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JENGUK2 UMAH BUJANG AKU, MAS,LILI DAN NAZ

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Post time 26-11-2007 01:34 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by naz_bella at 26-11-2007 01:26 PM

sumer salah

brandon routh
revalina temat
liv tyler

:cool:

lebih kurang la tu!!!!
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Post time 26-11-2007 01:34 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 26-11-2007 01:31 PM
xdpt nak teka....xnampak..spec TERjatuh tadi!!..patah  
nak reply pun slow!!

awat tak habaq

naz leh pinjamkan naz nyer kanta pembesar
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Post time 26-11-2007 01:35 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lily_kama at 26-11-2007 01:31 PM


minah da jd pemalu..

patut mamat temenung jauh..

insap utk ari ni

esok stat balik:cool:
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Post time 26-11-2007 01:36 PM | Show all posts

Reply #15852 masarju's post

datang P***** ke???
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Post time 26-11-2007 01:38 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by shidan76 at 26-11-2007 01:34 PM

lebih kurang la tu!!!!

tak lebih tak kurang...sama rata
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Post time 26-11-2007 01:39 PM | Show all posts

Reply #15853 naz_bella's post

Mcmner nak habaq...nak msk CARI tadi tapi TERbabas dlm longkang pulak..ni baru blh
bgn & mngadap pc!!
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Post time 26-11-2007 01:44 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 26-11-2007 01:39 PM
Mcmner nak habaq...nak msk CARI tadi tapi TERbabas dlm longkang pulak..ni baru blh
bgn & mngadap pc!!

so sis la tu tadi terpercik taww air longkang on me

len kali call me henpon
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Post time 26-11-2007 01:47 PM | Show all posts
seber so bad

bye oll....naz nak study

later:victory:
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Post time 26-11-2007 02:15 PM | Show all posts

Reply #15858 naz_bella's post

u saw me kan!!   ....so bad
nak call mcmner...no number

Bye NAZ  
very bad indeed
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Post time 26-11-2007 06:05 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 26-11-2007 02:15 PM
u saw me kan!!   ....so bad
nak call mcmner...no number

Bye NAZ  
very bad indeed

i saw u
ur kain terselak ke muka

number...012-ping pong cing cong
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Post time 26-11-2007 06:06 PM | Show all posts
anak dara mesti mau baca nehh




Ayat Ayat Power Samy Vellu


Samy Vellu on pos laju :- "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI" ...

On TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya
besar`..

Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk
orong-orong kampong disini
", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde
sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied,"Kalau takde
sungai, kita bina sungai!".... camana boleh jadi menteri??

Whenever Samy opens his mouth it's always volume 10. Never see him
talk softer.

Samy's favorite quote on national television for the decade is this
lah: "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll
saya punya bapa punya kah!"
.....memang bukan bapak dia punya, tapi dia buat toll tu mcm bapak dia punya..

Semasa krisis air: "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"

Tentang masaalah sosial: "..orang2 muda sekarang banyak hisap dada.."....patutler masaalah social makin menjadi2..

Semasa kempen derma darah sg Siput:"..marilah kita semua menderma
dara.."..tang ni aku sanggup jadi penerima sukarela..

Semasa memberi ucapan di pelbagai function: "...selamat datang
saudara-mara semua..."
(sebenarnya saudara-saudari)

During the height of the al-arqam saga, he said in a press conference,
"Saya gembira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes
arqam.."
...nampak sgt dia tak tahu isu sebenarnya..

Samy Vellu, you seem to be very popular. Everyone here seem to be
taking pot shot of that rat sleeping on your head.

At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik
ke pentas utk membuka kain"....sebenarnya dia suruh buka tirai perasmian..

Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat
besar"






bod jokes
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Post time 26-11-2007 06:08 PM | Show all posts

Reply #15861 naz_bella's post

I'm invisible...how can u c me?

my muke licin..xder jerawat...jururawat yg ada jerawat  

no>911  
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Post time 26-11-2007 06:09 PM | Show all posts

Reply #15862 naz_bella's post

naz nih pemint samy velu..
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Post time 26-11-2007 06:10 PM | Show all posts

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S*** V*** yg x malu  
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Post time 26-11-2007 06:11 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 26-11-2007 06:08 PM
I'm invisible...how can u c me?

my muke licin..xder jerawat...jururawat yg ada jerawat  

no>911  

b coz i aso invisible

jururawat berjerawat pakai cawat

911....abang afro mai
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Post time 26-11-2007 06:12 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lily_kama at 26-11-2007 06:09 PM
naz nih pemint samy velu..

mesti mauu

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Post time 26-11-2007 06:14 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by masarju at 26-11-2007 06:10 PM




S*** V*** yg x malu  



long live abang samy vellu



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Post time 26-11-2007 06:17 PM | Show all posts

Reply #15866 naz_bella's post

mission impossible  
cawat utk  cover t***  
999>bomba dtg berlumba-lumba  
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Post time 26-11-2007 06:17 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by naz_bella at 26-11-2007 06:14 PM



long live abang samy vellu





mamat latin bermadu ngan samy vellu
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Post time 26-11-2007 06:18 PM | Show all posts

Reply #15868 naz_bella's post

Jom gi INDIA  
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