Edisi Baca Paper Semlm : Top 10 Things Milan & Real Madrid Players Will Do After Tonight’s Game
10) Ronaldinho will go straight to bed…after eight hours of partying. Kaka will go straight to bed…after eight hours of prayer.
9) Alfredo Di Stefano and Giuseppe Favalli go shopping for a new walking stick.
Perez: "Favalli is a walking stick expert."
8)Rino Gattuso and Christoph Metzelder will fight over who has the bestbeard before David Beckham tries to sell them some Gillette.
7)Iker Casillas attempts to build a wall outside his house but he getshis measurements wrong, and Alessandro Del Piero breaks in.
6)Cristiano Ronaldo and Clarence Seedorf go and bet on the horses. RuudVan Nistelrooy comes in first place, followed by Sergio Ramos and Raul.Andrea Pirlo is a non-runner.
'Ruud Rum' now favourite for The Grand National
5) Dida will become the ‘new Padre Pio’ of the south of Italy due to the holes in his hands.
4)Xabi Alonso will spend 30 minutes pounding the Rafa Benitez punchbag inhis hotel room until his old manager is red in the face.
Xabi leaves a permanent goatee punch mark
3) Marcelo reads a book lent to him by Paolo Maldini: 'Playing Left Back For Dummies'.
2)Klaas Jan Huntelaar & Pippo Inzaghi will play hide and seek.Inzaghi is controversially disqualified for cheating. Huntelaar isnever found. 
"No one can 'hunt' me - I am invisible."
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Post time 4-11-2009 06:21 PM
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