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Buah Zakar Tersangkut Pada Kerusi Lipat

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Post time 23-3-2018 06:35 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Apa nak dikata apabila seorang lelaki warga emas didapati buah zakarnya tersangkut di celah kerusi lipat plastik di Madrid.


Ia sehingga menyebabkan pihak bomba harus melakukan kerja atau bantuan untuk melepaskan mangsa, Harian Metro melaporkan.


Difahamkan kejadian berlaku ketika mangsa yang berusia 60-an sedang berehat di atas kerusi tersebut sebelum mandi di bilik hotelnya.


Namun selepas itu dia tidak menyedari buah zakarnya tersangkut pada kerusi berkenaan.


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Keadaan pula semakin teruk kerana mangsa sukar bergerak akibat usianya sehingga menyebabkan pihak bomba perlu dipanggil.


Selama setengah jam pihak bomba bekerja memotong lipatan plastik berkenaan. - CARI
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Post time 23-3-2018 06:47 PM | Show all posts
Kebutulan kita sedang membincangkan isu buah zakar tersangkut yang sememangnya menjadi isu semasa sekarang ini di kalangan orang-orang Islam, kejadian buah zakar tersangkut ini selalu juga berlaku kepada tupai.
Wallahualam.

Sama sama kita renungkan.



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Post time 23-3-2018 06:53 PM | Show all posts
ai baca komen kat website sepanyol, ramai reply mcm ni: jajajajaaaa....
kejam tau
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Post time 23-3-2018 07:08 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Baca pn rasa senak
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Post time 23-3-2018 07:18 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
ingatkan @dodolgemok terpijak tetek labuh sendiri dah cukup senak dah huhu
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Post time 23-3-2018 07:28 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
dani-rox replied at 23-3-2018 06:53 PM
ai baca komen kat website sepanyol, ramai reply mcm ni: jajajajaaaa....
kejam tau

Hahaha
Iols pon tergelak.tgk.jajajajaja uols.taip tu..
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Post time 23-3-2018 07:32 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Adoiiii aku pulak yg terasa keperitan nya
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Post time 23-3-2018 08:09 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
dinopower2 replied at 23-3-2018 07:18 PM
ingatkan @dodolgemok terpijak tetek labuh sendiri dah cukup senak dah huhu

labuhnya sampai ke lantai. mcm hantu kopek pulak
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Post time 23-3-2018 08:26 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
melinda_kerr replied at 23-3-2018 08:09 PM
labuhnya sampai ke lantai. mcm hantu kopek pulak

ye bleh mop lantai
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Post time 23-3-2018 09:08 PM | Show all posts
Masih lagi bercakap tentang buah zakar/ kerandut/ buah pelir yang banyak mengumbira kan orang orang Isle terutamanya yang bertudung laboh sampai ketumit, ini ada laporan tentang bagaimana pakar pakar bedah telah berjaya mengeluarkan kembali kerandut dan buah zakar seorang penganalisis politic yang mana sebelum itu kerandut dan buah zakarnya itu telah mengecut dan masuk kedalam badannya....
Syabas diucapkan.....





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“The patient was rushed in at the conclusion of the “Is Tun M too old to be PM?” forum yesterday,” explained Inverted Manhood Recovery Specialist, Dr. Abdullah bin Bakar, “initial attempts to vacuum Dr. Kamarul’s ‘little panelist’ out of his pelvis failed as prolonged exposure to the former premier he was badmouthing had caused it to retreat up into his chest cavity.”
Dr. Kamarul has been advised to take bed rest and if the problem persists, avoid a certain 92-year-old Doctor.





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Post time 24-3-2018 08:54 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
dinopower2 replied at 23-3-2018 07:18 PM
ingatkan @dodolgemok terpijak tetek labuh sendiri dah cukup senak dah huhu

Susah dek nak bawak kopek besar.
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Post time 24-3-2018 03:04 PM | Show all posts
dani-rox replied at 23-3-2018 06:53 PM
ai baca komen kat website sepanyol, ramai reply mcm ni: jajajajaaaa....
kejam tau

jajajajjajajaa
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Post time 24-3-2018 03:05 PM | Show all posts

kau lelaki ke nyah? tengok gambar ingatkan perempuan...
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Post time 24-3-2018 05:25 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
BookerT replied at 24-3-2018 03:05 PM
kau lelaki ke nyah? tengok gambar ingatkan perempuan...

Lelaki makk..
Tapi nk jd fomfuan bole je lgpun i suke masuk toilet fomfuan
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Post time 24-3-2018 09:04 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kesiannya. Dulu kes warga emas ada kerusi dlm toilet so that dia shower sambil duduk. Keruai yg jenis lubang lubang seatnya. Termasuk pula telur dalam lubang tu.
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Post time 26-3-2018 12:09 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Baca tajuk pun da lawak..adoiii
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Post time 26-3-2018 01:08 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Maideen. replied at 23-3-2018 10:47 AM
Kebutulan kita sedang membincangkan isu buah zakar tersangkut yang sememangnya menjadi isu semasa se ...

Kueng kueng kueng...
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Post time 26-3-2018 02:36 PM | Show all posts

Kalau ada berita biji kelentit tersangkut pon pasti ianya akan menjadi isu semasa yang dibincangkan di negra negra Isle...

Wallahualam.
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Post time 26-3-2018 02:39 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Maideen. replied at 26-3-2018 06:36 AM
Kalau ada berita biji kelentit tersangkut pon pasti ianya akan menjadi isu semasa yang dibincangka ...

Hahahaha itu akan jd berita terpanas tu di serata alam..hahahaha
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Post time 26-3-2018 02:50 PM | Show all posts
rainbowrainz replied at 26-3-2018 02:39 PM
Hahahaha itu akan jd berita terpanas tu di serata alam..hahahaha

Ulamak dan ulamanita pastinya akan memberi keutamaan membincangkannya di dalam majlis majlis ilmu.......
Wallahualam.



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