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JOM BORAK (official borak thread)

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Post time 7-1-2008 10:18 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by 0001 at 7-1-2008 10:09 AM
Naik teksi gi Subang Perdana
Nak menjaja seguni pucuk paku
Hanya ko sahaja wahai lynna
Yang bertakhta didalam hati ku
Fuyoh... jiwang karatsssssss haku pagi ni...


kalo ko haus minumlah air paip
paip tu ada kat tepi jamban
jika benar bagai ditaip..
haku rasa gatal satu badan..



udahlah weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:21 AM | Show all posts
madc rasa nk pitam..   tu pasal mkn nasik pagi2.. x larat la bdn arini.. apsal ek?
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:23 AM | Show all posts

Reply #2322 gutes_madchen's post

Rasa nak pitam tapi dah makan? 2 kemungkinan:

1. pegnent
2. ada sedikit food poisoning

Aku suggest ko gi minum air suam... buat nescafe ke apa.
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:25 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lynna164 at 7-1-2008 10:18 AM


kalo ko haus minumlah air paip
paip tu ada kat tepi jamban
jika benar bagai ditaip..
haku rasa gatal satu badan..



udahlah weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Hehe... aku pun dah kering otak pun...

Cakap pasal gatal badan... teringat aku masa kecik2 dulu selalu gi Baling, Kedah... situ ada kolam air panas tu... yg bestnyer is lintah beribu situ... best tul tangkap and memain ngan lintah tu.
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:26 AM | Show all posts

Reply #2323 0001's post

best nyer pegnent.. jadi mariam.. hehehehe

ner ada food poisoning.. x cirit birit pun..
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:29 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by 0001 at 7-1-2008 10:25

Hehe... aku pun dah kering otak pun...

Cakap pasal gatal badan... teringat aku masa kecik2 dulu selalu gi Baling, Kedah... situ ada kolam air panas tu... yg bestnyer is lintah beribu s ...


apa kaitan gatal dgn lintah nie?
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:30 AM | Show all posts

Reply #2324 0001's post

nasib baik ko lelaki..

kalo ppuan.. kembonglah perut dgn lintah
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:31 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gutes_madchen at 7-1-2008 10:29 AM
apa kaitan gatal dgn lintah nie?



kalo lepas kena gigit tu.. gatal kot..
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:34 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lynna164 at 7-1-2008 10:11 AM
Waalaikummusallam haira
sihat?

Selamat pagi, good morning
malam berdating, siang berchatting
ko sarapan roti sekeping?
haku makan lak berkeping-keping



ii lynn... haira sihat alhamdulillah..
ekekeke.. lynn tu sajer nak sedapkan pantun jer..
sekpg roti mana ckp maaa....
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:36 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by 0001 at 7-1-2008 10:12 AM

Waalaikumusalam...

Angkat tangan lambai-lambai
Nampak bulu ketaik, aiya malulah
Bod borak kita sampai
Apa lagi? Moyanlah!



nak moyan lelebih tak bleh
sikit2 lepas gian bleh arr..
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:38 AM | Show all posts
waaa saper yg jiwang karats rini???
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:43 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by haira at 7-1-2008 10:38 AM
waaa saper yg jiwang karats rini???

ada orang jiwang karats kat besi berkarat

ala.. abang Nomboq kita tgh melayani perasaan dia tu..
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:45 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gutes_madchen at 7-1-2008 10:26 AM
best nyer pegnent.. jadi mariam.. hehehehe

ner ada food poisoning.. x cirit birit pun..

Food poisoning tak semestinya cirit birit... loya nak muntah pun satu symptom food poisoning. Neways dah minum nescafe camtu? That always works for me.
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:48 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gutes_madchen at 7-1-2008 10:29 AM


apa kaitan gatal dgn lintah nie?

Gatai tu berkaitan ngan kolam air panas tu... secara kebetulan ada lintah kat situ... and utk kanak2 riang cam aku, lintah tu lah yg buat best gi sana tu.
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:50 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by haira at 7-1-2008 10:38 AM
waaa saper yg jiwang karats rini???

Tiap2 kali aku berdepan ngan lynn tu otak aku bunga2...





... ke sebab terlalu banyak baja dalam otak aku?
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:57 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by 0001 at 7-1-2008 10:50 AM
Tiap2 kali aku berdepan ngan lynn tu otak aku bunga2...
... ke sebab terlalu banyak baja dalam otak aku?

ko jgn guna baja t**k ayam.. kang kuar bunga t**k ayam..
musyukkkkkkkkkkk:kant: :kant:
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:57 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lynna164 at 7-1-2008 10:30
nasib baik ko lelaki..

kalo ppuan.. kembonglah perut dgn lintah


ni mitos apa laks..

madc suka tgk lintah bulan.. lintah gunung lg cantik.. ada corak2..
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:58 AM | Show all posts

Reply #2335 0001's post

komposisi baja tu bukan ker bahan buangan?   
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Post time 7-1-2008 10:59 AM | Show all posts

Reply #2332 lynna164's post

dia tgh layan perasaan???
layan prasaan takpe jgn perah santan...
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Post time 7-1-2008 11:00 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lynna164 at 7-1-2008 10:57

ko jgn guna baja t**k ayam.. kang kuar bunga t**k ayam..
musyukkkkkkkkkkk:kant: :kant:


kalo guna baja taik kelawar.. kuar bunga taik kelawar gk ker?
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