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[GENG] Borak Bersama Ketotmerah v57 ~apa saja untuk mu~

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Post time 24-6-2013 01:07 PM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 24-6-2013 12:58 PM
ayat....... x menahan ai mmbacanyer!!

@encikotot .... kalau dh jadik mak nie mcm mna lembut k ...

ai hrap u xkcik ati ahhahha...

ko pkai brouch hat besar cam pingat sukn sea tu ker
bpak besor nyeee...

tu rmai pompuan yg dpt anak otometik tukar jdi pontianak kt umah lama2x..
cam citer lawak kt apo dlu..hahhahaha..

somi dia pggil bmoh dtg umah suh halaukn antu...tok bmoh pi halau bini dia..
xpsal2 2-2 ekor mkn lesung...
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Post time 24-6-2013 01:18 PM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 24-6-2013 10:57 AM
yu langgar ke org lain yg langgar ni???

ada gambo???

org lain yang langgar bukan nay huhuhu

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Post time 24-6-2013 01:47 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 24-6-2013 12:43 PM
manja kwan dia tuh hahaha...

kire amik berkat piza laaa

bukan manja.... mengada!!!!

bkn piza tu dh tunang ker?
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Post time 24-6-2013 02:00 PM | Show all posts
NaylaArisha posted on 24-6-2013 01:18 PM
org lain yang langgar bukan nay huhuhu

kus semangat...... ingat yu td.... kat sini kalau share bite kna kasi abes kalau x mcm speku yu tima.......
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Post time 24-6-2013 02:14 PM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 24-6-2013 01:47 PM
bukan manja.... mengada!!!!

bkn piza tu dh tunang ker?

dlu piza tunang diala tmn pijaa...skrg nih kire pija balas baliklaaa hahahah...



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Post time 24-6-2013 02:20 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 24-6-2013 01:07 PM
ai hrap u xkcik ati ahhahha...

ko pkai brouch hat besar cam pingat sukn sea tu ker  ...

koser ai nk kecik ati bagai....


hehehe..... majalah APO tu dulu best.... bila UJANG dh blah tu yg makin lama makin sendu tu... hadek ai dulu slalu gak wat freelance kat situ.... kitorang mmg xyyah bli majalah tu... FOC beb...

tingat ai mlm smlm punye citer.....

somi ai br blik dlm kul 10mlm tu... pas dia dh mandi makan bagai ai bg ar Arjuna kat dia... org jantan kan besa mlm2 mmg x pakai baju... somi ni lg lar... kain pelikat mmg time solat jer.... besa pakai boxer jer pun....
pastu dia duk ar bawah main2 dgn juna... yg ai ni kt dapur... tetiba ai dgr somi ai mnjerit.... ai pun blari ar g dpan tanyer npe....

"ni se kenit ni ar dia g cubit tetek pa!!!! "

pastu yg kenit tu memula mcm keras sbb tkjut somi ai mjerit...pastu pandai plak dia gelak tunjuk xder gusi...
smpai sudah dia tanak main bnda lain dok gentel jer puting somi ai......
ari tu msa somi ai tdo dbantainyer dok isap puting dia... somi bgun tgk tetek dia abes banjir dgn air liur juna!
punyalah lama juna dok kejekn nenen dia lngsung dia x sedar... ai saje je biarkn.... nek keras gak ai perut ai dok thn gelak.....


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Post time 24-6-2013 02:26 PM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 24-6-2013 02:00 PM
kus semangat...... ingat yu td.... kat sini kalau share bite kna kasi abes kalau x mcm speku yu ti ...

heheh... lupa pulak dah huhuhu

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Post time 24-6-2013 02:27 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 24-6-2013 02:14 PM
dlu piza tunang diala tmn pijaa...skrg nih kire pija balas baliklaaa hahahah...

ooooo....... erm...kira jadik pengapit lar kot...
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Post time 24-6-2013 02:30 PM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 24-6-2013 02:20 PM
koser ai nk kecik ati bagai....

adik u trlibat ngn apo ker?
wahhh retis gak nih..plukis ehh?
mmg pas ujang brenti trus down majalah tuh...
lgi2laaa skrg nih...sume dah ade...mmg terbenamlaa mjalah2 cmni...


hahahahha......
seikenit tu xmnahan hahahha...
nasb bek dia lepaskn..kalo x mmg mnjeritlaa asben u tuh ahahhah



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Post time 24-6-2013 02:31 PM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 24-6-2013 02:27 PM
ooooo....... erm...kira jadik pengapit lar kot...

tu arrr...tp smpai arini xlik lgik dak piza tuh...

xkn tmn smpai xmo balik....
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Post time 24-6-2013 02:33 PM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 24-6-2013 02:20 PM
koser ai nk kecik ati bagai....

wakakakka

itu nasib baik digentel nya puting somi yu..

kalau di gentelnya yg lain

meme kejung hahahahahahha
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Post time 24-6-2013 02:34 PM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 24-6-2013 12:22 PM
ape yg pelik....

ai pun dulu slalu gak pnjat pagar! naik bumbung umah jiran pun pnah!!! :lol ...

dashat2... huhuhu
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Post time 24-6-2013 02:35 PM | Show all posts
ketotmerah posted on 24-6-2013 12:24 PM
kannnn...esok2 dah expired sape pon tak mau

heheheh
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Post time 24-6-2013 03:11 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 24-6-2013 02:30 PM
adik u trlibat ngn apo ker?
wahhh retis gak nih..plukis ehh?
mmg pas ujang brenti trus down maja ...

Hadek ai yg no. 2 tu mmg pelukis...

potret, karikatur, mural suma dia bule.... dulu nmpak cikai jer tp skg dh ader co. sindrik lagik... alhamdulillah....

ekceli dia dh terbiasa main dgn ai punyer tu yg bila tgk somi ai punyer dia ase mcm sama je kot...

mcm ai punyer kalau isap ader ai susu kalau somi punyer celah mnalah nk kuar susu... anyway, dia bkn nk nyonyot susu pun cuma skg tgh gatal gusi tu yg suma bnda dia nk msuk mulut tue...
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Post time 24-6-2013 03:13 PM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 24-6-2013 03:11 PM
Hadek ai yg no. 2 tu mmg pelukis...

potret, karikatur, mural suma dia bule.... dulu nmpak cika ...

fuhh power.....berdrah seni...
xsilap aku opis apo nih kt subang jaya kan...


hahahhaa...ooo nk tmbuh gigi...
ptutlaaaa...nk nyonyot jek....
isap asben ko punyer rase peluh jelah ahahhaha....

ehh dia xpkai puting gntung tu ehh?
dah bleh naik walker ker juna nih?
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Post time 24-6-2013 03:15 PM | Show all posts
NaylaArisha posted on 24-6-2013 02:34 PM
dashat2... huhuhu

dah tu mintak leklok dia tanak bagi... kedekut! haji bakhil sungguh.....

x pat cara baik ai buat cara jahat..... tp sumpah mangga epal dia mmg sedap... lemak giler weh..... cariklar kat mana pun mmg xleh celen mangga dia... tu yg dia kedekut giler.... dia dok jga kat bawah, ai dgn kawan ai sorang lagi dok piknik atas bumbung dia!
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Post time 24-6-2013 03:36 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 24-6-2013 03:13 PM
fuhh power.....berdrah seni...
xsilap aku opis apo nih kt subang jaya kan...

tu psal lar kalau somi blik ai make sure dia mandi sesiap sbb juna ni skg tgh lasak... suma bnda nk msuk mulut....

dia dh naik walker & dah setat mengelat kalau nk masuk walker... kalau time nk masuk tu bule plak dia kepit kaki dia tak bagi masuk.... pastu klau berjaya masuk x sempat pusing gerenti kain ker suar yu ker dia capai...

puting gantung tu dia jarang pakai... kalau dia ader mood je... time moody ker ape ke.... kalau yu suka suki bagi mmg diludah balik... time tido pn cmtu... isap skejap pastu dia bule ludah kemain jauh lagi terbang puting tu.... elok gak dia x bape gemar puting tu.. xder ar sok bibir muncung kdepan!

sejak 2 minggu lpas dh pandai terjun buai plak.... ari tu bonda dok cerita bonda dok masukkan dlm buai pastu dia masuk blik jap tukar baju... angkat je baju tetiba tgk dak tecik tu dh ader kat lutut dok sengih2.... keras jap orang tua tue... x pasan lngsung bila masa dia turun & cmne ader leh turun.... lngsung x nanges....

semlm dia buat lagi.... turun kepala dulu plak tu padahal buai tu dh ader yg jenis tutup kpala... dia bule pusing trus terjun..... Ilang darah kat muka ai jap....... bertuah punyer anak!!!! bule mati cepat klau cmni tau...
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Post time 24-6-2013 03:48 PM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 24-6-2013 03:36 PM
tu psal lar kalau somi blik ai make sure dia mandi sesiap sbb juna ni skg tgh lasak... suma bnda n ...

xmo masuk ehhhh hahaha..

pndai kepit hahahaha..nk suh dkung jek....
mane lrat cmtu...

kalo isap tu mmg macung ker mulot? bgus gak xmo isap..

de ank sdara aku yg xleh lepas bnda tuh...sush dh mlekat..


dia summersault ker?
giler bahaya weiii kuar pale dlu....


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Post time 24-6-2013 04:06 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 24-6-2013 03:48 PM
xmo masuk ehhhh hahaha..

pndai kepit hahahaha..nk suh dkung jek....

anak sedara ai pun dh mcm mulut itik... dgn mulut becoknyer, bnda tu melekap kt mulut pun dia still bule pot pet pot pet...

aah dia dh pndai somersaut yu...... the best part, dia bule pusing buat pose mcm merangkak pastu ckit2 kaki dok undur... bila dh tergapai2 kuar buai tu sengih ar dier... mknanyer dh sparuh jln kuar...

lar ni umah ai dh supa umah indon... sana sini toto dok cover lantai... bila2 jer dia bule terjun.... kalau kat bawah bila2 jer dia bule banting badan kat lantai..... suma sudut dah kena letak bantal.... nk berjln pun seksa.... nk selamat msuk walker pun azab... abes suma pasu ai dlanggar... apon dtarik... btol air ditendang..... hadoiiii aiiiii..... lasak giler... klau ader rezeki yu dpt anak laki yu tgk ar nanti.... budk skg mkin lma mkin gedeban tau...

caya x ai kna sapu & mop umah kul 5 pagi??? kalau dia dh bangun mmg x merasa ar nk buat ape kje pun....

ai x bule bayang nasib ai bulan pose nanti.....
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Post time 24-6-2013 04:10 PM | Show all posts
NaylaArisha posted on 24-6-2013 02:33 PM
wakakakka

itu nasib baik digentel nya puting somi yu..

klu dia gentel yg lain mau lar ai jeles....

ai sindrik dh lma x kna gentel yu...................
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