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FACT ABOUT WORKING IN THE OILFIELD INDUSTRY
1. We work in weird shifts ... Like prostitutes.
2. They pay you to make the client happy ... Like prostitutes.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps
almost every penny ... Like prostitutes.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams ... Like
prostitutes.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with
people in the same profession as you ... Like prostitutes.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be
perfectly groomed ... Like prostitutes.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back
from hell ... Like prostitutes.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible
things from you ... Like prostitutes.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to
explain it ... Like prostitutes.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS SHIT" ... Like prostitutes.
The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and
New Year's Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!
If you know someone in the oil industry please share this email
with them so they don't feel bad anymore ... Like prostitutes!!! |
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just nak share...ni la platform tpt aku keje... |
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ni masa platform ni sail out to offshore...from sime darby engineering, pasir gudang..unik kan? bukan senang nk tgk gamba mcm ni...hehe |
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Reindeer Platform akan dipasang japg...Jacket da ready.. |
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semalam punyeee....
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Reply 1168# rikelmat
kat mana ni bro? |
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Reply rikelmat
kat mana ni bro?
XkostonX Post at 4-3-2011 12:24
kat karatha, north aussie |
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Reply 1170# rikelmat
end user sape? |
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apache energy...australia compeni.. |
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lama betul la divers ni nak siapkan kerja..tau la gaji ikut jam.. |
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kalau nk join Sclumberger..antara kriteria dia
dia akn check samada kita ada buasir atau tak
terutama yg kerja offshore |
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kalau nk join Sclumberger..antara kriteria dia
dia akn check samada kita ada buasir atau tak
terut ...
R2D2 Post at 8-3-2011 23:54
ko punye lepas tak??ehehehe |
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ko punye lepas tak??ehehehe
rikelmat Post at 9-3-2011 00:25
tak apply pun |
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kalau nk join Sclumberger..antara kriteria dia
dia akn check samada kita ada buasir atau tak
terut ...
R2D2 Post at 8-3-2011 23:54
maybe sbb....takut terkeluar buasir mase angkat barang wireline ngn sleekline yg bapak berat n besar tu kot...hehe |
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saya antara org yg pernah kerja oil n gas, kerja 3 tahun dgn 3 company yg berbeza2...
tahun lepas sudah resign, skrg kita berniaga pulak...
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FACT ABOUT WORKING IN THE OILFIELD INDUSTRY
1. We work in weird shifts ... Like prostitutes.
2. They pay you to make the client happy ... Like prostitutes.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps
almost every penny ... Like prostitutes.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams ... Like
prostitutes.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with
people in the same profession as you ... Like prostitutes.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be
perfectly groomed ... Like prostitutes.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back
from hell ... Like prostitutes.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible
things from you ... Like prostitutes.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to
explain it ... Like prostitutes.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS SHIT" ... Like prostitutes.
The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and
New Year's Eve off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!
If you know someone in the oil industry please share this email
with them so they don't feel bad anymore ... Like prostitutes!!!
rikelmat Post at 1-3-2011 23:01
Hohohoho.. nice one there rikelmat.. |
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camne sy nak keje comp oil and gas.. sy dah setaun keja mekanikal buat simulation fea.. bleh tolong sy ? |
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