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 Author| Post time 9-12-2008 01:07 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by hunt_fear at 9-12-2008 01:05 AM

ada apa2 petua kew utk bkawan baik dgn api?



kalau tak silap petuanyer jangan simbah dgn petrol  
dia julang lu sikitnyer tinggi nanti
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Post time 9-12-2008 01:08 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Traza at 9-12-2008 12:55 AM




peloh yg boleh ditadah macam air hujan

sana arinih ajer ker ujan atau dr semalam dh ujan?

bahaya tu, nnt leh berlaku tanah runtuh

rasanyer dr malamnyer dah hujan membawa ler ke pagi sampai ler ke petang
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 Author| Post time 9-12-2008 01:08 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by hunt_fear at 9-12-2008 01:06 AM

hahaha...
wa pyakit ym....tp tu cerita long-long ago




long2 ago tuh baper punyer long ago?

wa kalau ym, wa cepat mengantuk
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Post time 9-12-2008 01:09 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Traza at 9-12-2008 01:04 AM



stroberi takmau ler .. tak minat buah merah nih ...

wa ske asam stoberi
yummy yummy
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 Author| Post time 9-12-2008 01:10 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by hunt_fear at 9-12-2008 01:08 AM

bahaya tu, nnt leh berlaku tanah runtuh

rasanyer dr malamnyer dah hujan membawa ler ke pagi sampai ler ke petang



bahaya wehhh cakap tanah runtuh ...

nanti tetiba ajer kang

wa sebenarnyer suka bila ujan, keter bersih ... tak bazir air nak cuci keter atau bazir duit dan masa nak hantar keter pi basuh ..
semulajadi nyer cucian
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 Author| Post time 9-12-2008 01:11 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by hunt_fear at 9-12-2008 01:09 AM

wa ske asam stoberi
yummy yummy



asam boi ada lahh .. campur dgn jus apple green .. perghhhh powerr ..
masam sampai ke perut
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Post time 9-12-2008 01:11 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Traza at 9-12-2008 01:05 AM



pacat gigit ker? bukan sedut darah ker?

kalau wa yg kena pacat tuh mau jugak bergegor umah wa jerit sekejap ah .. pastu pengsan kot


dia gigit sambil sedut kot

kan kalu kita cabut pacat tuh, pastu darah xbenti ngalir...aiyoo nasib baik itu budak tarak pengsan loh

betul lah tu, lu kena jerit lu....kalu tak owang xpasan lu dah pengsan
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 Author| Post time 9-12-2008 01:13 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by hunt_fear at 9-12-2008 01:11 AM


dia gigit sambil sedut kot

kan kalu kita cabut pacat tuh, pastu darah xbenti ngalir...aiyoo nasib baik itu budak tarak pengsan loh

betul lah tu, lu kena jerit lu....kalu tak ow ...



kalau wa terus pengsan, pacat lagi syoklah lerr isap darah sampai kering ...
mau gemuk cam anak gajah tetiba takpon melingkar kenyang nyer pasal cam ular sawa terus
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Post time 9-12-2008 01:13 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Traza at 9-12-2008 01:08 AM




long2 ago tuh baper punyer long ago?

wa kalau ym, wa cepat mengantuk

wa rasa dah 3 tahun gak kot

ekeke...leh tertidor tak masa ym tu?
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 Author| Post time 9-12-2008 01:15 AM | Show all posts
tapi ada org bela pacat utk ubatkan penyakit kekdahnyer

camtuh kalu, persal takder org ternak nyamuk
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Post time 9-12-2008 01:15 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Traza at 9-12-2008 01:07 AM



kalau tak silap petuanyer jangan simbah dgn petrol  
dia julang lu sikitnyer tinggi nanti

ahahaha

wa tanye skit eik...

mcm mana lu sentiasa ade idea senget nihh
ader jer jwapan dia
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 Author| Post time 9-12-2008 01:16 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by hunt_fear at 9-12-2008 01:13 AM

wa rasa dah 3 tahun gak kot

ekeke...leh tertidor tak masa ym tu?



lama tuh 3 tahun ... dah boleh masuk arkib negara


mmg wa boleh tertido time ym .. gegarlah camana pong .. wa tak sedar jugak
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Post time 9-12-2008 01:17 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Traza at 9-12-2008 01:10 AM



bahaya wehhh cakap tanah runtuh ...

nanti tetiba ajer kang

wa sebenarnyer suka bila ujan, keter bersih ... tak bazir air nak cuci keter atau bazir duit dan masa nak hantar kete ...

tu lah..kesiann pasal kes tanah runtuh tu

ekeke...jgn hujan asid sudah, abes kete lu nnt
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 Author| Post time 9-12-2008 01:17 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by hunt_fear at 9-12-2008 01:15 AM

ahahaha

wa tanye skit eik...

mcm mana lu sentiasa ade idea senget nihh
ader jer jwapan dia



wakakakakaka

nama pong senget kan ... jawapan tuh semua wa dh siap2 stokkan kat gudang ..
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Post time 9-12-2008 01:17 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Traza at 9-12-2008 01:15 AM
tapi ada org bela pacat utk ubatkan penyakit kekdahnyer

camtuh kalu, persal takder org ternak nyamuk

dia org bela lintah lah...
pacat tu kecik ajerr
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 Author| Post time 9-12-2008 01:18 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by hunt_fear at 9-12-2008 01:17 AM

tu lah..kesiann pasal kes tanah runtuh tu

ekeke...jgn hujan asid sudah, abes kete lu nnt



wa sedihnyer baca pasal yg anak lelaki org tu yg mati tertimbus tapi tangan masih memegang henpon


kalau ujan asid ... bukan kete wa ajer, semua kete kena lah ...
mana ada ujan pilih mangsa
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Post time 9-12-2008 01:19 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Traza at 9-12-2008 01:13 AM



kalau wa terus pengsan, pacat lagi syoklah lerr isap darah sampai kering ...
mau gemuk cam anak gajah tetiba takpon melingkar kenyang nyer pasal cam ular sawa terus

pacat takper, dia kenyang dia jatuh jer

kalau linta lu xpasan, dia masuk dlm badan teruih nnt
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 Author| Post time 9-12-2008 01:20 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by hunt_fear at 9-12-2008 01:17 AM

dia org bela lintah lah...
pacat tu kecik ajerr



lintah dgn pacat tu sama ajer lahhh

tapi mana asal perkataan pacat? mungkin asal dpd pacak ..
yerlah sbb kalau dia baik kat kaki sambil suka suki isap darah kan nampk mcm terpacak

tapi yg org merekacipta perkataan tuh pelat kot
dia nak sebut pacak, tersebut pacat
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Post time 9-12-2008 01:21 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Traza at 9-12-2008 01:16 AM



lama tuh 3 tahun ... dah boleh masuk arkib negara


mmg wa boleh tertido time ym .. gegarlah camana pong .. wa tak sedar jugak

dia masuk dlm arkib hunt associate jer lahh

hahaha...ym skang dah xbesh mcm ym dedulu...
skang nih wa pon leh tertido sambil ym
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 Author| Post time 9-12-2008 01:21 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by hunt_fear at 9-12-2008 01:19 AM

pacat takper, dia kenyang dia jatuh jer

kalau linta lu xpasan, dia masuk dlm badan teruih nnt



ehhh ... betui ker masuk dlm bdn terus .. nak lalu tang mana
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