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A newly wed couple have be living together for a few months.Every morning the guy wakes up and lets out a long loud fart.
The wife says, “one morning when you wake up you are going to blow out your insides.”
A few months later it’s thanksgiving and the wife is prepping the turkey. With a smirk on her face she takes the turkey guts and goes to the bedroom. Carefully puts it all in her husbands shorts.
A few minutes later she hears him scream like a little girl. 30 min later he shows up in the kitchen. Says, “well hun, you were right. But thanks to vaseline and these two fingers i got it all back in!”
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Post time 18-9-2019 03:45 PM
变色卡
