...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...
I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?" . OLD MAN: "I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her"Dear Justin Bieber haters, please respect him. I owe him my life. Last year August, i had been in a coma for 6 months. Then one day my nurse turned on the radio to his songs. So i woke up and turned it off. Haha..lawak2..:lol: 3 most difficult things to do in the world :
1,you can't count your hair
2, you can't wash your eyes with soap
3,you can't breathe when your tongue is out .
now please put your tongue back inside :v :v :v Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now. I used to be a banker but I lost interest
:lol: Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It’s also mine Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner. Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human Funny adult jokes - Unexpected sex
Unexpected sex – that’s a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison… In the morning Tom calls to his boss:
- Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss replies:
- You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Bob calls:
- Boss, I followed your advise, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house.