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ayat iklan juai keta/moto yg tak boleh blah

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Post time 21-10-2011 12:32 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
Post Last Edit by Alt-F4 at 24-10-2011 16:47

salam warga kereta, kenderaan bermotor & aksesori..
aku rasa mcm silap je bukak kat sini.. tp lantak le.. kalo silap momod tukar je la tempat mana yg patut..


saban hari dalam mudah selalunya kita baca iklan2 yg lawak tak bleh blah punya.. tambah2 ayat2 apek yg nak juai keta/moto.. nak tulih cina org tak paham.. tulih melayu tak reti.. tulih english lg tak boleh.. last2.. ikut sukahati dia aja karang ayat.. so aku start dulu la..


ADA SEBUAH KERETA ANTIK FIAT 600 TAHUN 1967 MASIH ADA ROD TEX DAN INSURAN BOLEH TES KERETA DI PUSPAKOM DAN TUKAR NAMA DI JPJ KERETA ANTIQUE SAYA UNTUK DI JUAL DENGAN KAWAN YANG BERMINAT DAN PANDAI JAGA KERETA LAMA,PASAI KERETA ANTIQUE YANG CANTIK DAN BOLEH JALAN SUDAH KURANG,CONDISION KERETA ORIGINAL STENDART,ENJIN DAN GEAR BOX TIP-TOP CONDISION,BOLEH JALAN JAUL,AIR ENJIN PUN X PANAS,KELAS PRIT PUN SUDAH TUKAR BARU,KAWAN YANG SUNGGU BERMINAT KERETA ANTIQUE DAN COMEL,SAYA HENDAN JUAL DENGAN HARGA RM13888, KAWAN-KAWAN SUNGGU BERMINAT SILA CALL SAYA **** ..

ADA SEBUAH ANTIQUE CAR TOYOTA CORONA LAST MODEL GEAR TONGKAT,CAT BARU WARNA TOYOTA CAMRY PERAL,KERETA STELL ORIGINAL LAGI,ENJIN TIP-TOP CONDISION, LANTAI ORIGINAL,BOLEH JALAN JAUL PUN X APA-APA MASALA,SESIAPA BERMINAT SIMPAN KERETA ANTIQUE SILA CALL SAYA. ARGA KERETA SAYA HENDAK JUAL DENGAN RM11111 BOLEH BINCANG,LOKISION DI DEPAN BALAI POLIS tQ.

aku tak edit tau ayat ni.. mmg origenal punya nih..



kelas prit tuu..   ( clutch plate )

yang lain korang tambah le..
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Post time 21-10-2011 02:39 AM | Show all posts
pos kat board lawak ler...
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Post time 21-10-2011 11:04 AM | Show all posts
fuh.. bersimpul lidah nak baca
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Post time 21-10-2011 11:12 AM | Show all posts
org ape ni?
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Post time 21-10-2011 12:06 PM | Show all posts
tadi terjumpa ayat ni...

Tak tahan nak gelak....

Salam peminat honda.saya ada sebuah Honda civic fD 2.0 yg yg amat baik keaadaan sehingga sering bergaduh dgn isteri sebab dia kata sayang kereta lebih dari dirinya.dibawah adalah spesifikasi yg telah menelan belanja hampir 20 ribu dlm masa 6-8 bulan...
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Post time 21-10-2011 02:07 PM | Show all posts
yang nih boleh blah x?

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Post time 22-10-2011 09:26 AM | Show all posts
aku jadi tension membaca posting TT...ekeke
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 Author| Post time 22-10-2011 02:44 PM | Show all posts
Reply 8# nazurah


   haha.. byk woo dia iklan kat mudah guna ayat stail tu.. rumah pun dia juai.. ayat juai rumah lagi tak larat nak gelak..
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Post time 24-10-2011 02:07 PM | Show all posts
ah soo mana satu laa yg nak jual fiat tu.  
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Post time 24-10-2011 03:07 PM | Show all posts
Please note guys, this is not an urgent sale. So I can wait for the right buyer with attractive offer. The new user might need to do some minor repairs to make this car to be more beauty. Such as Paint work, service the absorber and roof need to change since started rust (already 12 years + car guys). I can strongly confirm the engine no need to repair.

Asking price is RM32, 000.00 Nego.. I know for 12 years car this is quite expensive. But considering the expenses, cost of modification and time consumed to this beauty, I believe the asking price is reasonable. Reason for selling is because already married and looking for bigger car.

Together this I have original Wira stuffs as well to let it go with this car. Like standard Wira seats, bonet and bumper, and etc. The attached pic’s are from last year. The only changes to this car is the Blow of valve to HKS SSQV 2 and the mushroom type air filter refill changed to new. Others remain a same.

Please sms me if you need more details and test drive only available for serious buyer who put up a deposit not less than RM100. Reason for this condition is because I don't want inky pinky buyers to drive my car...
Loan no more for this car since it's already 12 years and plus. Personal loan available in Bank Islam with 6% interest rate with loan value up to RM50,000.00, depends on the document. So go and find it by yourself. Transferring charges and service charges must be bare by buyers as usual.
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Post time 24-10-2011 03:27 PM | Show all posts
tadi terjumpa ayat ni...

Tak tahan nak gelak....

Salam peminat honda.saya ada sebuah Honda civ ...
petitemumy Post at 21-10-2011 12:06



   
dlm masa 8 bulan habis 20 ribu...
tiba2 nak jual...hmm sure ada problem ni..
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Post time 24-10-2011 05:52 PM | Show all posts
Post Last Edit by dragger at 24-10-2011 22:22

Salam

1. Muka depan lancer
2. Injin dah di servis dengan cantik..tak da leaking/makan minyak hitam ( gerenti 99.9%)
2. Dashboard GSR turbo sekali dengan meter manual
3. tahun di perbuat 1999
4. Keluaran pada tahun 21/09/1999

NOTA : Segala urusan tukar nama/jpj/puspakom adalah ditanggung sepenuhnya Oleh PEMBELI..harap maklum. harga boleh nego sampai puas hati..tak da masalah..sama2 gu..call/sms 014-8232029 - acoi
mari tengok dulu senang cerita harge RM14,888.00 Nego sampai air mata darah


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 Author| Post time 24-10-2011 06:07 PM | Show all posts
air mata berdarah tu..


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Post time 24-10-2011 10:05 PM | Show all posts
Salam

1. Muka depan lancer
2. Injin dah di servis dengan cantik..tak da leaking/makan minyak hi ...
dragger Post at 24-10-2011 17:52



    ni bleh nego sampai bleh dapt free.. ye r sampai bila nak tunggu air mata berdarah keluar hehehe
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Post time 24-10-2011 10:20 PM | Show all posts
ni bleh nego sampai bleh dapt free.. ye r sampai bila nak tunggu air mata berdarah keluar  ...
mozaiakis Post at 24-10-2011 22:05



    kena cocok mata dgn garpu kot..
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Post time 24-10-2011 10:22 PM | Show all posts
kena cocok mata dgn garpu kot..
dragger Post at 24-10-2011 22:20



    dah buta x leh bawa kete bro
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Post time 24-10-2011 10:23 PM | Show all posts
dah buta x leh bawa kete bro
mozaiakis Post at 24-10-2011 22:22



    pandai2 la.. gunakan deria ke enam..
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Post time 25-10-2011 09:39 AM | Show all posts
dlm masa 8 bulan habis 20 ribu...
tiba2 nak jual...hmm sure ada problem ni..
zulka Post at 24-10-2011 15:27



    nak upgrade suv ler... hihihi...pikir positive yer..muahahhahaha (dh tgok keta die? mcm2 bikin keta ahbeng)
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