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[BORAK] TT & T V 13 < BaNjIr MeLaNdA kUaNtAn Di HuJuNg TaHun>

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Post time 19-12-2013 09:23 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 19-12-2013 01:16 AM
ko mulottttt...choiiii..ckp adik sndrik lembab..
siott jek...
ape punye akaklaa ko nih...

la..bkn aku je..mmg mak aku n adq aku lg sorg pon akui..
dye bkn lembap ape..
cume slow la dlm tindakan..
mmg mse upsr dye lg truk dr aku..
tp pmr straight A..aku lak melencong..
ni arini lg sorg adq aku amk result pmr..xtw dye group aku ke group adq aku lg sorg..
tp aku ngaku dye rajin..pg tusyen berderet..
aku haram x amk tusyen pon dlu..
aku creative k....pttnye cikgu tu slh..
klau buat warne biru, air warne biru ke??
air jernih kn??
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:25 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 19-12-2013 07:53 AM

ni teko ngan cawan2 kt umah ko ke kotot ..?
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:26 AM | Show all posts
hafieza posted on 18-12-2013 07:49 AM
ooo uols org melaka ekkk

iye...gapo eyh??
uoll org mlk gak ke??
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:28 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 19-12-2013 01:23 AM
motip sgt aku dtg smata nk tgok ko..

hahaha ntah2 xdpt masuk tgok ehhehe//

ceyt..pehal lak xblh masuk???????????
ni yg aku nk hangin org buat tuduhan xberasas..
eyh, bkn kau kate nk mkn ikan bakar ke??
aku jalan xkasar k..
aku xkasar la..sbb dulu aku pnh berlakon jd tuan puteri..
mksdnye mmbr2 aku xnmpk pon aku kasar..
aku rse pestime aku dgr org ckp aku kasar..
aku tw la nk ulur jari mane..xkn middle finger kot..
aku bkn cm kau, knl jari tu je..


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Post time 19-12-2013 09:30 AM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 19-12-2013 01:25 AM
ni teko ngan cawan2 kt umah ko ke kotot ..?

mustahil ni uma tot pny..
nmpk sgt bersih n lawa lg rupa..
klau uma tot yg malas lg keje menjoyah je..harusla da kuning2 ckit n ade serpih2..
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:33 AM | Show all posts
NaylaArisha posted on 19-12-2013 09:21 AM
motip pepagi tunjuk makanan

sok aku tnjuk gmbr aku
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:34 AM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 19-12-2013 09:22 AM
tu la
lawa minah tu...kulit dia cantik skang...
tp skang ni aku x minat sgt kt emma

uiittt nelly tu mmg aku suka...
suka btol aku muka dia tuh..
lain dri lainlaa...
dlu citer kol 7 tu siap layan tau aku hahahaha..
hingga hjung nyawa tu kan...
manis muka dia kan..
aminn.....
rsa nk cop dlu anak ko nti sun....tp aku bertongkat dh..



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Post time 19-12-2013 09:35 AM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 18-12-2013 08:09 AM
hahaha...
elok la tu...
sekali jumpe terus jatuh chenta eh..

kn.......mungkin klau pmpn2 mcm ni blh buat tot jd cinta pandang pertama..
mungkin pmpn ni chance dye lebih tgi dr as..


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Post time 19-12-2013 09:36 AM | Show all posts
peachy_lurve posted on 18-12-2013 07:12 PM
in shaa Allah xde aral mgu depan..
dgn org kedah..

mak aiii jauh nye bakal somi...

dia keje mana peah...?
camne ko kenal...?

ececececce...byk la soklan dari polis pencen ni...
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:36 AM | Show all posts
peachy_lurve posted on 19-12-2013 09:23 AM
la..bkn aku je..mmg mak aku n adq aku lg sorg pon akui..
dye bkn lembap ape..
cume slow la dlm t ...

tp jgnlaa ckp direct dpn dia..
kcik ati org tu peah....
cian dia...hehehehe...

pmr aku 1a jek.....
c bnyklaaa...

hahaahha..
ko suh jek dia kwin kalo result pmr truk hahahaha
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:37 AM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 19-12-2013 09:25 AM
ni teko ngan cawan2 kt umah ko ke kotot ..?

aku nye cawan jnis besar2  
xsuka kcik2....
aku pkai mug sun
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:41 AM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 19-12-2013 01:36 AM
mak aiii jauh nye bakal somi...

dia keje mana peah...?

hehehe..jauh2 bru thrill skali skale blk kmpg..
kenal mase blaja kt u..
dye uum..peah unimap..
act kenal pon dr ex peah..kwn2 dye..
dye keje kt utusan..reporter mengarut..
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:42 AM | Show all posts
peachy_lurve posted on 19-12-2013 09:28 AM
ceyt..pehal lak xblh masuk???????????
ni yg aku nk hangin org buat tuduhan xberasas..:curs ...

hahaha...
mesti ko wat kt dlam umah kan...dlm bilik..
manenye leh masuk...
kan org igt aku sape lak nyebuk masuk hahahah...

tuan puteri tu msa tadika kan...
ko jgn prasanlaa...


middle finger....mamposs....
mane taukan ko terbiase hahahha..
siap ckp opps..sori mak salah jari..
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:47 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 19-12-2013 01:36 AM
tp jgnlaa ckp direct dpn dia..
kcik ati org tu peah....
cian dia...hehehehe...

hahaha..ktorg xckp dpn dye la..
tp adq aku ati batu..
aku pmr aku ppon agak truk even xde c, sbb duduk asrama aku byk bermain..
plk tu klau xmen ngn mmbr2, aku bizi pancaragam..
so klau masuk klas aku buat klas sndri..klau xmasuk klas, aku bersakan ngn bdq2 band..
aku rse mkin lame aku mnye rresult mkin down..
adq aku tu mmg blh tahan menggeletis..
mak aku bp x kene nek skola dye sbb disiplin..gado la, kene tgkp la..
da la mrsm..klau pape, mesti mak aku dpt 'surat jemputan' kt uma..
tu kt uma klau surat mrsm, mst aku eksited nk buka..
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:52 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 19-12-2013 09:17 AM
@Noraslinda pendekkkkkkkkkkkk

hhahha..ye gemukkkkkkkkk hahha
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:52 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 19-12-2013 01:42 AM
hahaha...
mesti ko wat kt dlam umah kan...dlm bilik..
manenye leh masuk...

nta..aku xplan lg nk buat kt mne..
xtw plk dlm bilik org xblh masuk..
choi, mase jd puteri, aku kt matriks k..utk dinner je pon
tp xsanggup la aku..sbb xde baju..
da la aku jnis berseluar..mse dinner aku pki tema puss in boot..so mne dtg aku nk jd puteri..
lg pon puteri kene tgl sorg2 ats pentas nnt..malu la ai..

aku mmg biase middle finger..
tp ngn yg sebaya la..
ngn org tua, hatta kau pon aku xtergamak nk middle fingerkn..
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:53 AM | Show all posts
peachy_lurve posted on 19-12-2013 09:47 AM
hahaha..ktorg xckp dpn dye la..
tp adq aku ati batu..
aku pmr aku ppon agak truk even xde c, sbb ...

hahaha...kejam laa ckp dpn2...
aku dlu skolah kt utan....
org stadi aku men pinpong..
lgak cam org iq tggi giler..pdahal ...muka2 sentuhan kcundang..

mrsm kalo kene buang leceh kan..
nk cari skolah mrsm gak...
ayah ko xbsing ke peah?
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:56 AM | Show all posts
peachy_lurve posted on 19-12-2013 09:30 AM
mustahil ni uma tot pny..
nmpk sgt bersih n lawa lg rupa..
klau uma tot yg malas lg keje menjoya ...

hahahah....

pandai ko peah...
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:56 AM | Show all posts
Noraslinda posted on 19-12-2013 09:52 AM
hhahha..ye gemukkkkkkkkk hahha

aku boy laaa..
boyak

ko watpe?
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Post time 19-12-2013 09:59 AM | Show all posts
peachy_lurve posted on 19-12-2013 09:52 AM
nta..aku xplan lg nk buat kt mne..
xtw plk dlm bilik org xblh masuk..
choi, mase jd puteri, a ...

ko stadi mane dlu peah?
oum ker?
ko jdi pandu puteri blehlaaa..hahahha..

kt bilik kn ruang terhad...
xkan nk rmai2 masuk lak....
nk tgok gak ko dok bersimpuh
dah training lom...hahaha


aku ptahkn jari ko tu nnti..
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