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Post time 30-1-2011 04:00 PM | Show all posts
ai like this thread
walaupun me dah berkawen tapi sekarang tensen dgn mulut2 makcik yg puaka lagi laser bila tanya apasal tak ader baby lagi. jeles agaknya sbb nampak me dgn asben ke sana sini hepi ajer..muka langsung tak ada problem. padahal dlm hati sedey tak dpt baby lagi tak ada saper yg tau...

erm..tt laser ajer balik mulut2 puaka tu. jgn bagi can kat dia orang tau
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 Author| Post time 30-1-2011 04:15 PM | Show all posts
Reply 21# daun_hijau


pulak dah..macam2 .. tapi kan daun ijau, kdg2 aku malas betul nak senyum2 p opis sal bile aku buat manis muka dorg layan aku besides..so aku p keje ngn muka masam je..bia dorg takut nak malahar..
yang paling best ada antara yang dok fitnah aku mcm2 tu ada yg kene tgkap basah la,ada yg jumpe aku nak pinjam duit lah..dorg pun tak bagus nak sebok hal org..
aku love keje aku, aku enjoy keje aku tapi org2 yang trlingkung dlm bidang keje aku ni je yg puaka..
aku arap n sentiasa doa ijau daun pun kuat ati n booooo layan je org mcm tu

*p/s  tapi kan ke elok mokcik2 tuh berzanji o dok congak2 kat mane anak dara dorg o anak jantan dorg dok kat mana o ngah buat apa dari dok bz hal org*
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Post time 30-1-2011 04:30 PM | Show all posts
"aku tunggu laki ko pinang aku"
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Post time 30-1-2011 04:30 PM | Show all posts
"asyik tanya bila aku nak kawen je, ko bila plak nak mati?"
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Post time 30-1-2011 04:31 PM | Show all posts
"aku memang lesbian, tak minat laki, so tak kawen la"
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Post time 30-1-2011 04:31 PM | Show all posts
"bak mai 50K, esok gak aku kawen"
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Post time 30-1-2011 04:31 PM | Show all posts
tuh je aku leh pikir, TT
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Post time 30-1-2011 04:33 PM | Show all posts
mmg plan lepas ni kalau jumpa macik2 yg mulut puaka tu..daun nak buat muka serius. malas dah nak senyum2 dan tanya kabar dia. kalau ada yg tanya lps ni pun nak buat2 tak dengar..biar dia yg malu sendiri sbb tak ada org nak layan dia
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Post time 30-1-2011 04:45 PM | Show all posts
Ckp kat dorang, bleh je terima dorang utk jd 2nd wife. Tp paling kurang kena hafal 15 juzuk al-quran. Kalo ssh sgt, surah Al-Baqarah saje pon xpe.
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Post time 30-1-2011 04:55 PM | Show all posts
ai like this thread
walaupun me dah berkawen tapi sekarang tensen dgn mulut2 makcik yg puaka  ...
daun_hijau Post at 30-1-2011 16:00



huhu.........same la kita.. time blom kawin, orang asyik tanya bila lagi nak kawin... dah kawin ni, asyik tanya bila lagi nak dapat baby... benciss....... :@

iols tak terpikir lagi ape ayat melahar yg sesuai nak bagi TT.. pasal iols sendiri pun tengah cari ayat nak melahar ni..
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Post time 30-1-2011 05:12 PM | Show all posts
"aku dah kawin, nikah ja blom."

apa kata ko jawab gini. harus terkesima mereka. khekhekhe.
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Post time 30-1-2011 05:45 PM | Show all posts
bile ko masok kubor esok br aku kawen...
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Post time 30-1-2011 05:46 PM | Show all posts
aku nk kawen ngan ko, tp ko ejakulasi pramasa...xnk lah...
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Post time 30-1-2011 05:46 PM | Show all posts
antare ko ngan jebon abon, aku pilih jonidep...
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Post time 30-1-2011 05:48 PM | Show all posts
i can live without sex, cant u?...
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Post time 30-1-2011 05:48 PM | Show all posts
depade ko tanye bile aku nk kawen, bek ko tanye bile ko nk mamposs...
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Post time 30-1-2011 05:49 PM | Show all posts
kesian bini ko, kawen ngan laki mulut longkang tungkik..
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Post time 30-1-2011 05:50 PM | Show all posts
anak ko kalu tawu ade bapak kuat gosip mcm pondan, msti x ngaku ko bapak die...
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Post time 30-1-2011 05:52 PM | Show all posts
akak pino de best.
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Post time 30-1-2011 06:07 PM | Show all posts
kenapa ko tanya ko nak sponsr bak rm50k
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