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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Kuasa Mutan Yang Ko Worang Miliki...

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Post time 24-4-2014 01:04 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 01:01 AM
Ko selera ke makang kat Tony Roma's tu...? Eeee... Tak ler aku kot...

ishh ngapenyer sedap kot, ramai je org makan
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 Author| Post time 24-4-2014 01:11 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

dahliateck posted on 24-4-2014 01:03 AM
kan

aah kan, camane ek keta je halimunan, camni ler sape2 masuk keta tu pun jd halimunan gak ...



Kalau cermin tutop habes hapa behnya bawak keter secara bogel...? Bukang ke tujuang dia nak menikmati angin sesepoi tiup tu...? Angin aircond hapa heran...

Bayar tol guna Smart TAG lar... Hapolah...


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 Author| Post time 24-4-2014 01:13 AM | Show all posts

Ish!

dahliateck posted on 24-4-2014 01:04 AM
ishh ngapenyer sedap kot, ramai je org makan



Itu sebab dia worang tak tahu yang Tony Roma's tu sebenarnya menggunakang bulu Roma lengang Tony sebagai penambah selera... Cuba piker logik... Kenapa dia namakang kedai tu Tony Roma's... Kan...? Kan...?


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Post time 24-4-2014 01:16 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 01:11 AM
Kalau cermin tutop habes hapa behnya bawak keter secara bogel...? Bukang ke tujuang dia nak me ...

masa bila org ckp nak bawak keta bogel ni, x mungkin kot nak bawak keta bogel walau halimunan sekalipun, ok ler kita pakai yg convertible le gitu, soft top gitu, bila teringin nak angin buka sebanyak2 angin leh dapat

lupa lak ada smarttag
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Post time 24-4-2014 01:20 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 01:13 AM
Itu sebab dia worang tak tahu yang Tony Roma's tu sebenarnya menggunakang bulu Roma lengang To ...



igt kenapa la td adoiyaiii... bulu roma tony pun x kesah ler janji ribs, sedapnye ribs, klu mkn ribs rasa cam org zaman batu lak cam flintstones tu, banjer kita ek
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 Author| Post time 24-4-2014 01:32 AM | Show all posts

Eh!

dahliateck posted on 24-4-2014 01:16 AM
masa bila org ckp nak bawak keta bogel ni, x mungkin kot nak bawak keta bogel walau halimunan seka ...



Takde eh...? Aku salah paham rupanya... Hik! Hik! Hik!

Takmo bawak Christine...? Heh! Heh! Heh!




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 Author| Post time 24-4-2014 01:33 AM | Show all posts

Huh!

dahliateck posted on 24-4-2014 01:20 AM
igt kenapa la td adoiyaiii... bulu roma tony pun x kesah ler janji ribs, sedapnye ribs,  ...



Sedap sangat eh sampai makang bulu Roma pong tak kesah...? Tony Roma's ni kat mana...? KLCC ada tak...?


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Post time 24-4-2014 01:34 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 12:59 AM
Betol lar tu... Bila botak lar baru pawer samer...

Errr... Kalau aku botak nanti akang berl ...

Emm.sb tu aa aku lagi power.
Tak perlu nk botak.
Tp power tetap sama.


Haha
Ko try aa dulu.
Bru komeng..haha.
Gi botak jap.

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Post time 24-4-2014 01:47 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 01:32 AM
Takde eh...? Aku salah paham rupanya... Hik! Hik! Hik!

Takmo bawak Christine...? Heh! Heh!  ...

cite keta hantu ke ni, skeri ler x nak keta gini

eii dia ni memalam tepek cite hantu
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Post time 24-4-2014 01:48 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 01:33 AM
Sedap sangat eh sampai makang bulu Roma pong tak kesah...? Tony Roma's ni kat mana...? KLCC ad ...

tah x tau ler klcc ada x, kita penah mkn yg kat curve tu jer, sedap gak hmmm
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 Author| Post time 24-4-2014 01:49 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

yeepi_33 posted on 24-4-2014 01:34 AM
Emm.sb tu aa aku lagi power.
Tak perlu nk botak.
Tp power tetap sama.



Tapi bukang ke ko memang botak...? Rambot ko sekarang tu rambot pelesu jer kan...?


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 Author| Post time 24-4-2014 01:51 AM | Show all posts

Eh!

dahliateck posted on 24-4-2014 01:47 AM
cite keta hantu ke ni, skeri ler x nak keta gini

eii dia ni memalam tepek cite hantu



Keter tu lar beh... Kemek pong tak payah sesusah piker nak hantar workshop... Nanti dia 'self healing' jah...

Errr... Antu 'comel' pong takot ke...? Bukang malam Jumaat pong hapo...


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 Author| Post time 24-4-2014 01:53 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

dahliateck posted on 24-4-2014 01:48 AM
tah x tau ler klcc ada x, kita penah mkn yg kat curve tu jer, sedap gak hmmm



Curve tu kat mana eh...? Cam tak pernah sampai jer aku ni kat situ... Bukang dedekat area Pavilion kan...? Kalau naek LRT atau Monorel bleh tak...?


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Post time 24-4-2014 01:57 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 01:51 AM
Keter tu lar beh... Kemek pong tak payah sesusah piker nak hantar workshop... Nanti dia 'self  ...

x best ler, antu repair, anti tgh2 bawak kena cekik

x mo ler cite hantu2 malam2 ni, dah le hujan lebat



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Post time 24-4-2014 01:58 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 01:53 AM
Curve tu kat mana eh...? Cam tak pernah sampai jer aku ni kat situ... Bukang dedekat area Pavi ...

curve tu sebelah ikea, ke ecurve nama complex tu, tp bebetul kat ikea tu ler, x suka gi ikea ke

situ ada ke lrt monorel segala, rasa xde
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 Author| Post time 24-4-2014 02:07 AM | Show all posts

Ish!

dahliateck posted on 24-4-2014 01:57 AM
x best ler, antu repair, anti tgh2 bawak kena cekik

x mo ler cite hantu2 malam2 ni, dah l ...



Antu tu mana cekik sebab dia sangat sayang sama tuang dia...

Eh! Hujang lar takde hantu sebab hantu tak reti guna payong... Lagi pong sejuk lar memalam men air hujang... Nanti boleh kena flu...


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 Author| Post time 24-4-2014 02:08 AM | Show all posts

Oh!

dahliateck posted on 24-4-2014 01:58 AM
curve tu sebelah ikea, ke ecurve nama complex tu, tp bebetul kat ikea tu ler, x suka gi ikea ke
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Rasanya baru sekali ke dua kali pergi IKEA tu... Memang takde LRT ngan Monorail pong rasanya...


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Post time 24-4-2014 07:36 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 01:49 AM
Tapi bukang ke ko memang botak...? Rambot ko sekarang tu rambot pelesu jer kan...?



Aku rasa ko dh konpius aku ngn org lain.

Aku jejaka tampan yg de kuasa mutant..yg hebak..

Rmbut ikal mayang..lebat hebak..

Tak knl pun spe yg ko dok ckp2 tu.

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Post time 24-4-2014 09:14 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 12:36 AM
Pernah tengok tak Carrie yang versi asal...? Best gak tu...

rupa carrie lama ni macam mak carrie yang remake

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Post time 24-4-2014 11:10 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 12:33 AM
Cam sesusah jer ko nak goda Thor bagai... Kan ada baeknya ko jadi jer Thordis... Pastu bleh je ...

Ish aderkerpatot aku nk kene jadik thordis ..... tak patot 2... tgk loki ni aura sungguh .... ko x nak ngorat dia ker?


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