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Post time 1-6-2009 04:54 PM | Show all posts

Reply #15 fariepari's post

memang la kemenyan makanan jin!
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Post time 1-6-2009 04:57 PM | Show all posts

Balas #39 pinkish\ catat

tanya skit... macam mane bunyi pelesit?

semoga fariepari selamat sokmo yee...
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Post time 1-6-2009 05:00 PM | Show all posts

Balas #39 pinkish\ catat

tanya skit... macam mane bunyi pelesit?

semoga fariepari selamat sokmo yee...
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Post time 1-6-2009 05:25 PM | Show all posts
mintak tuan rumah snap gambar
and tepek kat sini .
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Post time 1-6-2009 05:54 PM | Show all posts
umah aku kat kg pn slalu masok pelesit...pelesit ni masok umah time mlm2 jer..

cara2 mengenalpasti samada pelesit or belalang..

-pelesit ni bunyi nya sgt bising. bole dgr 1 umah...:@

-biase nye, abah aku akan tangkap pelesit tu. if mata die merah mmg pelesit la tu...:@ (kalo abah aku xde, aku lak menangkap nye...kakak aku xbrani...  ). kalo aku tangkap, kdg2 mls nk putuskan pale die, aku just bukak tingkap n lepaskan kat luar smbil pesan "gi jauh2, jgn kaco ktorg"

-cara nk membunuhnya, abah aku akan letakkan pelesit tu kat bucu kain. kalo pelesit tu gigit bucu kain tu, abah aku akan tarik pelesit tu...
abah aku kate, kalo kepale pelesit tu putus...maksudnye, tu mmg pelesit bukannye belalang...dan kalo xputus, belalang la tu

selamat mencube...

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Post time 1-6-2009 11:28 PM | Show all posts
salam, kak farie online tak malam-malam macm ni..so mcm mana keadaan rumah...tak sabar nak dgr berita esok pagi...harapnya tak de la apa apa gangguan ye.amin..
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Post time 2-6-2009 12:21 AM | Show all posts
jgn le dok sorang sorang lagi kak farie, tapi seb baik ade anak tuceing

terhingat pelesit kota plak
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Post time 2-6-2009 03:38 AM | Show all posts
cmne citer tuan umah..dah settle ke??






pelesit = mat rempit
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 Author| Post time 2-6-2009 08:06 AM | Show all posts

Reply #46 Pygmalion's post

umah akak takde tenet..
nih berforum kat opis...muahahahahaha
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 Author| Post time 2-6-2009 08:10 AM | Show all posts
updated...

mlm td alhamdulillah takde apa2 yg berlaku
laki aku bagi 'tempoh' 3 hari kat 'benda' tu utk reveal sape tuan yg nganto...
tp, bukan utk kenakan balik org tu...just nk 'pulangkan' balik pets dia tu
kalau pets dia tu dh kena pulang balik kt tuannye, pepaham je la

sebenonye aku dh naik sakit jiwe ngn benda2 mistik nih
mcm2 laaaa dh org nganto sbb nk buat aku ngn laki aku gado
agaknye diaorg x senang ati tgk aku happy kot          
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 Author| Post time 2-6-2009 08:12 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by stania83 at 2-6-2009 12:21 AM
jgn le dok sorang sorang lagi kak farie, tapi seb baik ade anak tuceing

terhingat pelesit kota plak


anak kuceng tu plak, adventurer sungguh
pantang dgr bunyi2 nih...kite yg tgk nih pun bleh jadik takut     

ada seko kuceng akak dulu, suka sgt stare kt dinding ngn cermin tingkap...
pastu dia menggeram mcm marah...
apa yg dia marah pun tak taw la...
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Post time 2-6-2009 09:31 AM | Show all posts
dari duluk agie.. sejak haku tau pelesit tue leh menyerupa jadi belalang.. bila malam2 ada belalang masuk umah ke.. haku lari je nyowok lam bilik.. (umah kat kg haku berdekatan ngan bendang.. so... belalang2 neh biasa la.. )
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Post time 2-6-2009 09:47 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by kiblatku30 at 1-6-2009 14:52


"ples...ples...sit...sit...."  

xpun


"pel...pel...lesi...lesit...lesit.."

xpun

"hmmm....ooooo.....aaaaaaa.....mooooo..."(ni klu pelesit tu OKU,pekak)hehehe....



r u sure???
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Post time 2-6-2009 09:50 AM | Show all posts

Balas #52 BabeYSHa\ catat

belalang pelesit lain ruponyer ngan belalang bendang....badan belalang pelesit beso.....
dan malam2 pelesit ni akan kuar bunyi 'srittttttttttttt'...nyaring jer bunyi nyer....
time tu...kalu dapat tgkp yg ketuamyer....cabut kepala belalang tu....
lepas dah cabut kepala belalang tu...tgk kat kepalanyer...ada rambut tak ....
kalau ada bermakna pelesit tu ada tuan nyer....
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Post time 2-6-2009 11:23 AM | Show all posts

Balas #50 fariepari\ catat

sabar jela kak farie...

doa byk2 pada tuhan....moge org yg wat kat farie sekeluarge dpt blsn setimpal nanti...

jgn risau Allah akan sentiase lindungi hambanyer yg dianaya....

tapi tkt gak bc ctr kak farie nih....
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Post time 2-6-2009 11:52 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by kemesraanku at 1-6-2009 16:57
tanya skit... macam mane bunyi pelesit?

semoga fariepari selamat sokmo yee...

sitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt..........sitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt...........

yg aku pernah dgr camni le bunyi dia
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Post time 2-6-2009 11:59 AM | Show all posts

Reply #15 fariepari's post

cara laki kau (bakar kemenyan) tu jelas x selari dgn ajaran Islam. Asap kemenyan adalah makanan jin dan biasanya digunakan oleh bomoh2 yg bersahabat dgn jin utk memanggil khadam mereka.
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Post time 2-6-2009 12:34 PM | Show all posts
hum ... macam2 kan perkara2 mistik ni.
Yang musykilnya, benda2 ni tak hilang dek zaman ya...
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 Author| Post time 2-6-2009 12:34 PM | Show all posts

Reply #54 ctaz's post

betul tuu
bunyik dia camtu
laki aku x dpt tngkap ketua dia mlm tuuu
sbb ketua dia 'terbang' laju sgt...
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 Author| Post time 2-6-2009 12:36 PM | Show all posts

Reply #57 Maisarah's post

tu la pasalnye
sbb, kemenyan yg laki aku bakar tu, dh kena jampi ngn abg ipo dia yg pandai ngubat org..tp, lom smpi tahap bomoh la abg tuu

camne aku nk terangkan ekkk
cuma aku rasa, bile laki aku bakar kemenyan tuu, maknenye dia dh panggil 'orang' abg ipar dia...
utk jaga umah aku
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