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[GENG] Borak Bersama Ketotmerah V60 ~Apa saja~

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Post time 10-9-2013 01:15 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 10-9-2013 12:49 PM
uuyyoo....

abis skang leh ke pakai kaler itam...?


cait.... yu ni cakap dah supa BIJAN... merapu2...

fizikal mana leh umah cik kak oii..... mmg smpai skg adik badik klu blik umah family xkan pakai baju itam.. suar pndek mmg xder kot... klu ppuan dlm umah pun pkai tudung... lgpun 3 org abang ipar ai imam masjid maa...

yg ppuan mmg sush nk tgk pakai lengan pndek waima kt umah tu xder lelaki...

sbb tu ai x pnah bermalam umah in law... kitorang laki minik mmg tdo berlenggeng jer...

baidewei, mata somi ai cekelat cerah...
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Post time 10-9-2013 01:26 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 10-9-2013 12:44 PM
haha....

fil ko nih dlu komando ker?

dia penah jadi askar wataniah...

muda2 dulu garang la kot...mulut pon leh tahan..
melawak pon leh tahan...

asben aku dulu penah ckp kt aku...
dia kata aku beruntung dpt ayah yg baik & x penah tinggi sore ngan anak2..
x macam ayah dia..garang...

dia ckp camtu sbb masa tu aku cite2 kisah bapa aku..

sian lak ngan dia...

tp ye la...nak wat camne...dah peel nye gitu...
skang ni menurun kt anak2 dia la..
asben aku ngan adik dia garang2..
cume aku tgk asben aku leh kontrol la kemarahan dia..

ipar aku yg no 2 tu..mmg grg gile...
x kira depan sapa pon..dia tinggi je sore dia kt bini dia...huhuhu
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Post time 10-9-2013 01:28 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 10-9-2013 12:45 PM
aku xtau...
dia kta 5 ari.....
smpat kot....

gud luck...

aku x sabor nak undi2 ni...

hahaha...cam nak pilihanraya laks...
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Post time 10-9-2013 01:32 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 10-9-2013 12:46 PM
emmm igtkn dh cerai...

aah aritu de dgr citer dia amik anak angkt...

betul2...

kt opis aku ni ada kes camtu...

sorang staff tu...sama2 ngan masuk keje...

bercerai sbb isteri jumpe laki lain..melalui fb la..
sian tau...anak dah 2 org..kecik2 lg...
bahaya fb ni...



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Post time 10-9-2013 01:35 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 10-9-2013 12:49 PM
wahhhhhhhhhh
tau2 mende ni.........

memang anak2 mama suka kalo gi umah tok dia..
ye la ..tu le atok derang yg ada...
belah mama xde tok dah...

kalo bab nyanyi2 tu...bagilah kat tok derang ni...
macam2 lagu tok dia tau...
lagu2 kanak2 lama lah...
suka derang...
panggil tok gi dok kat buaian depan umah..
pastu nyanyi2..



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Post time 10-9-2013 01:38 PM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 10-9-2013 12:49 PM
ai ase minik dia kna pasang badan balik lar..... body kena kasi mantop mcm time dia dgn zul handy  ...

tul tu...
minik dia tu...cantik & comey...
bukan beranak pinak pon kan..
senang nak jaga badan kan..

rasanya ADP leh bagi wit kalo bab2 cantik ni..
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Post time 10-9-2013 01:40 PM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 10-9-2013 12:53 PM
ce terai tanyer dia kenal x jambu, jozan, atau paling glamer - abg harun setapa!

hahaha...

jap gi ai tanye....
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Post time 10-9-2013 01:42 PM | Show all posts
maharani_gebu posted on 10-9-2013 01:15 PM
cait.... yu ni cakap dah supa BIJAN... merapu2...

fizikal mana leh umah cik kak o ...




so kalo gi umah in law mmg u jadi muslimah solehah kekdahnye ye...

derang x kata apa2 ke u x penah tido umah in law...?


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Post time 10-9-2013 01:47 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 10-9-2013 01:32 PM
betul2...

kt opis aku ni ada kes camtu...

laaa yker?

aku pernh gak jumpe..
tp cinalaa..melayu xpernh jumpe lagik...

mmg bhaya...fb nih kalo xbtol guna...
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Post time 10-9-2013 01:51 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 10-9-2013 01:28 PM
gud luck...

aku x sabor nak undi2 ni...

pilihanraya pon xpgi....
hahaha



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Post time 10-9-2013 01:53 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 10-9-2013 01:26 PM
dia penah jadi askar wataniah...

muda2 dulu garang la kot...mulut pon leh tahan..

org askar2 lama2 nih mmg grang2laa..

igt lagi arwah pakcu aku...bini dia ngis msa baru2 kwain
ksar jek ckp somi dia tuh hahaha..

asben ko ngn ko grang x?
ke ko jegil mta kt dia balik, kalo mrah ko ...

ishhh malu weii wat bini cmtu..cian bini,,..
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Post time 10-9-2013 01:55 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 10-9-2013 01:35 PM
memang anak2 mama suka kalo gi umah tok dia..
ye la ..tu le atok derang yg ada...
belah mama xde ...

yelaa........ bestkan gtu.......
piza pon suke dgr lagu2 kanak2 hat dolu2 tu
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Post time 10-9-2013 01:57 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 10-9-2013 01:47 PM
laaa yker?

aku pernh gak jumpe..

ye kotot...

budak2 kecik pon dah pandai nak fb2 skang ni...
kemain lg...

yg sekolah rendah pon kemain lg...

mana x rosaknye akhlak budak2 skang..

minta2 jauhkan lah dari anak kita...
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Post time 10-9-2013 01:59 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 10-9-2013 01:51 PM
pilihanraya pon xpgi....
hahaha

heii...aku pegi la,,,

pintu pagar x bukak lg aku dah tercongok dah...

semangat tau aku nak ngundi...


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Post time 10-9-2013 02:01 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 10-9-2013 01:55 PM
yelaa........ bestkan gtu.......
piza pon suke dgr lagu2 kanak2 hat dolu2 tu

pompom3x....kereta kcik ku berbunyi..
marila adik mari naik..
boleh ku bwa jumpa nenekkkkkkkkkk....
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Post time 10-9-2013 02:01 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 10-9-2013 01:57 PM
ye kotot...

budak2 kecik pon dah pandai nak fb2 skang ni...

tu arr...
aku pon dah rejek fb lama dah..
mlas laa aku...

nympah aku tgok org tepek bukan2 dlm fb.....

ko ade fb x?
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Post time 10-9-2013 02:03 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 10-9-2013 01:59 PM
heii...aku pegi la,,,

pintu pagar x bukak lg aku dah tercongok dah...

hahhha.....mnipu benor tgu sblom pgar bukak..hahah

agak2laaa kot ye pon nk main2kn aku
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Post time 10-9-2013 02:05 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 10-9-2013 02:01 PM
pompom3x....kereta kcik ku berbunyi..
marila adik mari naik..
boleh ku bwa jumpa nenekk ...

laju2 lajuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu buaiku lajuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

pohon beringinnnn tegaknyaaa tinggiiiiiiii...........

aku nok kweng dgn nak rajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Post time 10-9-2013 02:07 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 10-9-2013 01:53 PM
org askar2 lama2 nih mmg grang2laa..

igt lagi arwah pakcu aku...bini dia ngis msa baru2 kwain ; ...

arwah abah aku pon askar gak...
tp dgn isteri ngn anak2 x penah pon garang2..
jentik pon x penah...

yg x jadi askar lak garang - MAK aku..

asben aku masa becinta x nampak garang pon..
pas kawin baru nampak...sedey lak masa tu...

pastu lama2 kurang skit dah garang dia... aku pon x byk kerenah ( hahaha...puji diri skit)
aku tgk dia mcm belajar utk bersabar...
aku pon x putus2 doa agar dia selalu sabar & lembut hati...

tp adik ipar aku mmg garang..
kalo marah bini dia..kasar je rupenye...
tp bila dah elok tu..penyayang kemain..konpius aku..
bini aka biras aku tu lama2 dah lali dah...
kadang2 bila laki dia marah..leh lagi dia melawak plak..
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Post time 10-9-2013 02:09 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 10-9-2013 01:55 PM
yelaa........ bestkan gtu.......
piza pon suke dgr lagu2 kanak2 hat dolu2 tu

gosip2 artis2 dulu pon dia tau...hahaha..

dia ckp artis2 dulu kuat minum la apa la...

hmm...xde beze kot dgn artis skang kan..

byk dia cite..tp mama dh lupe dah...

lupe nak rekod...hahaha
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