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PETUA & PANTANG LARANG ORANG-ORANG TUA

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 Author| Post time 14-6-2006 09:09 AM | Show all posts
jangan makan sambil bertinggung ..eh dah ader ke petua ni ek?
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Post time 14-6-2006 09:32 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by kubus at 14-6-2006 09:09 AM
jangan makan sambil bertinggung ..eh dah ader ke petua ni ek?


hat ni takut tkuaq apa hat tak patut kot.... ::

haku penah dgq, jgn dok ataih buah nyok..... nanti apa... aku tak ingat la.... sapa tau ?

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 Author| Post time 14-6-2006 09:40 AM | Show all posts
lagi satu waktu makan tak boleh duk topang dagu..nampak macam ngan duk susah hati jaa...padahal duk ngadap rezeki...
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Post time 14-6-2006 09:40 AM | Show all posts
jangan lalu bawah ampaian... satgi jatuh susuk....
ooops, silap board... ingat kan board black magic tadi...
muhahahhahahahhahahahh!!

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 Author| Post time 14-6-2006 09:44 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by eis_82 at 14-6-2006 09:40 AM
jangan lalu bawah ampaian... satgi jatuh susuk....
ooops, silap board... ingat kan board black magic tadi...
muhahahhahahahhahahahh!!


:lol :lol
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Post time 14-6-2006 10:11 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by kubus at 14-6-2006 09:44 AM


:lol :lol




jangan gelak besaq, laie2 sampai nampak anak tekak....
satgi ilmu ilang..... a.k.a. gelap ati...........

kalau gelak sampai golek2 macam kak kubus, kami rasa gelap masa depan teruih dah ni....

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 Author| Post time 14-6-2006 10:13 AM | Show all posts

Reply #226 eis_82's post

dak...kami nak tergelak sungguh sebab hampa kata black magic tu..ni nak tambah lagi..sapa hat yg pakai susuk tu kan, tak leh makan sate.. hehehhe
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Post time 14-6-2006 10:17 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by kubus at 14-6-2006 10:13 AM
dak...kami nak tergelak sungguh sebab hampa kata black magic tu..ni nak tambah lagi..sapa hat yg pakai susuk tu kan, tak leh makan sate.. hehehhe




cheh, hampeh tul pantang larang... kalu cenggini, tak cantik pun takper........
ingat aper, satey tu kira salah satu nikmat donia tu...............
gila tul mereka2 yang pakai susuk, dah termiss satu kenikmatan yang tiada taranya..........

ishk...ishk...rugi tahap langit ke tujuh tul!!!
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Post time 14-6-2006 10:20 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by kubus at 14-6-2006 10:13 AM
dak...kami nak tergelak sungguh sebab hampa kata black magic tu..ni nak tambah lagi..sapa hat yg pakai susuk tu kan, tak leh makan sate.. hehehhe



tambahan lagi untuk orang pakai susuk....tak leh lalu bawah penyidai kain.

sori2x ..tak perasan eis dah habaq dah pantang larang ni...
jangan marah no, sat g cepat tua....

[ Last edited by  hanis00 at 14-6-2006 10:43 AM ]
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Post time 14-6-2006 10:33 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by hanis00 at 14-6-2006 10:20 AM



tambahan lagi untuk orang pakai susuk....tak leh lalu bawah penyidai kain.


haku baru tau kata susuk tu kat 'tut' pon org boh gak no.
:geram::geram:

... haku ingat boh tang muka ja....
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Post time 14-6-2006 10:49 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gambiaq at 14-6-2006 10:33 AM


haku baru tau kata susuk tu kat 'tut' pon org boh gak no.
:geram::geram:

... haku ingat boh tang muka ja....



orang buh rata aih!!! kat anu, kat breast..........
kalau kat pipi, kening tu normal la......

ala....ikut niat dia la...orang kata buh kat anu make love sedap....
orang len tak pakai susuk, rumahtangga sampai 40,50 thn...anak berbelas2, rilek jer.......
depa yang pakai susuk ni ni mesti ader masalah lack of self confidence..... :hmm:
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Post time 14-6-2006 10:50 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by 7276 at 12-6-2006 02:27 PM
hehehe dia nak suruh buat tahajjud tu....



tahajud apanya dalam pantang ni ...(mana suci )
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Post time 14-6-2006 10:50 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by eis_82 at 12-6-2006 02:36 PM
xpun tu tanda2 dia nak habaq - saya takmau adik dalam waktu terdekat............
he he...... takmau bagi mak dia tdoq ngan pak dia la tu....



ni lagi sorang...nak adik camna, nak dekat pun tak boleh
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Post time 14-6-2006 10:51 AM | Show all posts
ni petua cikgu sekolah aku dulu  utk elak tekena santau lak - kalau pi betandang rumah sesapa jangan pijak anak tangga yang petama , teruih p anak tangga kedua.....tak tau la logik tang mana.
tapi untuk kes2 umah teres yang setinggkat atau pun rumah yang buat ruang tamu kat bawah tak lah nak gayakan macammana...

kalau minum ayaq kopi plak tinjau lam cawan tu nampak dak bayang kita, kalau tak nampak lam tu ada la santau.....
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Post time 14-6-2006 10:53 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gambiaq at 14-6-2006 10:33 AM


haku baru tau kata susuk tu kat 'tut' pon org boh gak no.
:geram::geram:

... haku ingat boh tang muka ja....



mail kerbau katanya boh kat tut tu la..kekekeeke
sampai ada kes budak tgh. period pun dia rape jugak..mmg. tahap gila babas alagapas la dia tu...
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Post time 14-6-2006 10:54 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by eis_82 at 14-6-2006 10:49 AM



orang buh rata aih!!! kat anu, kat breast..........
kalau kat pipi, kening tu normal la......

ala....ikut niat dia la...orang kata buh kat anu make love sedap....
orang len tak pakai sus ...



tergelak pulak aku kat hang eis
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Post time 14-6-2006 11:03 AM | Show all posts

Reply #232 alahai's post

hehehehe bapanya tahajud....
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Post time 14-6-2006 11:04 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gambiaq at 14-6-2006 09:32 AM


hat ni takut tkuaq apa hat tak patut kot.... ::

haku penah dgq, jgn dok ataih buah nyok..... nanti apa... aku tak ingat la.... sapa tau ?


nanti jatuh tergolek macam nangka busuk...

[ Last edited by  7276 at 14-6-2006 11:05 AM ]
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Post time 14-6-2006 11:13 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by alahai at 14-6-2006 10:53 AM



mail kerbau katanya boh kat tut tu la..kekekeeke
sampai ada kes budak tgh. period pun dia rape jugak..mmg. tahap gila babas alagapas la dia tu...


mail kerbau tu sapa ?.... haku semenjak tak stadi ni capaian memori lembab sket ( makan byk sgt organ dalam kot)
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Post time 14-6-2006 11:14 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by 7276 at 14-6-2006 11:04 AM


nanti jatuh tergolek macam nangka busuk...


hat tu pon satu gak la..... lol tapi nyok tu nanti nak masak lak, dah jadik bekas montot n kentut....
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