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Acikayumii Publish time 17-2-2017 03:31 PM

seribulan replied at 17-2-2017 02:57 PM
Assume you fly from NY to Paris, across all six time zones, in four hours.After landing you immedi ...

one hr before or after; both are impossible.time zone is doesnt matter.

seribulan Publish time 17-2-2017 04:02 PM

Acikayumii replied at 17-2-2017 02:31 PM
one hr before or after; both are impossible.time zone is doesnt matter.

TETT...near miss...try again...

seribulan Publish time 17-2-2017 04:06 PM

Teka-teki Lawak...


1. Hidupan apa didalam laut paling tua.



2. Cube teka ye benda apa apabila kita berdiri dia baring, bila kita baring dia berdiri…….?



3. Banyak2 ikan, ikan apa yang pemalu…



4. ANDAIKATA ANDA TERJUMPA MAYAT MANUSIA DAN BANGKAI HAIWAN YANG MANA SATU ANDA PERLU TUTUP DAHULU?



5. APAKAH BENDA YANG KITA POTONG IA TETAP AKAN PANJANG?

boogeese Publish time 17-2-2017 04:20 PM

Acikayumii replied at 17-2-2017 03:29 PM
Cisss... merry go round mana nih??? hahahhahahaha

Yang macam kat kampung I ni la agaknya

Chesire_Epilog Publish time 17-2-2017 05:46 PM

seribulan replied at 17-2-2017 04:06 PM
Teka-teki Lawak...




Answer;

1. Hidupan apa didalam laut paling tua
- Udang..sebab dia bongkok ;P

2. Cube teka ye benda apa apabila kita berdiri dia baring, bila kita baring dia berdiri…….?
- Kaki ler :P


3. Banyak2 ikan, ikan apa yang pemalu…
- Ikan sardin..ehh?

4. ANDAIKATA ANDA TERJUMPA MAYAT MANUSIA DAN BANGKAI HAIWAN YANG MANA SATU ANDA PERLU TUTUP DAHULU?
- Hidung :sweat3:


5. APAKAH BENDA YANG KITA POTONG IA TETAP AKAN PANJANG?
- Rambut? :C

Chesire_Epilog Publish time 17-2-2017 05:59 PM

boogeese Publish time 17-2-2017 06:28 PM

LRT MRT Puns - Malaysia

Acikayumii Publish time 17-2-2017 06:29 PM

seribulan replied at 17-2-2017 04:02 PM
TETT...near miss...try again...

Salah eh???{:questiono

Acikayumii Publish time 17-2-2017 06:32 PM

A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"

Acikayumii Publish time 17-2-2017 06:34 PM

Dad writes on son's Facebook wall:

"Dear Son, How are you? All is fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off your computer and come down for dinner. Love Dad"

Acikayumii Publish time 17-2-2017 06:45 PM

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a6/b5/26/a6b526293456dcddf8dfd4b0c63b3519.jpg

seribulan Publish time 17-2-2017 08:32 PM

Chesire_Epilog replied at 17-2-2017 04:46 PM
Answer;

1. Hidupan apa didalam laut paling tua


Ada betul, ada tak :C

boogeese Publish time 17-2-2017 09:27 PM

LRT MRT Puns - Singapore

seribulan Publish time 17-2-2017 09:43 PM

Chesire_Epilog replied at 17-2-2017 04:46 PM
Answer;

1. Hidupan apa didalam laut paling tua


Bravo.{:1_149:}

No.5 je yg kurang tepat:C

seribulan Publish time 18-2-2017 09:45 AM

What name links Barbie and Margaret Thatcher?:$

seribulan Publish time 18-2-2017 09:45 AM

What type of cheese is made backwards?

seribulan Publish time 18-2-2017 09:45 AM

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

boogeese Publish time 18-2-2017 01:33 PM

seribulan replied at 18-2-2017 09:45 AM
What name links Barbie and Margaret Thatcher?

From Wiki: Barbie and Margaret are George Roberts and Alfred Roberts daughter respectively

seribulan Publish time 18-2-2017 01:48 PM

boogeese replied at 18-2-2017 12:33 PM
From Wiki: Barbie and Margaret are George Roberts and Alfred Roberts daughter respectively

The link? In one word:D

boogeese Publish time 18-2-2017 01:58 PM

seribulan replied at 18-2-2017 01:48 PM
The link? In one word

-Surname-

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