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RUMAH KAKI ROYAN [EDISI KEBABOOM!!!!!!] PART 30

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Post time 9-6-2011 02:38 PM | Show all posts
Original ad:
Clean fill
Need clean fill rocks are fine. not much. cannot pick up must deliver. will take off you hands for free.

From Me to brad ********:

Hello,

I have some rocks I need to get rid of. I have several different types of rocks ranging from 1/2" to 6" rocks. Just let me know what kind you want, how much you need, and when I can send my guy to deliver.

Thanks,

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

well i need them to fill a small whole in my backyard so bigger rocks i guess? 6 inch would be good. i only need like 2 wheelbarow loads so not too many. when can you deliver?

From Me to brad ********:

6" it is. I can have a truck there to deliver any time between 9-5 Monday through Friday. Where are you located?

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

do i have to be there for the delivery? i work every day so those times arent gonna work for me. if its cool could you drop them off tomorrow? just tell your guy to put them on the grass at the edge of my driveway next to the shed

heres my address:

517 *********** ln
coatesville, pa

From Me to brad ********:

No, you do not have to be there. I will forward this information to my driver and you can expect the rocks tomorrow.

From brad ******** to Me:

great


The rest of this conversation is the following day. I looked up his address in Google street view to figure out what his driveway looked like.


From Me to brad ********:

Hey Brad,

Just wanted to let you know, we actually need to get rid a few more rocks, so my guy is going to deliver them to your house in about 15 minutes.

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

wait what how many more? i dont want any more i have nowhere to put them

From Me to brad ********:

We sent a truckload with about 8 tons of 6" rocks. Don't worry, all the rocks are free of charge.

From brad ******** to Me:

8 TONS? what the f*** you better tell your guy not to deliver them

From brad ******** to Me:

you got that? DONT DELIVER THE ROCKS

From Me to brad ********:

I just got off the phone with my guy, he said he just delivered the rocks. He told me you didn't leave him enough room for all 8 tons by the shed, so he just dumped them in front of your garage.

Best,

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

WHAT THE f***!!!! i told you dont delever them you f***ing dipshit! the f*** am i gonna do with all those rocks? you better get rid of them by the time i get home man..... how am i suposed to park my f***ing car?

From Me to brad ********:

I am sorry that we had to block your garage, but you should have left more room next to the shed if you wanted them dumped there. Unfortunately we lack the necessary machinery to load the rocks back into the truck so removal is not an option. Also, my driver said he accidentally backed into your shed and broke one of the windows. We apologize for this. Consider the free extra rocks as compensation for the damage.

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

ARE YOU f***ING KIDING ME MOTHER f***ER YOUR PAYING FOR THE SHED

I LEFT YOU PLENTY f***ING ROOM FOR THE AMT OF ROCKS I ASKED FOR. YOU DIDNT SAY YOU WERE DELIVERIG 8 f***ING TONS OF ROCKS YOU PEICE OF SHIT!!!! USE YOUR HANDS I DONT GIVE A f*** HOW YOU DO IT BUT IF I FIND 8 TONS OF ROCKS IN MY DRIVE WAY THERE IS GONNA f***ING HELL TO PAY

f***ING black hole

From Me to brad ********:

Brad,

If you insist on us removing the rocks then we are going to have to charge you a $500 rock removal fee.

Mike
From brad ******** to Me:

THIS IS SOME f***ING BULLSHIT

From Me to brad ********:

I am sorry you feel that way, but without the $500 removal fee, we cannot remove the rocks. I realize you must be upset about your shed, so if you like, we can deliver another 4 tons of rocks as our way of apologizing for the shed.

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

NO DICKHEAD WHY THE f*** WOULD I WANT MORE ROCKS??? DUMBASS
THIS IS YOUR f***ING FAULT. I DIDNT ASK FOR 8 TONS OF ROCKS AND IM NOT PAYING SHIT. YOU OWE ME FOR THE SHED AND YOU GET THOSE ROCKS THE f*** OUT OF THERE YOU f***ING PRICK

From Me to brad ********:

If you aren't paying, then you have to keep the rocks. These are really nice rocks, though. I'm sure you will be able to find use for them. I have a pile of rocks in my backyard and it makes for a great conversation piece. If deer are a problem in your backyard, you can use these rocks to throw at them. They also make great paperweights. There are plenty of things to do with these rocks, so enjoy them.

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

im at my house now. where are the rocks?

From brad ******** to Me:

oh f*** YOU
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:39 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1339# nuryakmal


lobster? emm...sedap kan. plak klu tengok omputih2 tu masak kt tv, masak lobster ni mmg kecur air liur tengok.



erk....cam rasa nk berhijrah ler kt obersee sbb nk makan lobster (sana sure murah2 kan )
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:40 PM | Show all posts
Reply  akula203


    ooo ye ke.. tapi iklan ni yang generate income porem ni kan.. sebab yang k ...
nuryakmal Post at 9-6-2011 14:35


jangan lupa...iklan masuk..sbb kita ni la.....ada 10K..org masuk br la..pengiklan nak iklankan barang dia....kalau pengunjung cuma 100 ke 200...sapa mau iklankan..kannn.....tp..bila server slow....nt pengunjung lari....pas tuh..pengiklan lak la...lari.....so...owner cari gak yg rugi....kannnn....
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:44 PM | Show all posts
Reply  nuryakmal


lobster? emm...sedap kan. plak klu tengok omputih2 tu masak kt tv, masak lobs ...
hh_hs Post at 9-6-2011 14:39


hahaha..motif sunguh akak...nak berhijrah semata2 nak makan lobster murah....kos kapal terbang tuh pun dah berapa banyak lobster boleh beli......
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:45 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1342# hh_hs


    lobster tu kan kak kalau akak beli, akak belah tengah pastu letak butter, salt n pepper n some thymes (atau pape herbs) pastu saute atas grill / pabn.. perghhhhhhhhhh sodapppp
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:46 PM | Show all posts
Reply  akula203


    lobster2! hari tu kaka pegi tesco jumpa sekor lobster 100g = 100 he ...
nuryakmal Post at 9-6-2011 14:37


biar betikkk..mahalnya...kalah ikan patin temerloh cam nie.....
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:46 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1341# aLieNzDaToR


    hahahahahaha!!!!!!
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:47 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1346# akula203


    tu pun lobster kejung..bukan yang hidup.. sekor tu jah.. tak berbaloi betul
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:48 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1343# akula203


    haah,, kalau lari semua, kite tak leh memonen, da tak jumpe da.. dahla takde pesbuk
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:48 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1347# nuryakmal


    iols baca gelak sampai nangis2 tadi. hahaha..
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:49 PM | Show all posts
hahaha..motif sunguh akak...nak berhijrah semata2 nak makan lobster murah....kos kapal terbang t ...
akula203 Post at 9-6-2011 14:44



ala, nanti riki2 ler carik tambang kapal terbang yg murah2 (erk....jawabnyer klu nk tunggu offer cam air asia kene tunggu tahun depan ler baru akak leh berhijrah )


emm..klu x dapat tiket murah, akak nek tongkang jer lah. cuma....harap2 dapat selamat sampai kt obersee tu
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:53 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1341# aLieNzDaToR


hadui ler....terkekek2 akak ketawa baca ni. rumah sape ler yg kene aniaya nih
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:54 PM | Show all posts
ala, nanti riki2 ler carik tambang kapal terbang yg murah2 (erk....jawabnyer klu nk tunggu off ...
hh_hs Post at 9-6-2011 14:49


kalu naik tongkang mau sampai lombok je la....tp oberccc  gak tuh kannnn...err..ada lobster ke kat sana..???.....
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:55 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1350# aLieNzDaToR


    mana uols carit??
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:55 PM | Show all posts
ok la..nak out la..nak g makan..la...lapor......err..jumpa kiah nt kim salam yer...
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:56 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1332# akula203


    helo bang kola
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:56 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1354# nuryakmal


    http://dontevenreply.com


iols baru nak selak lawak2 lain plak ni.
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:58 PM | Show all posts
kiohhhhhhhhhhhh.......jarang nampak masuk siang2 buta..besa malam2 je.....dah lunch ngan som ...
akula203 Post at 9-6-2011 13:57



    hey
lunch ape nyer..bfast pong tak lg neh oksomi iols keje la
bosannya..
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Post time 9-6-2011 02:59 PM | Show all posts
nak makan buah mangga la sat lg
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Post time 9-6-2011 03:00 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1345# nuryakmal


tau..tau. leh mejin camner sedapnyer lobster tu


emm...tengok kat rancangan 707, planet food (banyak kali ulang2 tayang pun), yg host tu merrilees parker. ada satu episod tu masakan2 carribean, ada tunjuk dier buat lobster mango salsa. fuhhhhhh....mmg nampak menyelerakan sungguh ler . cuma x buat spoil selera tu bila dier suapkan kt negro tu sbb negro tu dah ler misai janggut dier panjang2, sampai sangkut2 makanan kt misai dier
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