GEEKY QUOTES

cikebum

• There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
  
• If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0  
  
• Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."  
  
• My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.  
  
• Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.  
  
• I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code  :stp:
  
• A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.  
  
• The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.  
  
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.  
  
• The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.  :pmuka:
  
• Roses are #FF0000
  Violets are #0000FF
  All my base
  Are belong to you :love:
  
• People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.   :lol
  
• In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows? :ah:
  
• The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"  :lol :lol
  
• Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.  
  
• You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.
  
• Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn抰 leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn抰 loan them out to strangers.
  
• MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers  :ketuk:
  
• Use The Best...
  Linux for Servers
  Mac for Graphics
  Palm for Mobility
  Windows for Solitaire :lol
  
  

artgeex

No 12 tu ampeh gile! Windows for Solitaire only hahaha!

Tapi aku takde quote nak kongsi, just

Code is Poetry

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bzzts

uik, ada lagi posting baru ye? hehe...

nice quote...

aku ada satu t-shirt itam, print kat dada:

"i wish i could ctrl+alt+delete you"

tk brani aku nk pakai, pakai pun as singlet je.

shahnazz

suka no 17

idup lagi subboard ni yer