seribulan Publish time 14-2-2017 09:14 PM


I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?" . OLD MAN: "I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her"

seribulan Publish time 14-2-2017 09:54 PM

Dear Justin Bieber haters, please respect him. I owe him my life. Last year August, i had been in a coma for 6 months. Then one day my nurse turned on the radio to his songs. So i woke up and turned it off.

mrizumi Publish time 14-2-2017 09:56 PM


seribulan Publish time 14-2-2017 09:59 PM

3 most difficult things to do in the world :

1,you can't count your hair
2, you can't wash your eyes with soap
3,you can't breathe when your tongue is out .

now please put your tongue back inside :v :v :v

nuyunnisa Publish time 14-2-2017 10:05 PM

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

nuyunnisa Publish time 14-2-2017 10:08 PM

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

seribulan Publish time 14-2-2017 10:38 PM

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!

Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine

PongKang Publish time 15-2-2017 01:01 AM

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in

PongKang Publish time 15-2-2017 01:02 AM

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.

PongKang Publish time 15-2-2017 01:02 AM

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.

PongKang Publish time 15-2-2017 01:02 AM

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury

PongKang Publish time 15-2-2017 01:03 AM

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers

PongKang Publish time 15-2-2017 01:03 AM

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

PongKang Publish time 15-2-2017 01:04 AM

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

PongKang Publish time 15-2-2017 01:05 AM

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

PongKang Publish time 15-2-2017 01:06 AM

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight

PongKang Publish time 15-2-2017 01:06 AM

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery

PongKang Publish time 15-2-2017 01:08 AM

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human

PongKang Publish time 15-2-2017 01:13 AM

Funny adult jokes - Unexpected sex
Unexpected sex – that’s a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison…

PongKang Publish time 15-2-2017 01:14 AM

In the morning Tom calls to his boss:
- Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss replies:
- You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Bob calls:
- Boss, I followed your advise, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house.
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