THE GOON BLOG Vermaelen 99.99999% a Gooner - The Guardian says so, so its certain
There are things in life that are always certain. Taxes, for instance. Needing a piss at an inconvenient time possibly, having a Sp*rs fan wind you up so badly you want to douse them in tar, cover them in feathers and pick them off one by one until their skin (or lack of it) is as pink as Jordan抯 thong, for example.
It is certain that Tot*enham are cunts.
It is certain that Manchester United are arserapingrampantrabbitupthearsestickinggrannyshagginghookerkungfu queencunts.
It is certain that St. Totts day will occur up until the year 10123, when North Korea finally crack and nuke the kungfu out of planet Earth.
It is certain that Harry Redknapp is a law breaking custard.
And when the Guardian publish a transfer story is it certain that it will happen. Well with this story it is anyway. We have been hearing this Thomas Vermaelen stuff for about a week now, it started off with sport.co.uk saying he had signed for us |