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adziah

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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'


'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Send this to four women who are thinkers.

adziah

Sebenarnye cara menjawab tepon yang kite amalkan adelah salah (ye ke?...) dan kebanyakannye sama..
terpikir kah anda untuk menjawab dengan jawapan yang betul.jadi disini kite akan cube untuk menukarkan jawapannye (tak le korang boring sangat kalu jadi operator)

1.soalan: haloo.may i speak to ain please?
jawapan: maap.sini bukan balai polis.

2.soalan: haloo, siapa disana?
jawapan: ntah. saya kat sini,mane le saya tau sape kat sane..

3.soalan: haloo,boleh saya bercakap ngan bapak awak?
jawapan: nak cakap cakap je ler. buat ape tanye saya.

4.soalan: haloo,boleh sambungkan ke nombor 323?
jawapan: maap cik,nombor tak boleh disambung,hanye boleh dicampur.

5.soalan: haloo,mak ade rumah?
jawapan: mak takde rumah.bapak ade pasal rumah ni bapak yang beli.

6.soalan: haloo ain,buat ape tu?
jawapan: kan ke saya tengah bercakap ngan awak kat tepon ni..

7.soalan: boleh saya bercakap ngan ain ?
jawapan: maap.nombor yang anda dail tidak mahu memberikan perkhidmatannye... .time kacih.

8.soalan: haloo.tolong panggilkan ain. saya nak bercakap dengannye.
jawapan: sila panggil sendiri.saya sibuk.maap

9.soalan: halloo... ...
jawapan: haloo.pusat sakit mental disini.anda ingin mendaftar?

10.soalan: haloo.saya nak tumpang bertanya...
jawapan: maap.ini bukan kaunter pertanyaan.

11.soalan: haloo.betul ke ini nombor 3234412?
jawapan: sila dail sekali lagi.kalu saya masih menjawab betul le tu.

12.soalan: assalammualaikum...
jawapan: waalaikummussalam..(tupp!..terus letak tepon.salam kite wajib)

dynaz_zhalia

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adziah

mok mek apply.. paling mek maok jawatan ultraman... ada api2 rah dada..