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...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...
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The real estate agent says, "I have a good, cheap apartment for you."
The man replys, "By the week or by the month?"
The agent answers, "By the garbage dump.." |
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"Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower." |
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"You look very funny wearing that belt."
"I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it." |
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"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me. |
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Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
Student: Well...yes and no |
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Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,"oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches." Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won't go!" |
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Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces. |
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A: Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast
B: What was it?
A: Eggs.
B: No, that was yesterday. |
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A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running? |
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Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks. |
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Said to a railroad engineer:
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule? |
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Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himsel |
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Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor. |
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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing." |
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If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases? |
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A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud |
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In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation. |
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BIG SPENDER
I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn’t bother to report it because the thief spends less than my wife.
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INNOCENT CUSTOMER
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
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WALLET HALF EMPTY
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
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Category: Belia & Informasi
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Post time 11-10-2017 11:01 AM
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