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Offshore - Oil and Gas

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Post time 1-3-2011 10:23 PM | Show all posts
persekitran offshore sekadar tatapan untuk yang semngat nak keje offshore

http://magssob.blogspot.com/search/label/Offshore
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Post time 1-3-2011 10:27 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 1-3-2011 11:01 PM | Show all posts
FACT ABOUT WORKING IN THE OILFIELD INDUSTRY

1. We work in weird shifts ... Like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy ... Like prostitutes.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps
almost every penny ... Like prostitutes.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams ... Like
prostitutes.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with
people in the same profession as you ... Like prostitutes.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be
perfectly groomed ... Like prostitutes.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back
from hell ... Like prostitutes.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible
things from you ... Like prostitutes.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to
explain it ... Like prostitutes.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS SHIT" ... Like prostitutes.

The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and
New Year's Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!

If you know someone in the oil industry please share this email
with them so they don't feel bad anymore ... Like prostitutes!!!
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Post time 2-3-2011 12:01 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 2-3-2011 12:23 AM | Show all posts


just nak share...ni la platform tpt aku keje...
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Post time 2-3-2011 12:30 AM | Show all posts


ni masa platform ni sail out to offshore...from sime darby engineering, pasir gudang..unik kan? bukan senang nk tgk gamba mcm ni...hehe
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Post time 2-3-2011 01:52 PM | Show all posts
Reindeer Platform akan dipasang japg...Jacket da ready..
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Post time 3-3-2011 10:04 PM | Show all posts
semalam punyeee....
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Post time 4-3-2011 12:24 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1168# rikelmat

kat mana ni bro?
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Post time 4-3-2011 01:26 PM | Show all posts
Reply  rikelmat

kat mana ni bro?
XkostonX Post at 4-3-2011 12:24



   kat karatha, north aussie
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Post time 4-3-2011 03:21 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1170# rikelmat


end user sape?
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Post time 4-3-2011 03:54 PM | Show all posts
apache energy...australia compeni..
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Post time 4-3-2011 09:30 PM | Show all posts
lama betul la divers ni nak siapkan kerja..tau la gaji ikut jam..
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Post time 8-3-2011 11:54 PM | Show all posts
kalau nk join Sclumberger..antara kriteria dia
dia akn check samada kita ada buasir atau tak
terutama yg kerja offshore
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Post time 9-3-2011 12:25 AM | Show all posts
kalau nk join Sclumberger..antara kriteria dia
dia akn check samada kita ada buasir atau tak
terut ...
R2D2 Post at 8-3-2011 23:54



   ko punye lepas tak??ehehehe
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Post time 9-3-2011 12:27 AM | Show all posts
ko punye lepas tak??ehehehe
rikelmat Post at 9-3-2011 00:25


tak apply pun
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Post time 11-3-2011 01:00 AM | Show all posts
kalau nk join Sclumberger..antara kriteria dia
dia akn check samada kita ada buasir atau tak
terut ...
R2D2 Post at 8-3-2011 23:54



maybe sbb....takut terkeluar buasir mase angkat barang wireline ngn sleekline yg bapak berat n besar tu kot...hehe
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Post time 14-3-2011 02:25 PM | Show all posts
saya antara org yg pernah kerja oil n gas, kerja 3 tahun dgn 3 company yg berbeza2...

tahun lepas sudah resign, skrg kita berniaga pulak...

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Post time 14-3-2011 06:53 PM | Show all posts
FACT ABOUT WORKING IN THE OILFIELD INDUSTRY

1. We work in weird shifts ... Like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy ... Like prostitutes.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps
almost every penny ... Like prostitutes.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams ... Like
prostitutes.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with
people in the same profession as you ... Like prostitutes.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be
perfectly groomed ... Like prostitutes.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back
from hell ... Like prostitutes.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible
things from you ... Like prostitutes.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to
explain it ... Like prostitutes.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS SHIT" ... Like prostitutes.

The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and
New Year's Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!

If you know someone in the oil industry please share this email
with them so they don't feel bad anymore ... Like prostitutes!!!
rikelmat Post at 1-3-2011 23:01


Hohohoho.. nice one there rikelmat..
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Post time 15-3-2011 12:38 PM | Show all posts
camne sy nak keje comp oil and gas.. sy dah setaun keja mekanikal buat simulation fea.. bleh tolong sy ?
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