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[Jenayah] Penjenayah terbang ganggu penduduk

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Post time 26-11-2013 11:00 AM | Show all posts
hmm.. langsuir ni katanya suka hinggap kt pokok, kepala kt bawah kakinya keatas..
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Post time 26-11-2013 11:06 AM | Show all posts
boleh panggil team Wujud nie utk buat liputan..
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Post time 26-11-2013 11:11 AM | Show all posts
Langsuir ke budak nakal bermalam di rumah kawan mak dia cari tak jumpa
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Post time 26-11-2013 11:30 AM | Show all posts
ummah melayu dgn hantu....
memang tak boleh nak dipisahkan...


har
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Post time 26-11-2013 11:33 AM | Show all posts
merepek. orang luar negara main arduino, orang malaysia masih takutkan hantu.
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Post time 26-11-2013 11:46 AM | Show all posts
SukaMain posted on 26-11-2013 09:46 AM
Langsuir tu buat jenayah apa?

akta 3, akta penerbangan awam 1969

kesalahan x de lesen penerbangan
kesalahan x de lesen utk mengadakan lapangan terbang n penerbangan

jenayah paling besar paling besar - tidak mendapat kelulusan menteri (bahgian VIIIA 24D berkaitan caj n fi pengoperasian)


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Post time 26-11-2013 11:50 AM | Show all posts
relak la...antu OKU ja tu...
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Post time 26-11-2013 11:56 AM | Show all posts
Honestly, lebih baik Sinar Harian terjah kisah penduduk yg memerlukan bantuan serta kisah ketirisan belanjawan d aripada cerita sebegini..

Aku percaya pada alam ghaib.. aku dah jumpa.... tapi, ada perkara yg lebih utama dari isu picisan nie..
Malah, jika langsuir/jin/pontianak itu makan dgn menggunakan duit, pasti pasti puak depa turut memaki kita kerana dia jugak stress dan tense dgn pe'el dan masalah rakyat Malaysia..
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Post time 26-11-2013 11:59 AM | Show all posts
hari tu hantu villa nabila sekarang langsuir pulak
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Post time 26-11-2013 12:13 PM | Show all posts
Kassim_Patalon posted on 26-11-2013 09:37 AM
jangan halau langsuir tabur garam pulak ya

kalo ada insiden tabur garam gak mmg masak ler tred nih dgn retaliasi2 dari geng2 JDT,hahahahahah

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Post time 26-11-2013 12:17 PM | Show all posts
panggil bomoh villa nabila tuh... dia tgh xde job lpas kene kencheng ngan budak "slow learner" tuh...

buleh main tabur2 garam lagi..
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Post time 26-11-2013 12:19 PM | Show all posts
axl_bach posted on 26-11-2013 12:13 PM
kalo ada insiden tabur garam gak mmg masak ler tred nih dgn retaliasi2 dari geng2 JDT,hahahahahah
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paku la dekat tengkuk...jadi manusia...cantik..boleh buat isteri..cantik daripada emma maembong..ngeheheehe
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Post time 26-11-2013 12:20 PM | Show all posts
banyak betul tempat name gong 2 ni ye...

ape beza langsuir ngan ponti ye???
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Post time 26-11-2013 12:22 PM | Show all posts
mak_wa95 posted on 26-11-2013 12:19 PM
paku la dekat tengkuk...jadi manusia...cantik..boleh buat isteri..cantik daripada emma maembong..n ...

tu pontianak laaa,kalo paku tengkuk jadi cantik bak Emma Maembong.....langsuyar nih sama ker spesis dgn pontianak??

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Post time 26-11-2013 12:32 PM | Show all posts
axl_bach posted on 26-11-2013 12:22 PM
tu pontianak laaa,kalo paku tengkuk jadi cantik bak Emma Maembong.....langsuyar nih sama ker spesi ...

kat atas dah daa soalan ni...
species alam ghaib ni sama lah kut..
cer try cuba paku tengok...kut2 menjadi...
waoo caktik daripada emma maembong tu....
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Post time 26-11-2013 12:36 PM | Show all posts
mak_wa95 posted on 26-11-2013 12:32 PM
kat atas dah daa soalan ni...
species alam ghaib ni sama lah kut..
cer try cuba paku tengok...ku ...

x sempat aku nak paku tengkuk dia,dia paku taring kat tengkuk aku x pepasal nak kene wat hemostatic suturing plak kat aku punya external jug/carotid artery....x pepasal jer,hehehehehhehe

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Post time 26-11-2013 12:45 PM | Show all posts
axl_bach posted on 26-11-2013 12:36 PM
x sempat aku nak paku tengkuk dia,dia paku taring kat tengkuk aku x pepasal nak kene wat hemostati ...

hai kalau secantik emma maembong tak kan tak berani try kut....ngeehehehehe
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Post time 26-11-2013 12:49 PM | Show all posts
mak_wa95 posted on 26-11-2013 12:45 PM
hai kalau secantik emma maembong tak kan tak berani try kut....ngeehehehehe

bkn x berani nak try,tp kalo dah saling memaku tengkuk then aku mati akibat massive hemorrhage dgn hyopovolaemic shock n dia plak dah kena paku then bertukar secantik Emma Maembong dan terkulai x sedarkan diri then Pocit Osman Akhlaken yg lalu on the way nak beli Kicap Jalen plak jumpa pontianak tu camner???sape yg untung aku yg dah x bernyawa ker Pocit Osman Akhlaken yg sudah berbinikan Mocit Melah Sejunid??

cer cakap cer cakap......heheheheheh

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Post time 26-11-2013 12:50 PM | Show all posts
kalau gitu, tangkap langsuir banyak banyak ...suruh jaga perairan negara
ada bot pancung mendarat kat pantai pantai, suruh je langsuir kejar, mengilai
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Post time 26-11-2013 03:29 PM | Show all posts
dahliateck posted on 26-11-2013 10:17 AM
style la lu bang

yang pakai kain pelikat tu baru lepas sunat
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