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pak pandir mak andih dan ikan keli [Selesai]

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Post time 27-9-2014 09:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Pssttt: edit dari board lawak...

Pada suatu hari Pak Pandir membeli beberapa ekor ikan keli di pasar borong di pekan.apabila pulang kerumah dia menyuruh Mak Andih menyiang ikan tersebut. ketika sedang menyiang...



Mak Andih: Oi bapaknya! Macam mana nak siang ikan ni? hidup lagi ni.


Pak Pandir: Apa yang susahnya tu mak andih?


Mak Andih: Nak ketuk kepala ikan sadis la pulak.


Pak Pandir: Tu pun nak dikecohkan. Maknya rendam saja ikan tu dalam air, Kasi lemas ikan tu.sekejap lagi mampos la tu.


Mak Andih: ???

Pak pandir pon geram bila mak andih keluarkan tanda soal tu... pak pandir amik ikan keli tu.. masukkan dalam air.. selepas beberapa minit.. ikan tu lemas dan mati...

SOALAN... kenapa ikan tu mati??

Last edited by Eva_yy_Ellin on 28-9-2014 08:30 PM

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Post time 28-9-2014 08:30 AM | Show all posts
sebab Pak Pandir masukkan ikan keli itu ke dalam air panas??
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Post time 28-9-2014 08:31 AM | Show all posts
sebab Pak Pandir letakkan ikan keli  ke dalam bekas.Dia sejukkan ikan keli tu dalam peti?
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Post time 28-9-2014 08:31 AM | Show all posts
sebab dia lemas?
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Post time 28-9-2014 08:33 AM | Show all posts
Dia tembak ikan tu.haha
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 Author| Post time 28-9-2014 10:01 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Amboi @Esmiria.. sumer jawapan salah yer.. wlu ada yg logik...hehehehe.. terima kasih mencuba...

air ni air mentah.. tak panas...
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Post time 28-9-2014 10:53 AM | Show all posts
rendam dalam air masin (air laut)

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Post time 28-9-2014 10:53 AM | Show all posts
air sabun..
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Post time 28-9-2014 11:34 AM | Show all posts
shogun77 posted on 28-9-2014 10:53 AM
rendam dalam air masin (air laut)

kunci jawapang nie
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 Author| Post time 28-9-2014 11:43 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tepat 100% @shogun77 .... hehehe... tahniah...  
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