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Mak, Saya Nak Kahwin!

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Post time 25-9-2015 03:36 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Bila bebudak mesej kat mak cakap nak kahwin...

























p/s semua tu bebudak um buat eksperimen katanya...
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Post time 25-9-2015 03:41 PM | Show all posts
sumbat saja kotey dalam mulot
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Post time 25-9-2015 03:42 PM | Show all posts
Menarik! Jgn nanti terjangkit kt Uni lain plak...tp klu anak aku tanya aku dah sedia dah....
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Post time 25-9-2015 03:43 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
sebab anggap kawin benda main2 la tu yg banyak berantakan tu....makan hati..x mampu beli susubla..pampers la...last2 jadi luahan di internet kesah rumah tangga...


kawin tu ibadat ...mesti buat kerana Alloh, bkn pasal dapat dara or harta ke anak org kaya ke..
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Post time 25-9-2015 03:47 PM | Show all posts
wot's this?
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Post time 25-9-2015 03:47 PM | Show all posts
tunggu juga agaknya bila anak dara yg sorg tu nk kata
"ibu, kakak nk kawen boleh"

so klu dia kata gitu
ku pun kata
"alhamdulillah"
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Post time 25-9-2015 03:50 PM | Show all posts
mengada2 budak skrg ni eh..nyampah
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Post time 25-9-2015 03:53 PM | Show all posts
dok uni takpe la jugak
buatnye anak skolah menengah tetiba wassap cenggitu
mau akak ambik EL pi tunggu dia depan pagar skolah
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Post time 25-9-2015 03:55 PM | Show all posts
kelaka la sgt...

sumpah i tergelak besar... ye sangat(mata ke atas..tgn ke bahu)
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Post time 25-9-2015 04:19 PM | Show all posts
"Mak nak kawin"
"Alhamdulillah, lepaih tangungjawab aku. Sapa yang malang mau tanggung dosa hang tu?"
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Post time 25-9-2015 04:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
sham-xv1986 replied at 25-9-2015 04:19 PM
"Mak nak kawin"
"Alhamdulillah, lepaih tangungjawab aku. Sapa yang malang mau tanggung dosa hang tu ...

Lps setahun dtg ngadu kat mak
"Mak nak pinjam duit..nak beli susu dan pampers baby"
"Patutnya ko humban je anak tu kat tepi longkang"
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Post time 25-9-2015 04:44 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
sham-xv1986 replied at 25-9-2015 04:19 PM
"Mak nak kawin"
"Alhamdulillah, lepaih tangungjawab aku. Sapa yang malang mau tanggung dosa hang tu ...

Mak kejammm....hahahaha
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Post time 25-9-2015 04:55 PM | Show all posts
suka tgok bonding ibu ngan anak mcm ni...

ku dulu tak merasa..

mak garang. kalo cakap benda macam ni harusla kena cili mulut bawah
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Post time 25-9-2015 04:59 PM | Show all posts
banyak sangat baca novel cinta taik..tengok drama2 slot samarinda sundal jadah semua tuh..inilah hasilnya
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Post time 25-9-2015 05:03 PM | Show all posts
sutun hitam : mak, nak kawin..

mak sutun hitam : lu nak jadi pengantin pompuan ke pengantin lelaki..?









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Post time 25-9-2015 05:04 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Pasni, silap2 ade yg buat. "mak, akak dh zina"
Dgn alasan. Nk wt eksperimen kepala bana dia.

Padahal dlm ati,
Saje nk dpt byk likes dlm fb.
Tk sedar mak dorg dh tua, kang sakit jantung bru tau.
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Post time 25-9-2015 05:07 PM | Show all posts
emmmm...
Number of stupid humans growing exponentially on earth......

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Post time 25-9-2015 05:17 PM | Show all posts
lavasuislampu replied at 25-9-2015 05:03 PM
sutun hitam : mak, nak kawin..

mak sutun hitam : lu nak jadi pengantin pompuan ke pengantin lelak ...

bongok betul la ko ni va. jahat.
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Post time 25-9-2015 05:19 PM | Show all posts
pittjie replied at 25-9-2015 05:17 PM
bongok betul la ko ni va. jahat.







hi pitji..pinki lama x nmpk pitji mana pigi
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Post time 25-9-2015 05:20 PM | Show all posts
pittjie replied at 25-9-2015 05:17 PM
bongok betul la ko ni va. jahat.

bila kita nak nikah ni...?


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