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Adminisphere: The rarified organizational layers beginning justabove the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere areoften irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
Alpha Geek: Themost knowledgable, technically proficient person in an office or workgroup. "Ask Larry, he's the alpha geek around here."
Anally: Occurring yearly
Anasthesia: A Russian princess you studied in school
Ankle: Opposite of aunty
Anthrax: Trail made by ants
Antibodies: Things uncles are familiar with
Aquadextrous: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
Asthma: What you do if dad says no
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Bachelor: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable
Bachelor: The only man who has never told his wife a lie.
Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria
Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Beepilepsy: The brief siezure people somtimes suffer when their beepers go off,especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofyfacial expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.
Benign: What you are after you be eight
Blood Count: Dracula
Boot: What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her
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Cad: A man who doesn't tell his wife that he's sterile until she's pregnant
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people
Cardiac: Someone crazy about old cars
Carditis: Addicted to poker
Carpal: People who drive to work together
CGI Joe: A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social skills an charisma of a plastic action figure.
Chicken: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Chip Jewelry: Aeuphemism for old computers destined to be scrapped or turned into decorative ornaments. "I paid three grand for that Mac SE, and now it's nothing but chip jewelry."
Chips: The fattening, non-nutritional food computers users eat to avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals.
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own
Crapplet: A badly written or profoundly useless Java applet. "I just wasted 30 minutes downloading this stinkin' crapplet!"
Cystogram: A telegram to your sister |
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Dead Tree Edition: The paper version of a publication available in both paper and electronic forms, as in: "The dead tree edition fothe San Francisco Chronicle..."
Dilberted: To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. "I've been dilberted again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week."
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look fat in a fur coat.
Disconfect: To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.
Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline
Dorito Syndrome: Feelings of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content. "I just spent six hours surfing the Web, andnow I've got a bad case of Dorito Syndrome."
Dump: The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you install games on your computer. |
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Egosurfing: Scanning the net, databases, print media, or research papers looking for the mention of your name.
Elbonics: The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater
Expansion Unit: The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals. |
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Reply #6 aki_she_win's post
LMFAO.. ko nih!!! tee hee...   |
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File: What a secretary can now do to her nails six and half hours a day, now that the computer does her day's work in 30 minutes.
Flink: The act of turning on your car's turn signal just long enough for it to blink for half a second.
Floppy: The condition of a constant computer user's stomach due to lack of excercise and a steady diet of junk food.
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Gentleman: A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his wife will not fall while she paints the ceiling.
Gentleman: A man who, when his wife drops her knitting, kicks it over to her so that she can easily pick it up.
Glazing: Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open. A popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings. "Didn't he notice that half the room was glazing by the second session?"
Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Graybar Land: The place you go while you're staring at a computer that's processing something very slowly (while you watch the gray bar creep across the screen).
LMFAO - gossip |
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Reply #10 aki_she_win's post
ni aku punya idea tentang amazed...
amazed - a person who has so much stuff in his mind ( mess )
LMFAO...  |
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Handkerchief: Cold storage.
He's 404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web message "404, URL Not Found,"meaning that the document you've tried to access can't be located."Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man."
Homogeneous: A brilliant gay
Housework: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it.
Husband: A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had.
Husband: A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife's permission to say so. |
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Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper |
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Joint Checking Account: A handy little device which permits the wife to beat the husband to the draw.
Note: aku nak make sure bila kawen nanti, wife aku guna account lain, aku guna account lain
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Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors.
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards. "Are there any other terminals I can use? This one has a bad case of keyboard plaque." |
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Lactomangulation: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
Link Rot: The process by which links on a web page became as obsolete as the sites they're connected to change location or die.
Liver: A person who lives on and on
Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. |
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Mammary: Something you remember
Megaherts: Hurts real bad!
Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
Mother-in-Law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Mrs.: A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings and no recognition.
LMFAO... MIL.. |
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Nanogram: Telegram delivered by your grandmother |
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Obsolete: Any computer you own
Open-Collar Workers: People who work at home or telecommute.
Organ Transplant: Time to call the piano movers
organ transplant.... |
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Post time 26-2-2008 09:55 PM
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