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[Tempatan] Tun S Samy Vellu meninggal dunia pada usia 86 tahun di kediamannya di Jalan Ipoh

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Post time 15-9-2022 12:08 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Dahulu dia ada cakap Pak Lah nak beri dia Tan Sri-ship tapi dia tolak, nak kekal Datuk Seri, ujung-ujung dapat Tun jua konsepnya, Tun Najib dengan Tun Rosmah tersenyum sinis
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Post time 15-9-2022 12:13 PM | Show all posts
RIP. Salam takziah to TS family. Baru haritu kan siapa ntah sebut kata dia ada alzheimer juga.  Tup2 nak pergi rupanya.
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Post time 15-9-2022 12:24 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
salam takziah buat family mendiang
dlm byk kata2 dia yg lawak paling kaka igt tang ke matahari tu
Dulu ms dgr kaka cam what
terigt kt staff lama cerita tiap hr selasa dia antara yg akan beratur utk minta derma dr Sammy ni, dptlah duit tu tp x byk mana sbb Sammy dah cam muka dia tiap minggu dtg utk tujuan sama iaitu nk dptkan duit derma bg pengajian anak dia kt Indon ms tu
masyarakat India mmg syg kt mendiang ni sbb jaga sgt kaum dia tp kaka agak bengang klu dia dtg time "solat jemahat" kt sebelah hospital serdang, x memsl jammed jdnya
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Post time 15-9-2022 12:43 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Salam takziah...memang lawak petikan kata2 'hikmah'  TSV

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Post time 15-9-2022 01:02 PM | Show all posts
takziah pada ahli keluarga..
sengal2 gitu pun tak annoying dan rasa nyampah mcm menteri2 skang..
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Post time 15-9-2022 01:23 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
well, this reminds me of the Samy's jokes

Samy has suffered from a mysterious illness, but the modern doctors are unable to find out what's wrong, hence we went to see a bomoh in a deep jungle.  The bomoh then instructed Samy to stay with him for few days to work his magic, and during those few days he's prohibited to say anything.

Then Mahathir was holding an emergency cabinet meeting, everyone has confirmed except Samy, and he's unreachable in the deep jungle.  So Mahathir send Lim Liong Sik to get him.

When Lim found Samy, it was already on the last day of the healing ritual, but Samy still cannot speak to pass message to Lim, so he pointed at the bomoh's chicken, then and a goat, then the briefcase Lim was holding.  Lim was puzzled but he carried the message back to Mahathir anyway.

Upon relaying the message to Mahathir, he understood the message immediately and called for the cabinet meeting the day after, and Samy did show up on time.

Lim asked Samy, what was the message you passed to Mahathir?     
Oh! I'm telling him "I am coming back" (Ayam Kambing Beg)
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Post time 15-9-2022 03:41 PM | Show all posts
Takziah utk keluarga
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Post time 15-9-2022 03:43 PM | Show all posts
dia ni ada jgk jasa sket dkt org India..walaupun ye la tahu2 la camne politik ni...lepas ni harap xdgr la family berebut2 rete...takziah
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Post time 15-9-2022 03:51 PM | Show all posts
Edited by ifanonline at 15-9-2022 03:53 PM

samy ni katanya ada mistress a.k.a perempuan simpanan..
pompuan di bawah ni la yg dok lancap samy setiap hari...sebab samy ada mental health issues...dgn cara melancap samy, dier memberi kelegaan dan mengurangkan stress...


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Post time 15-9-2022 04:53 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Takziah buat family mendiang.
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Post time 15-9-2022 06:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
ifanonline replied at 15-9-2022 03:51 PM
samy ni katanya ada mistress a.k.a perempuan simpanan..
pompuan di bawah ni la yg dok lancap samy se ...

Bukannya  konon  mmg ada  mistress pun.mmg ada   pun kes tuntutan  mahkamah  few years back  antara  mistress dgn family .mistress  dia mengaku yg konon dah kahwin  jadi dia berhak jaga  samy  velu .mmg ada  thread  kot kt sini.
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Post time 15-9-2022 06:58 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Baru  je dengar  anwar  kata  nak bukak  kes maika  holding klau  ph menang  balik. skandal maika  ni zaman  atok, zaman  dia  beriya  je korang kata  dia berjasa  kt org india
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Post time 16-9-2022 10:03 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 16-9-2022 08:32 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
ifanonline replied at 15-9-2022 03:51 PM
samy ni katanya ada mistress a.k.a perempuan simpanan..
pompuan di bawah ni la yg dok lancap samy se ...

Melancap cara mana..tgn ke mulut
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