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 Author| Post time 21-6-2008 07:16 PM | Show all posts

Reply #79 inazurah's post

jgn makan taik ayam, itu taik, pokok makan bikin baja

p/s:- lagu jalil hamid
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Post time 21-6-2008 11:16 PM | Show all posts

Reply #1 tak_tahu's post

jangan makan ikan dan terbalikkan ikan tu semasa didalm bot nanti bot akan terbalik.........
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Post time 22-6-2008 09:15 AM | Show all posts
sebelum tidor pastikan ada mykad dalam poket...kalau  sesat semasa berjalan dalam tidor orang boleh hantor pulang......
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Post time 22-6-2008 09:10 PM | Show all posts
kalo mkn durian jgn minum coke...kang mati.
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Post time 23-6-2008 06:12 PM | Show all posts
kelakar gle thread ni, yg ori punya versi pon bnyk, yg merapu pon bnyk, wakaka
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 Author| Post time 23-6-2008 08:36 PM | Show all posts

Reply #84 piqa666's post

uih btol ke? neway masa skolah rendah dlu, ada klasmate aku sorg, mninggal. katanya sbb makan durian pehtu minum air gas. wallahualam. ade penerangan saintifik?

p/s:-al-fatihah...
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Post time 23-6-2008 09:40 PM | Show all posts
tak tahu la tak_tahu......dgr cite nye cm tu la...
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Post time 23-6-2008 09:45 PM | Show all posts
jangan tiup seruling waktu malam, nanti ular datang..

dalam hutan jangan sebut nama haiwan berbisa/ buas, nanti haiwan datang sebab ia seperti menyerunya..

dan..........

jangan pandang belakang.. eh?
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Post time 24-6-2008 11:44 AM | Show all posts
kalo dekat2 nak kahwin bakal pengantin tak leh mkn makanan berkuah nanti hujan...lepas menziarah org meninggal kena terus mandi...
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 Author| Post time 24-6-2008 11:07 PM | Show all posts

Reply #88 kroit92's post

jgn main belakang gak
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Post time 24-6-2008 11:21 PM | Show all posts

Reply #90 tak_tahu's post

Emow Emow Emow...
nanti nabi tak ngaku umat
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Post time 24-6-2008 11:29 PM | Show all posts

Reply #90 tak_tahu's post

jgn kutuk cikgu...nnt ilmu x berkat..

[ Last edited by  piqa666 at 24-6-2008 11:31 PM ]
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Post time 25-6-2008 11:54 AM | Show all posts
lepas makan kene jirus air sket dalam pinggan...nanti kubor kering..

jangan kutil jerawat kat kepala nanti meninggal hehe<--paling aku takut masa kekecik dulu..
hehe

[ Last edited by  chemote at 25-6-2008 11:56 AM ]
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Post time 25-6-2008 02:51 PM | Show all posts
byk tul pantang larang ekk
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Post time 25-6-2008 05:23 PM | Show all posts
JANGAN BERTUKANG WAKTU MALAM..
NANTI HANTU PAKU DATANG UMAH KETUK PINTU..

KALO MAKAN JANGAN KETUK PINGGAN
NANTI REZEKI LARI....
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Post time 27-6-2008 11:03 AM | Show all posts
kalau nak bangun awal tak de jam loceng bole tepok bantal..
nak bangun kol 4... kene tepok bantal 4 kali hehehe
ntah la betol ke x..
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Post time 27-6-2008 03:22 PM | Show all posts
jgn wat naya org, nnt kene balik kt kite

what goes around comes around..
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Post time 27-6-2008 06:29 PM | Show all posts
jangan minum coke campur mentos.. kang meletop perot
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Post time 28-6-2008 11:47 AM | Show all posts

Reply #1 tak_tahu's post

jazz pernah dengar betul tak baik kencing berdiri. sebab air kencing org yg berdiri ni setan yg cedera atau sakit itu akan amik minum utk jadi kuat dan sihat semula.   Wallahualam.

kalau ada anak lelaki tu baiklah asuh utk kencing duduk juga lagi pun kalau kencing berdiri ni kita tak pasti kekadang air kencing tu ada merecik kat kaki atau bah badan yang lain, nak pulak bila nak solat kalau terlupa nak mandi, sia sia aje.

salah satu azab dalam kubur adalah disebabkan kerana tidak membersihkan airkencing dengan betul. takutnyaaaa
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Post time 28-6-2008 11:49 AM | Show all posts

Reply #96 chemote's post

penah gak dengar
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