ALL ABOUT EBI KORNELIS - Dulu & Kini : Volume 2

rubi_perez · Post time 24-3-2008 10:54 AM

Originally posted by ajs257 at 24-3-2008 10:48 AM

jangan tipu menipu dengan apa yg takleh ditipu

anak jiran mau pinjam bantal ka...kusyen ka...baju besor makcik zaman 'bun in the oven' dolu pun ada kalo mau pinjam

anak jiran makcik tu tak pass skolah ka?..sampai tipu benda yg tak leh ditipu..

mcm la lps dia tipu urang tak leh check

ajs257 · Post time 24-3-2008 11:02 AM

Originally posted by rubi_perez at 24-3-2008 10:54 AM

anak jiran makcik tu tak pass skolah ka?..sampai tipu benda yg tak leh ditipu..
mcm la lps dia tipu urang tak leh check

kann..org selalu tipu kata 'taklah yu, ai gemuk je'...tapi dia tipu 'ai gemuklah...tak nampak ke yu'...naik 2 kilo katanye..makcik makan kek ceklet secret recipe pun naik 2 kilo..

ajs257 · Post time 24-3-2008 11:07 AM

sabor je laa...makcik ni house hopping hari ni

rubi_perez · Post time 24-3-2008 11:08 AM

makcik nasihat le kat kakak2 dak tu, jaga adek tu..makin dibiar, makin melarat sakit anak jiran makcik

iols hengat meraung cam emily rose tu dah kira teruk..ghopanye ade lg benda yg lagi teruk dak tu wat

ajs257 · Post time 24-3-2008 11:16 AM

Originally posted by rubi_perez at 24-3-2008 11:08 AM
makcik nasihat le kat kakak2 dak tu, jaga adek tu..makin dibiar, makin melarat sakit anak jiran makcik
iols hengat meraung cam emily rose tu dah kira teruk..ghopanye ad ...

takleh salahkan kakak2 dia gak, depa lepas bersalin tak berpantang..meroyan tak hengat dunia

, kena tipu kiri kanan depan belakang dgn adik pun tak perasan

tweetytweety · Post time 24-3-2008 11:26 AM

anak jiran makcik sebelah rumah cikgu landing namanya TIJAH ker..

kesian TIJAH kalau meroyan kat bopren-bopren tak jadi sheols kan...
ni haaaa. iols jumpa surat TIJAH dok bersepah-sepah..
surat frust.. katanya...

SURAT CINTA TIJAH
>
>Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .
>
>Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi
>maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang
>boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.
>
>unyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki
>Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.
>Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah
>mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan
>perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.
>
>Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya
>"dicuri" ...
>
>************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
>*********
>********* **
>
>Mike....
>
>I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
>
>I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
>Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes
>myself. You grab hand she.
>
>You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are
>really crocodile land.
>
>My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie
>me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.
>
>So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know
>this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from
>me.
>
>So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to
>play-play with my liver.
>
>I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't
>want banana to fruit two times.
>
>Safe walk..
>Tijah

ajs257 · Post time 24-3-2008 11:34 AM

Originally posted by tweetytweety at 24-3-2008 11:26 AM
anak jiran makcik sebelah rumah cikgu landing namanya TIJAH ker..

kesian TIJAH kalau meroyan kat bopren-bopren tak jadi sheols kan...
ni haaaa. iols jumpa surat TIJAH dok bersepah-sepah.. ...

namanye ada la bunyi camtu..ah ah katanye

alesandra · Post time 24-3-2008 11:46 AM

iskh....tak pegi sekolah ke tijah nie

alesandra · Post time 24-3-2008 11:47 AM

dengar citer adik pon tengah preggie ye

tweetytweety · Post time 24-3-2008 11:49 AM

Originally posted by ajs257 at 24-3-2008 11:34 AM

namanye ada la bunyi camtu..ah ah katanye

apa nama betoi si Tijah tu cikgu landing

lailamajnun04 · Post time 24-3-2008 11:59 AM

meh kita pusing sat kat citer hakimi link kedua

perasan tak masa kimi dok atas tilam kat umah paklang, pakai baju kunen cair & seluar track putih.....almost setiap ayat kimi mesti ada 'paklang' kat ujung2 ayat

.....betullah lurus bendul punya stail

tp dia punyalah kiut pakai baju kunen ngan seluar putih tu

...mat rempit kiut

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