2 random signs, locked in a room:
Taurus: If they don’t let us out soon, I just might have to eat you. Libra: …thank you for saying I look delicious. - Aquarius: …so— Scorpio: Shut up. - Capricorn: I can’t believe I’m stuck in a room with…kill me! JUST KILL ME! Sagittarius: Sure. The window’s open. - Leo: …wanna have sex? Gemini: Let’s get to know each other first, okay? - Aries: For the love of god, STOP CRYING! Pisces: THEN YOU STOP YELLING! *cries harder* - Cancer: Have to say I’m relieved. At least we’re not stuck with the other crazier signs, right? Virgo:…I’m claustrophobic. And this room is dusty. Don’t they know how to work a broom?! - Bonus: Aquarius: … … … Scorpio: …weirdo. Aquarius: Psycho. Go to hell. Scorpio: … … … Scorpio: …huh. - Gemini: —and that’s why my parents gave me that name. Okay, you wanna have sex now? Leo: Nah. Don’t feel like it anymore.
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