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If Jesus is God, what does this say about God?
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wkk5159 posted on 1-11-2013 02:46 PM
This one even better; Satan sleeps in ones nose, so water should be snorted each day (Bukhari 54:51 ...
the pak arab are good story teller
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wkk5159 posted on 1-11-2013 02:38 PM
Your muslims truly are just micro reflection of your alpha male ulama Zakir Naik, don't you ?
You must be masturbating using your left hand too then.....
Ha ha , see how 'wkk5159' run. Left - right - center ....
So you admit that when you pee you just splash while your hands on your hips? Ha ha , you should warn others when you use the toilet. Maybe you need to recalibrate your targeting process.
Do you pee with your pants unzipped or zipped .... ha ha ....
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wkk5159 posted on 1-11-2013 02:40 PM
The bathroom should be entered with the left foot first. (Fiqh - Islamic law).......
What can I say ... you enter the toilet crawling on your hands and knees? Ha ha , this is so funny
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wkk5159 posted on 1-11-2013 02:44 PM
This is the real classic...............Bad dreams can be warded off by spitting over the left side o ...
Bzzzzt! Another lie.
It states 'spit drily to the left and seek refuge with Allah'. Of course all people in faith seek refuge in their god in any time of need ...
So where is the superstition? In your wet dreams again .. ha ha
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wkk5159 posted on 1-11-2013 02:46 PM
This one even better; Satan sleeps in ones nose, so water should be snorted each day (Bukhari 54:516)
Ha ha , caught you lying again .... whats new eh? The hadith in questionNarated By Abu Huraira : The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."
Of course. Satan is associated with everything dirty. Therefore we clean ourselves. Hygine is part of Islam.
However its different if you ara a bible believing christian :
(1) Drinking urine ; joh7:37-38 (NIV bible)
37 On the last and greatest day of the festival, Jesus stood and said in a loud voice, “Let anyone who is thirsty come to me and drink.
38 Whoever believes in me, as Scripture has said, rivers of living water will flow from within them.”
Next time if you are thirsty , go to biblical Jesus , your man God to drink. 'Ta-da' , living water (in other words urine) will flow from your belly for you to drink.
Yucccks! Ha ha ... you drink your own urine?
Last edited by sam1528 on 1-11-2013 06:48 PM
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Whoever believes in me, as Scripture has said, rivers of living water will flow from within them.”...................means urine ???
Little wonder why Zakir Naik is looking much older than his actual age and i'm pretty sure that retarded paedophilic ustazy intern of Zakir Naik is following the footstep of his master.....
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The bathroom should be entered with the left foot first. (Fiqh - Islamic law).......
Answer from moon god worshipper sam1528 : What can I say ... you enter the toilet crawling on your hands and knees? Ha ha , this is so funny
Moral of the story : The right foot of muslims should be chopped off since they are useless and not utillised !
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The penis should be held with the left hand only when urinating (Muslim 512)..........
Answer from moon god worshipper sam1528 : Oh , you mean for your case when you pee , both on your hands are on your hips and you splash away? Ha ha , this is what we call 'indiscriminate peeing'.
BTW do you unzip your pants before peeing or leave it zipped .... ha ha
Moral of the story : The right hand of muslims should be chopped off since they are useless and not utillised ! |
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This is the real classic...............Bad dreams can be warded off by spitting over the left side of the bed (Bukhari 87:115)
Answer from moon god worshipper sam1528 :Bzzzzt! Another lie.
It states 'spit drily to the left and seek refuge with Allah'. Of course all people in faith seek refuge in their god in any time of need ...
So where is the superstition? In your wet dreams again .. ha ha
Moral of the story : Since muslim detest left side so much, small wonder why Ahmad Deedat was suffering from a debilitating stroke which paralyse the whole left side of his body.. |
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This one even better; Satan sleeps in ones nose, so water should be snorted each day (Bukhari 54:516)
Answer from moon god worshipper sam1528 :Ha ha , caught you lying again .... whats new eh? The hadith in question
Narated By Abu Huraira : The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."
Of course. Satan is associated with everything dirty. Therefore we clean ourselves. Hygine is part of Islam.
However its different if you ara a bible believing christian :
(1) Drinking urine ; joh7:37-38 (NIV bible)
37 On the last and greatest day of the festival, Jesus stood and said in a loud voice, “Let anyone who is thirsty come to me and drink.
38 Whoever believes in me, as Scripture has said, rivers of living water will flow from within them.”
Next time if you are thirsty , go to biblical Jesus , your man God to drink. 'Ta-da' , living water (in other words urine) will flow from your belly for you to drink.
Yucccks! Ha ha ... you drink your own urine?
Moral of the story : Satan stay inside every single muslims especially the nostrils. Unlike muslims, Christians have flowing rivers of living water within them from God for everlasting life.
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wkk5159 posted on 3-11-2013 05:17 PM
Moral of the story : The right foot of muslims should be chopped off since they are useless and not utillised !
Ha ha , if the right foot of all muslims chopped off , we cannot walk. How to enter with left leg? Perhaps with left crutches first? Ha ha
Such a lame argument from you. Nothing to do with any superstition. You know the meaning of superstition?
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wkk5159 posted on 3-11-2013 05:22 PM
Moral of the story : The right hand of muslims should be chopped off since they are useless and not utillised !
Ha ha , again there is no prohibition in the ruling of using the right hand.
Issit because you want everyone to follow your peeing style? Hands on the hips and fire away. No targeting process whatsoever. Indiscriminate peeing ... ha ha
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wkk5159 posted on 3-11-2013 05:27 PM
Moral of the story : Since muslim detest left side so much, small wonder why Ahmad Deedat was suffering from a debilitating stroke which paralyse the whole left side of his body..
Ha ha , any prohibition of doing it to the right side? This is a real funny comment :
small wonder why Ahmad Deedat was suffering from a debilitating stroke which paralyse the whole left side of his body..
Fuyoo , a so called expert opinion from a 'true professional in the medical science and an expert in a field'. In your expert opinion , a person who hates his left side will get stroke paralysing his left side?
No wonder you believe that people who blaspheme the 'holy spirit' per mat12:31-32 would be cursed whereas the said verse state nothing of such. This is what we call arguing from your wet dreams. Ha ha .....
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wkk5159 posted on 3-11-2013 05:38 PM
Moral of the story : Satan stay inside every single muslims especially the nostrils. Unlike muslims, Christians have flowing rivers of living water within them from God for everlasting life.
Psst , you missed the part about drinking your own urine.
Your man God tells you to drink your own urine ..... Can you do it and post a photo of such .... ha ha
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