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Author: zzcbr

Jazz : Kereta Lelaki atau Kereta Perempuan

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Post time 3-1-2009 01:32 PM | Show all posts
Garang memang garangggg....tapi tak cukup garang la...kalau bebetol jiwa laki nie... sure beli kete cam kete...proton NEO/GTI/ kalau budget la...kalau tak kira baper nak kuar $$ psl kete...EVO/impreza dan blah blah.... mana nak beli Jazz...nama pun Jazz, kalau Rock ke...ok kut hehehhe
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Post time 3-1-2009 01:44 PM | Show all posts
Aku dah membuang undi..jgn tanye aku undi apa sbb undi adalah rahsia....

Mengikut kajian peribadi aku...kete jazz aka fitz nih adalah kete utk golongan wanita samada yg dah manopaus ataupun belum..... ..makcik aku kat putrajaya tuh pun guna jazz nih utk ulang alik pegi keje..sebijik cam kete kejmang (bukan nama sebenar)..

Disbbkan kete tuh kete utk wanita...kete makcik aku tuh habis kemek2 & calar2 dia bwk kete tuh..paham2 jek la pompuan bwk kete tuh camne kannnn...tp tak taw lak pulak camne cik kejmang (bukan nama sebenar) yg duk kat subang jaya tuh bwk 'kete wanita' dia tuh....aku rase mesti penuh supan santun & dgn lemah gemalai....maklum ler ada sticker pemandu tak terlatih drpd jepun....

Aku raselah mesti kat dlm kete cik kejmang (bukan nama sebenar) tuh ada sebotol losen tgn kat dlm glove box tuh...maklum ler kan...kejambuan perlu dijaga...
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Post time 3-1-2009 01:48 PM | Show all posts


Cuba bayang kan cik kejmang (bukan nama sebenar) pakai skirt duk camtuh.....
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Post time 3-1-2009 01:52 PM | Show all posts
"Disbbkan kete tuh kete utk wanita...kete makcik aku tuh habis kemek2 & calar2 dia bwk kete tuh..paham2 jek la pompuan bwk kete tuh camne kannnn"

Statement ini anis tak setuju sebab anis sebagai seorang wanita, teramat sayang kepada kereta anis..kalau drive mmg hati2 dan cermat sebab takut tergesel atau digesel dengan kereta lain sebab anis sakit hati kalau kereta kesayangan anis kemek2 mahupun calar2...kalau ada lelaki drive kete dan nak himpit2 ke arah kereta anis (sebab nak potong que, bab nih lelaki mmg ampeh...suka sangat potong que..mcam setan gondol jer perangai )..anis akan bagi laluan jer..

apapun...jazz tetap taraf pompuan nyer driver.....kalau lelaki yg drive..maybe dia pinjam kete mak dia ke..kakak dia ke...adik pompuan dia ke...awek dia ke..isteri dia ke....
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Post time 3-1-2009 01:55 PM | Show all posts

Reply #24 AnisSuraya's post

Anis nko nih ada jek aral melintang....aku tahu nko tuh bersupan santun orgnye...bukan seperti kebanyakkan wanita yg lain....
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 Author| Post time 3-1-2009 02:00 PM | Show all posts
kalu org lelaki kata jazz ni kete pompuan mmg normal. Kalu pompuan yg kata kete ni kete pompuan pun sesuatu yg normal. Tapi kalu lelaki yg kata Jazz ni kete lelaki...ni mesti  jenis lelaki batuk tak naik
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Post time 3-1-2009 02:04 PM | Show all posts

Reply #26 zzcbr's post

Dgn kata lain lelaki tiruan.....
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Post time 3-1-2009 03:00 PM | Show all posts

Balas #26 zzcbr\ catat

mbr aku pakai kete ni...lelaki.....tp baru dua tahun kawin...anak dah nak masuk 4....kembo 2 berturut....agak2 korang...batuk x naik ke tu??
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Post time 3-1-2009 03:07 PM | Show all posts
kome ni suke beno gelakkan kete org... tah pape..
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Post time 3-1-2009 03:10 PM | Show all posts
tp kalo abg kejmang nk tuka kete ngn syahza ape salahnye... baru la btul
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Post time 3-1-2009 03:11 PM | Show all posts
msti la kete ppuan sbb rupanye pn mcm ppuan, org2 yg aku knal bwk jazz ni pn ppuan..bkn kt msia je, kt jpun pn mmber ppuan aku yg bwk jazz..tp klu laki nk bwk pn ape salahnye, cuma nmpk mcm bwk keta pnjm je la..hikhik
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Post time 3-1-2009 03:16 PM | Show all posts

Reply #31 akudimana's post

marah jazz owner (lelaki la)
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Post time 3-1-2009 04:22 PM | Show all posts

Balas #28 medangmru\ catat

tapi Jazz tu bini dia punyer kan?
Evo X dia ader kat workshop kan...accident langgar pokok kan...
dia terpaksa pakai Jazz tu kejap nunggu Evo dia abis repair

jadi member hang ni kategori laen Medang...
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Post time 3-1-2009 04:22 PM | Show all posts
stok ori sesuai utk pompuan, modified ganaz..garang terus jd jantan...tau
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Post time 3-1-2009 06:29 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by syahza at 3-1-2009 03:10 PM
tp kalo abg kejmang nk tuka kete ngn syahza ape salahnye... baru la btul


cehh...ekellehhh...nak tekkel kejmang la tuh.....
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Post time 3-1-2009 08:22 PM | Show all posts
sori kejmang........ aku pung vote utk pompuan........



civic baru keta laki......... lagik macho kalu civic type R......
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Post time 3-1-2009 08:23 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by maxxsa at 3-1-2009 04:22 PM
tapi Jazz tu bini dia punyer kan?
Evo X dia ader kat workshop kan...accident langgar pokok kan...
dia terpaksa pakai Jazz tu kejap nunggu Evo dia abis repair

jadi member hang ni kat ...


Mmg jazz dia punyer wehhhhhhh.....binik dia x koje..
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Post time 4-1-2009 12:35 AM | Show all posts
jazz standed lebey sesuai utk pompuann...
tapi jazz yg di modified kasik letak rim advanti racing 17" ngan GAB pro kit lowered spring + mugen bodykit.. baru ler sesuai utk lelaki termasuk aku sekalikk..
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Post time 4-1-2009 08:47 AM | Show all posts
Korg ni tgh kutuk2 kezman ke? Ha ha anyway jazz yg lama tu mmg nmpk mcm feminin skit tapi kalau jazz yg baru tu dh nmpk mcm unisex skit. So, kezman cpt2 tukar pakai jazz baru supaya x kena kutuk dh hahahaha
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Post time 4-1-2009 09:16 AM | Show all posts

Reply #39 takumi86's post

tak boleh la cite pasal keta yg dah modified... kena cite pasal stock factory la...
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