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[GENG] Borak Bersama Ketotmerah V60 ~Apa saja~

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Post time 5-9-2013 03:45 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 5-9-2013 12:06 PM
huhuh jgnlaa jdi cam kes kt jhor dlu tuh..
pragut trik smpai mati..huhuhuu...
mak aku pon pernh  ...

tu le...takot wooo...

aku pernah kena samun masa keje kt setapak dulu...
pas spm gatai nak keje kan..
dpt keje bank kt situ...
aku dok kt wangsa maju,,,
gi blk keje jln kaki je...
bas xde..

masa tu aku baru blk keje
dah senje...blk sorang2...lalu kawasan perumahan...
sekali tu ada sorang laki tahan aku...terus hunus pisau..

' jgn gerak..bg semua yg ada dlm beg'
terketar2 aku jwb...'saya xde duit..'
'jgn tipu,,,bagi beg duit!!'
aku pon bg je la...dia amik semua duit dlm beg aku, tp beg tu dia bg aku blk..
selamat la ic aku...tu yg penting...
trauma woo aku pas tu...
nampak org jln kaki depan aku je...dah semacam je aku rasa..
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Post time 5-9-2013 03:45 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 5-9-2013 03:41 PM
gile btol..leh short tau umah...

apsal pkai hat kitel nih>

ade je cerek.. da ade kittle masak je la air dalm tu..huhuhuh

sayang api gas laa.. hahahahaaaaaaaaa
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Post time 5-9-2013 03:46 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 5-9-2013 03:42 PM
smggu kene kutuk kwan ktot tu hahhaa.....

dah la dia jnis cam gnas, skali kt umah..mak nya ...

hahahahahahahaa

sgt kelako tau...........
ade kan mak2 suke karok2 ni
mujo la mak piza x giler mikrofon
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Post time 5-9-2013 03:47 PM | Show all posts
Noraslinda posted on 5-9-2013 03:43 PM
sama lah tu..kira sedekah apa?

aku dlu pernh de sorg kwan...
asal ajak kuar jek...sume mtk sapot...
pale otak dia....

mls aku kwanlaaa........


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Post time 5-9-2013 03:52 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 5-9-2013 03:45 PM
tu le...takot wooo...

aku pernah kena samun masa keje kt setapak dulu...

cam cilak org cmni..
aku ckup bnci tau sun...
mnakut2kn org....
cian...

siap hunus pisau...
ntahpape jek...
cari mkn cara cmni mmg xkemana...
nyusahkn org jek
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Post time 5-9-2013 03:53 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 5-9-2013 03:45 PM
ade je cerek.. da ade kittle masak je la air dalm tu..huhuhuh

sayang api gas laa.. hahahahaaaaa ...

eh pija..gas lgi jimatlaa...
stakat msak air jek...xbnyk sgt dia pkai....

xpon blila dapur yg pkai elctric tu jek....

baru canggih./....

biar bedah ranapkn
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Post time 5-9-2013 03:56 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 5-9-2013 03:32 PM
ermmmmmmm ntah la...
tp leh je kot masuk..huhuhuh..duk lam perot pon bercmpur jgkk
mama ni  ...

ntah le...rasenya kang mama wat puding koktail je la kot...
hhuuhuhu...
malas sgt rasenye ni....
tapi kalo rajin..wat spageti ke...spageti pon senang gak kan...
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Post time 5-9-2013 04:01 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 5-9-2013 03:44 PM
ooo xpenah tgk motor dlm tu..uhuhuhh

ishhhhhh tkotnyee..

tu le...takot...trauma...

ada 1 kes tu...kawan mama kena..
masa tu mama ngan dia jln2 nak gi keje...
jln kaki...
x jauh dari tmpt mama kene rompak...
ada moto ikut dia...
kitorang x perasan pon.. sbb bunyi moto x dengar lansung...
tau2 org tu dah amik henbeg dia ...
menangis meraung dia ..
terkejut mama...kitorang lak x sempat tgk no plat moto dia..

terus gi balai polis wangsa maju...
tp sepanjang jalan kaki nak ke balai polis tu..
menangis2 dia ...beg aku..beg ku...x guna punya peragut la...mcm2 la sumpah seranah dia...
tp wat repot je la..
sbb nak wat ic..lesen...nanti kene ada repot kan..

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Post time 5-9-2013 04:02 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 5-9-2013 03:46 PM
hahahahahahahaa

sgt kelako tau...........

hahhahaha..

klakor tau pija..dah la kwan2 kotot mulot cam niyang rapik kalo bercakap....

dia jnis kontrol macho tau pija.....
minyak rmbut tebal....
pastu kalo main bola...ckit2 btolkn rmbut dia...

dia xpernh tnduk bola tau hahaha..tkut rmbut rosak..cam cilka..
kwan2 kotot hangin jek kdg2,...



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Post time 5-9-2013 04:05 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 5-9-2013 03:44 PM
ye linda nk bmadu x?

tak nak lah..hhahaha..tak pe lah..ambik lah kotot tu..

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Post time 5-9-2013 04:06 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 5-9-2013 03:53 PM
eh pija..gas lgi jimatlaa...
stakat msak air jek...xbnyk sgt dia pkai....

hahahhaha
meletop la umahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post time 5-9-2013 04:06 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 5-9-2013 03:56 PM
ntah le...rasenya kang mama wat puding koktail je la kot...
hhuuhuhu...
malas sgt rasenye ni.... ...

hahahahaha
byk da tu nk masak..ntah2 esok sume mama masak x
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Post time 5-9-2013 04:07 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 5-9-2013 03:52 PM
cam cilak org cmni..
aku ckup bnci tau sun...
mnakut2kn org....

tu le...
trauma jap aku pastu...
kalo siang aku blk jln kaki...
kalo ada overtime...aku naik teksi..
xpon sedara aku dtg amik...



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Post time 5-9-2013 04:10 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 5-9-2013 04:01 PM
tu le...takot...trauma...

ada 1 kes tu...kawan mama kena..

kalo piza pon sumpah seranah
nk wat kad n lesen2 tu pakai duit kn?hukk.......
dah la kene ragut kan..then duit lak xde..uwaaaaaaaaaa

ishhh bahaya la area mama tu.. xpenah ke buat rondaan ke
tkot lak piza...
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Post time 5-9-2013 04:15 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 5-9-2013 04:02 PM
hahhahaha..

klakor tau pija..dah la kwan2 kotot mulot cam niyang rapik kalo bercakap....

hahahahahahaahahaha

eleh kalo duk jage rambut bagai xpayh men bola la bro

ngade kan org2 gt..bajet2 retis la tu
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Post time 5-9-2013 04:15 PM | Show all posts
Noraslinda posted on 5-9-2013 04:05 PM
tak nak lah..hhahaha..tak pe lah..ambik lah kotot tu..

hahahahahaa

xpe piza mintak ceraaiiiiii
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Post time 5-9-2013 04:15 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 5-9-2013 04:06 PM
hahahahaha
byk da tu nk masak..ntah2 esok sume mama masak x

tu yg sebenarnye kan piza...

berangan nak masak itu ini...

sudahnye,,,apa pon x jadi...
ahahha....


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Post time 5-9-2013 04:18 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 5-9-2013 04:07 PM
tu le...
trauma jap aku pastu...
kalo siang aku blk jln kaki...

bahaya btol...

cam xde ati perot dh org skrg nih kan..ckit2 bunuh..
ntahpape jek...

aku pernh tgok youtube org kene samun ngn pisau, smpai trkncing mamat tu tau sun...hahahha

ko trkncing x msa tuh
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Post time 5-9-2013 04:19 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 5-9-2013 04:15 PM
tu yg sebenarnye kan piza...

berangan nak masak itu ini...

eh jgn la xde ape2 pule mama..huhuhuhuh

wat koktail la,..sedapnyeeeeeee
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Post time 5-9-2013 04:20 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 5-9-2013 04:06 PM
hahahhaha
meletop la umahhhhhhhhhhhhh

org2 cina skrg suma pkai dapur tuh pija....

urban knonnye...
pdahal dh berpluh thun org pkai bnda nih ye x....

poyo lebih..
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