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Post time 14-4-2008 08:46 AM | Show all posts

Reply #1560 lynna164's post

Waalaikumusalam....
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Post time 14-4-2008 08:47 AM | Show all posts

Reply #1563 0001's post

hi momod

demam dah ok?
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Post time 14-4-2008 08:47 AM | Show all posts

Reply #1561 aamoi's post

Waalaikumusalam...

Untuk perhatian semua!

Moi sekarang dah addicted ke internet. Dalam mimpi pun dia bertenet.

Sekian.
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Post time 14-4-2008 08:49 AM | Show all posts
kat opis ni ada makan2 selalu..

gemuklah haku
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Post time 14-4-2008 08:49 AM | Show all posts
assalamulaikum semua.....

kipas datang mengendappppppppppppp
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Post time 14-4-2008 08:51 AM | Show all posts

Reply #1567 kipas_akustik's post

waalaikummusallam laling..

datang mengendap ker datang nak `pow' kredit?
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Post time 14-4-2008 08:52 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lynna164 at 14-4-2008 08:51 AM
waalaikummusallam laling..

datang mengendap ker datang nak `pow' kredit?

ia boleh menjadi 3 kemungkinan...hehehehe
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Post time 14-4-2008 08:53 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by kipas_akustik at 14-4-2008 08:52 AM

ia boleh menjadi 3 kemungkinan...hehehehe

hang kalo bab pow kredit.. merata pi naaaaaaa
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Post time 14-4-2008 08:56 AM | Show all posts

Reply #1570 lynna164's post



taklah merata....tak larat dah nak merayap sekarang nih
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Post time 14-4-2008 08:58 AM | Show all posts

Reply #1571 kipas_akustik's post

apsal lak hang nak merayap mcm ulo?

gerak jer mouse tu.. sampailah nanti
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Post time 14-4-2008 09:07 AM | Show all posts

Reply #1564 lynna164's post

Demam ada sket lagi... my tonsils merah2 sket kata doctor... tu yg buat I senang demam... dia kata boleh gak nak buang benda tu supaya kurang sket demam2 ni.

Tapi ni small matter... semalam ada benda best berlaku...

Meh cucu2 semua... meh duduk keliling tok. Tok nak citer sket...

Semalam pagi2... tok kuar rumah ngan anak tok. Tok nak gi bagi makan rabbits... so sambil tok dok sibuk bagi makan, anak tok gi belakang rumah.

Tetiba tok terdengar anak tok jerit... "BAPAKKKKK!!!"

Tok pun tolehlah and nampak anak tok lari kearah tok and terjatuh sebab kaki termasuk longkang. Tok juga ternampak sekor anjing kat belakang rumah tok!

Apa lagi, tok pun amiklah langkah seribu... lima langkah (ala spiderman) tok dah sampai ke tepi anak tok... dan satu langkah (ala superman leaping over a tall building with a single bound) tok lompat over anak tok supaya tok akan berada di antara anjing tu dan anak tok.

Tapi sebab tok terlalu kuat lompat, kaki kanan tok landing dekat sangat kat anjing tu. Apa lagi, dia pun cam nak gigit kaki tok... tapi tok nyer reflex boleh tahan gak lagi... so tok pun elaklah... tak mengena gigitan anjing keparat tu... tapi sedeynyer, masa tok ambil langkah kebelakang tu, kaki tok pun termasuk parit.

Adehhhh... terselioh kaki kana tok!

Tapi memandangkan tok tengah nak defend anak tok, maka tok pun gagahkan diri dan tahan sakit yg meletup2 tu.

Lagipun masa tu tok mula naik darah juga... "Berani sungguh anjing bedebah tu masuk kawasan rumah tok, buat anak tok takut dan buat tok nyer kaki terselioh."

Apa lagi, tok pun buat style anjinglah... tok tunjukkan gigi tok sambil buat bunyi "Grrrrrrr..." Pastu tok jerit kuat2 nak takutkan anjing tu, "Arrrggggg".

Sib baik anjing tu takut kat tok yg dok buat bunyi2 pelik tu. Kena plak time tu, bapak tok yg sebelum tu ada dalam rumah pun turut sama kuar sambil dok hayun cangkul.

Apa lagi, bertempiaran anjing tu lari... bapak tok kejar dia ngan cangkul tu tapi alangkah sedih sebab anjing tu dapat lari kuar. Tak dapatlah tok merasa satay anjing. Cheh!

Untuk pendekkan citer, bapak tok kemudian tolong bawak tok ngan anak tok ke clinic... anak tok luka2 sket jer kat kaki. Tok plak terselioh kaki. Alangkah bahagia tok di clinic tu sebab doctor biasa tu tengah cuti dan replacement doctor tu doctor perempuan yg sungguh ayu. Sakit ketika doctor cantik tu picit2 kaki tok, tok cover habis sebab tok nak tunjuk macho. Masa dia balut kaki tok ngan bandage punyalah sakit sampai nak terkuar bijik mata tapi tok tetap 'cool' saja sebab nak cover macho.

Begitulah kisahnya di pagi hari ahad semalam.

Anjing tu anjing liar yg kengkadang berkeliaran di kawasan perumahan tok and tok rasa dia lompat pagar masuk kawasan rumah tok.
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Post time 14-4-2008 09:07 AM | Show all posts

Reply #1567 kipas_akustik's post

Waalaikumusalam kipas!
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Post time 14-4-2008 09:30 AM | Show all posts

Reply #1573 0001's post



napa citer ko nih jadi citer lawak????
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Post time 14-4-2008 10:01 AM | Show all posts

Reply #1573 kipas_akustik's post

Kalau aku letak citer serious, siapa nak baca? Lagipun begitulah cara aku hadapi hidup aku... always look at the funnier side of things.
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 Author| Post time 14-4-2008 11:22 AM | Show all posts

Balas #1571 0001\ catat

anak?????
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Post time 14-4-2008 11:29 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by mehacomp_91 at 14-4-2008 11:22 AM
anak?????

anak yg keluar dari rahim seorang ibu dan dijaga oleh seorang Bapak..
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Post time 14-4-2008 11:35 AM | Show all posts

Reply #1575 mehacomp_91's post

Huh? Ko tak tau ke aku dah ada anak?
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Post time 14-4-2008 11:36 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by lynna164 at 14-4-2008 11:29 AM

anak yg keluar dari rahim seorang ibu dan dijaga oleh seorang Bapak..

Hehehe.... terima kasih sebab tolong mengexplain tu....
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Post time 14-4-2008 11:38 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by 0001 at 14-4-2008 11:36 AM

Hehehe.... terima kasih sebab tolong mengexplain tu....


no prob..

dia tak tau ker selama ni.. sian Meha..
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 Author| Post time 14-4-2008 11:50 AM | Show all posts
tak tahu sebab selama ni uno mengaku yang dia single
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