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Post time 6-4-2007 10:19 AM | Show all posts
ff:  selamat pagi tuan hawk... hehehe good work..
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 Author| Post time 7-4-2007 07:58 AM | Show all posts
The World's Ugliest Cats



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 Author| Post time 7-4-2007 08:03 AM | Show all posts
Why You Should Never Leave Your Cats Unattended

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 Author| Post time 7-4-2007 08:06 AM | Show all posts
Hideous Sam has been crowned
The World's Ugliest Dog
for three consecutive years.  
What do you think about this dog?
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 Author| Post time 7-4-2007 08:13 AM | Show all posts
Amazing Illusion -
This is actually painted on the wall and floor to appear 3D!
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 Author| Post time 7-4-2007 08:15 AM | Show all posts
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 Author| Post time 7-4-2007 08:20 AM | Show all posts
Life can be hard.
Sometimes you just have to hang in there!
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 Author| Post time 8-4-2007 09:10 AM | Show all posts


So sorry if this funny picture has offended anybody but I think it's very funny!
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 Author| Post time 8-4-2007 09:28 AM | Show all posts
Going Out in Style!!
The Greatest Tombstone Ever
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 Author| Post time 8-4-2007 09:30 AM | Show all posts
Don't Shoot!
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 Author| Post time 8-4-2007 09:51 AM | Show all posts
Beautiful Pictures of the Day:
The Parrot Orchid from Thailand
It looks just like a parrot!
The above pictures are not funny but it's so beautiful and lovely!
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Post time 8-4-2007 02:32 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by <i>holmes</i> at 5-4-2007 11:25 AM<br />
3 org budak<br />
<br />
Ada 3 orang budak bersembang pasal cita-cita dia orang...<br />
Lina:ko dah besar nak jadi apa?<br />
Ah chong: saya da besa nak jadik Superman woo<br />
Lina: saya dah besar nanti jadik supergir ...
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~~~Tentu dia ingat perkataan SUPER tu very greattttt
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Post time 8-4-2007 02:34 PM | Show all posts

Reply #127 holmes's post

~~~~Betul juga



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 Author| Post time 9-4-2007 12:40 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by holmes at 5-4-2007 11:22 AM
Surat untuk ayah


Seorang mahasiswa semester akhir menulis surat kepada ayahnya:

Ayah,
Saya merasa tidak selesa kerana terus menerus menulis surat kepada ayah
untuk meminta wang. Saya me ...


What a family hehehe!
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 Author| Post time 9-4-2007 12:43 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by holmes at 5-4-2007 11:25 AM
Surat Mintak keje

Mohd Kamal Bin Abdul Ghafar
25 Jalan 3/4
Taman Bukit Indah
68000 Ampang
Selangor.
(Rumah pakcik saya)

Malaysia Airlines System
12 mei 2004

Tuan,
Memohon Pekerjaa ...


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 Author| Post time 9-4-2007 12:45 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by holmes at 5-4-2007 11:25 AM
3 org budak

Ada 3 orang budak bersembang pasal cita-cita dia orang...
Lina:ko dah besar nak jadi apa?
Ah chong: saya da besa nak jadik Superman woo
Lina: saya dah besar nanti jadik supergir ...


  Awu kalau jadi supermarket, macam2 ada tu ah!
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 Author| Post time 9-4-2007 12:47 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by holmes at 5-4-2007 11:49 AM
Gunakan Bahu

Seorang nenek sedang memandu arah kepada cucunya beserta
iisteri cucunya yang hendak datang berkunjung ke  apartmentnya
melalui telefon....

"Kamu masuk melalui pint ...


  Jahanam punya nenek!
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 Author| Post time 9-4-2007 12:50 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by LailaTempawan at 6-4-2007 10:19 AM
ff:  selamat pagi tuan hawk... hehehe good work..


Tq tq LT. Cuba2 utk menceriakan Bod Brunei & Singapore saja!
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 Author| Post time 9-4-2007 01:20 PM | Show all posts
Can people really be this stupid?

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
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 Author| Post time 9-4-2007 01:23 PM | Show all posts
Can people really be this stupid?

I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich
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