Best SMS collections....

WeirdLady

nak tambah ..


Angkat tangan! Ini rompakan!
Yg macho gi kanan, yg cun gi kiri..yg hudoh ketengah!
Kamu!
Ya kamu, jangan pura2 baca sms.
Ketengah!


siot jert..

WeirdLady

Kalau rasa lembik sangat, kulum dan jilat sikit hujungnya, bila terasa cukup basah dan keras, halakan ke lubang dan cucuk...!!!

Selamat Menjahit!

WeirdLady

Camner nak cakap ek,hmm..I'm getting married! Next month..wat kecik2 je & u r invited. Dont bring any gift! Wat sesusah jek...


Just bring..



Someone 2 marry me!
hehehe..

WeirdLady

Hidup couple..

-MAKSIAT-

Hidup single..

-BORING-

Hidup study..

-BEBAN-

Hidup skandal..

-BERDOSA-

Hidup berumahtangga...

BILA LAGIII???

juya79

Originally posted by WeirdLady at 6-7-2004 10:22 AM:
Camner nak cakap ek,hmm..I'm getting married! Next month..wat kecik2 je & u r invited. Dont bring any gift! Wat sesusah jek...


Just bring..



Someone 2 marry me!
hehehe..


...

nih aku penah dapat... saba jer... aku dah mati2 igt betul jemputan kawin... nak kena heart attack aku time tuh...

Bila aku tgk mentari,


aku terlihat kau,


bila ku pandang bulan,


aku terlihat kau,


bila aku pandang lautan,


kau lagi...?
Nyebok tul la, tepi la skit!

     DON't OPEN
***...................***



I say don't Open



up to You...




(>'''''<)
(        )   
(   *   ) Puuuuuttt!!!... kan dah kena kentut..

dah solat??
(e
   _; )
(e


Blum lagi..?
<e
   _;/
/e

Dah pukul
/e       berapa ni..
  _;/
/e

INGAT SIKIT


   MATI...


BUKANNYE ADA
"DATELINE"

[ Last edited by diDiEaNA on 7-7-2004 at 02:51 PM ]

,,,
( .).) Kadang2
( __,) Kite Sibuk


  ,,,
(.(- ) Kadang2
(__, ) kite malas


  ,,,
(.(. ) tapi kite
( __,) tetap ingat
         Kat AWAK!

Mengikut
PERANGKAAN
Dunia, Orang yg
kuat kentut

Selalunya
membaca
sms menekan
dgn

menggunakan
IBU JARI
TANGANNYA..dah
lambat dah tak

yah nak
tukar..he..ha

()"""() If u miss
( 'o' ) me, u will
(,,)  ) look cute
& adorable

But if u don't
<)". ."(> u'll
( ( . . ) ) became
(,,)     ) this! :p

Kulukis
Wjhmu
ya?

Dok
diamlah!



Hampir
Jadi dah ni..

Ok
selesai dah...



Mau
lihat tak?






,*****,
(@..@)
  '(- -)' huiyo...
Sebijik la!

Tunkalimuntun!
Kamu akan jadi
CUN!..

:05



:04



:03



:02



:01


Cling..
( .)(. ) Alamaak!
( .--. ) jadi
> < Kodok??
SALAH JAMPI LA

,,,///
# . .l i'm just
l("'._,"') here
(_._)l_) looking

at u, coz u look
cute reading my
sms & more
cuter when u

smile..=)

There
wil
be
no

G'bye
4
us!
juz

a
   ()*()   ()$()
("('o', )("('o', )
Promise dat..

no
matter
wat
happen

we
will
always
be

  "FRIEND"
"FOREVER"

you've
_ _ _ _ _ _
l" - . _ . - "l got
l_ _ _ _ _ l mail
just wanna say

"Good Day" &
also to let you
know that
you're never

Forgotten!
Take Care

(",)FRIENDS
(",) come & go
(",)
(",)

(",)
(",)
(",)

(",)
(",)

(",)me..?

(",)NEVER!
i'll stay..

as long as you wan
me to be ur fren!

i love you

yes you!

u r smiling

coz i told u
i luv u..

aiyaah..

sometimes we

need 2 lie just 2
make someone
smile...

,////))) Bismillah
//_, _, hirahman
C ("')") nirrahim
   / / /

,////)))
// e e
C  o ) Moga
  ("')") Allah SWT

Pelihara
Kesejahteraan
insan Yg Ku syg
AMIN

Kalau u baca sms
ni, u utang dgn i
1 pelukan, kalau
padam, utang 1

ciuman, kalau
simpan, utang 1
cinta, kalau
jawab, utang

semua. kalau tak
jawab. u, i
PUNYA..