seribulan replied at 14-2-2017 09:14 PM
I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What' ...
Q: what type of bee can't make up its mind?
A: A may be
:)
Q: _____ up, ringgit down. _____ down, ringgit up.
Fill in the blanks:
Define politics
You may say "I don't approve of political jokes"
But I have seen too many of them get elected
seribulan replied at 16-2-2017 11:11 AM
What is neither inside the house, outside the house, but no house is complete without it?
WINDOW!! :p
Acikayumii replied at 16-2-2017 02:13 PM
WINDOW!! :p
Betoi3x {:thumbo
boogeese replied at 16-2-2017 12:06 PM
Q: _____ up, ringgit down. _____ down, ringgit up.
our PM??
(sensitive nye soalan){:3_92:}
Acikayumii replied at 16-2-2017 02:18 PM
our PM??
(sensitive nye soalan)
Takut nak bagi tacang{:smileo
Which is correct to say,
“The yolk of the egg is white” or “The yolk of the egg are white?”
You are driving a car. On your right is a steep cliff. Right in front of you there is a horse and right behind an elephant, both of which travel at your own speed. On your left there is a fire truck blocking you. How do you stop your car?
seribulan replied at 16-2-2017 03:20 PM
Takut nak bagi tacang
nak jawap pun takut supermod!!!
bagi jawapan general. sbb pm da ada 6 org. hahaha
Acikayumii replied at 16-2-2017 02:21 PM
Which is correct to say,
“The yolk of the egg is white” or “The yolk of the egg are white?”
bukan dua2...warnanya kuning {:smileo
Edited by seribulan at 16-2-2017 02:29 PM
Knock-Knock Jokes
Control Freak
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con—
Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
seribulan replied at 16-2-2017 03:22 PM
You are driving a car. On your right is a steep cliff. Right in front of you there is a horse and...
errr the car actually not moving?????
Impatient Cow
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co…
MOO!
Acikayumii replied at 16-2-2017 02:28 PM
errr the car actually not moving?????
tettt...wrong answer {:smileo
Acikayumii replied at 16-2-2017 03:24 PM
nak jawap pun takut supermod!!!
bagi jawapan general. sbb pm da ada 6 org. hahaha
PM for Poor Market. Chill!
I hate it when people say age is just a number, age is clearly a WORD ;P
boogeese replied at 16-2-2017 04:00 PM
Burn something so the fire truck'd stop
nope ;P...