noraroberts Publish time 4-3-2017 09:33 PM

seribulan replied at 14-2-2017 10:38 PM
Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one? ...

Lol goood one!!! :L

noraroberts Publish time 4-3-2017 09:34 PM

PongKang replied at 15-2-2017 01:02 AM
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.

Omg I like this gonna use this one to my husband LOL

noraroberts Publish time 4-3-2017 09:39 PM

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

noraroberts Publish time 4-3-2017 09:42 PM

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.

The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

noraroberts Publish time 4-3-2017 09:52 PM

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What the hell was that all about?”

abbyra Publish time 4-3-2017 10:42 PM

Sometimes.....I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily.

abbyra Publish time 4-3-2017 10:44 PM


A lady tells to the nurse at the maternity hospital:
-        I think I will call my little newborn Anna.
-        Sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her Anna532 or Anna_153.

wondacat Publish time 4-3-2017 11:19 PM

Nurse to a doctor: Doctor, here’s your list of heart, liver and kidney donors. I already sorted them alphabetically.
Doctor: Excellent job. Seriously well organ-ized.

;P;P hahaha

wondacat Publish time 4-3-2017 11:21 PM

“Why is there music coming out of your printer?”
“That will be the paper jamming again!”

:lol:#mudahterhibur hahaha

Castorsugar Publish time 5-3-2017 11:03 AM

Sunday joke

Castorsugar Publish time 5-3-2017 11:04 AM


Castorsugar Publish time 5-3-2017 11:04 AM

School boy

Castorsugar Publish time 5-3-2017 11:05 AM

Jokes   ;P;P

Castorsugar Publish time 5-3-2017 11:06 AM

Dual sim....

Clefairy Publish time 5-3-2017 11:24 AM

A wife hangs up after about a half-hour on the phone. The husband is surprised, "Wow, that was quick - usually you girls are at it for two hours at least!" "Yeah, well, it was a wrong number."

Clefairy Publish time 5-3-2017 11:27 AM

A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?”
His mum answers, “The girls is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”

The boy nods and then says, “OK, and why is the boy all in black?”

Clefairy Publish time 5-3-2017 07:34 PM

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

Clefairy Publish time 5-3-2017 07:37 PM

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Clefairy Publish time 5-3-2017 07:39 PM

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Clefairy Publish time 5-3-2017 07:40 PM

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
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