......
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Post time 26-8-2016 02:42 AM | Show all posts
public phone gittew.
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Post time 26-8-2016 11:54 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 26-8-2016 06:22 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
imransulaiman replied at 25-8-2016 09:31 PM
Isteri : You tau ape yang ada dalam perut you?
Suami : usus , makanan...
Isteri : salahhhh. Jawapa ...

Tabung syiling tu apa? X paham. Yg belalai gajah, pucca paham  
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Post time 26-8-2016 10:02 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
puccafan replied at 26-8-2016 06:22 PM
Tabung syiling tu apa? X paham. Yg belalai gajah, pucca paham

Lobang cikpek kan mcm lobang tabong...
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Post time 26-8-2016 10:20 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Public phone perlukan gajah. Tak tahan nak merajuk lelama
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Post time 26-8-2016 10:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
RatuDunia94 replied at 26-8-2016 10:02 PM
Lobang cikpek kan mcm lobang tabong...

      ok, got it
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Post time 28-8-2016 05:05 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Goshhhh mula2 xphm apa fungsi tabung plak tetibe bca komen baru phm
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Post time 28-8-2016 07:45 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
tabung syiling ...
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Post time 28-8-2016 09:52 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 28-8-2016 11:52 AM | Show all posts
tentu lah gajah suka.....
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Post time 28-8-2016 09:12 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 29-8-2016 01:03 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
.... ke sebab boleh isi money?

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Post time 29-8-2016 08:59 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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 Author| Post time 29-8-2016 10:24 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
che-cikL replied at 29-8-2016 01:03 AM
.... ke sebab boleh isi money?

"money" yang melayu tu ke?      
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