Azmi Sharom, you're the best!

mahsuri1284

Now, boys, just settle down
Brave New World
By AZMI SHAROM

The teacher has to rein in the unruly few or the lesson cannot start and the whole class, nay, even school, will suffer.

GOOD morning, boys. Good morning. Settle down, settle down. Now, it抯 been a tough couple of weeks for us and as your class teacher, I think we should go over a few things.

We have been the premier school in the country for the past 50 years, but a few unpleasant incidents recently have put that position at risk.
If we don抰 get our act together, we may lose our hallowed position.

Therefore, before we begin our history lesson, there are a few matters I would like to discuss with you.

First off, our head prefect, Mr Hamid, can you stand up, please? Well, it seems that you have ...

You there, yes, you, the boy at the back. Can you please stop making that obscene gesture with your hands? No, you can抰 say you are just tapping your right hand with your left. That is an obscene gesture. Keep it up and I抣l give you six strokes.

Now, where was I? Oh yes, Mr Hamid. It seems that you caused a massive traffic jam at the school gates. Your prefects were stopping everybody and checking their badges and their bags. Do you realise that you caused a great deal of problems?

Boys were late to class and even teachers were late because of your overzealous behaviour. Mr Tan the Maths master was furious because half his class missed their calculus exam.

What did you say? You were concerned about the security of the school because you thought our rival school was going to cause trouble at your prefects

cerek

Mr. Abdullah TOLONG JANGAN TIDO DALAM CLASS YE !!!

arifah_72

hzln

this azmi sharom is one hell of a law professor. vc um bersilih ganti, tapi sorang tak mampu kacau dia. sbb tu dia tak pernah kluar tv agaknya nak defend apa2 polisi gomen. sbb dah nyata dr dulu, dia puak sebelah mana.

AnBulisia

Mr Bijan, silibus sejarah kita belum lagi sampai nak belajar pasal Mongolia ye, no Genghis Khan please....

^

mr samy, you're not supposed to be in this class

you're just debu-debu di jalanan

nemoo

mrs rafidah...why u still not graduate?
i think you should left this school long long time ago....

[ Last edited by  nemoo at 24-7-2008 02:06 PM ]

melia_star

sape cikgu nyer nih? cikgu dolah?

a_sun

Oh yes, please open your books to page 46 ...
ayatni mmg sempoi...
hhuhuhuhu

AkU75

Herlina

Puan hatihsaM. Walaupun kamu dipanggil semula ke kelas elit ini.. bukan bermakna kamu boleh menggoda penuntut lelaki dengan tudung kamu yg semakin singkat dan x menutup dada itu ya.

Kalau boleh sila kurang kan batu2 berkilat di tudung itu. silau mata pelajar lain nanti.

nemoo

i think i want to reshuffle this class immediately,
but then new student is not ready to move in yet..
i`ll postpone to next 16 september.....

Bolayan

And one more thing; for the next debate, please bring a handkerchief.

adeh adeh adehhh ... tajam nyerrrr sindiran

Now, where was I? Oh yes, please open your books to page 46 ...

... cynical at its best !!!

Bolayan

mrs rafidah...why u still not graduate?
i think you should left this school long long time ago....   

im afraid mrs rafidah failed her exam on purpose larrr .... she was soooo besotted with staying in premier school

mahsuri1284

Originally posted by hzln at 24-7-2008 01:21 PM
this azmi sharom is one hell of a law professor. vc um bersilih ganti, tapi sorang tak mampu kacau dia. sbb tu dia tak pernah kluar tv agaknya nak defend apa2 polisi gomen. sbb dah nyata dr dulu, ...

Hari tu ada keluar kat "Hujah" TV9 (bulan 6 rasanya) -- Agus jumpa geng        

jees

Aku suka Agus...tak bias!