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Post time 3-6-2013 07:36 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Andy Rooney's thoughts on women over forty:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over forty most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over forty will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.If a woman over forty doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting.

A woman over forty knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of forty give a hoot what you might think about her or what she’s doing.

Women over forty are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.

A woman over forty has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women.

Women over forty couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her.Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over forty. They always know.

A woman over forty looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over forty is far sexier than her younger counterpart.Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over forty for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of forty-plus, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some twenty-two-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,” here’s an update for you. Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage
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Post time 3-6-2013 08:35 PM | Show all posts
I must have live in a different world as i dont see many women over 40 does that...
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Post time 3-6-2013 11:32 PM | Show all posts
Meanwhile in parallel universe~~~
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Post time 4-6-2013 01:15 AM | Show all posts
“Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,” here’s an update for you. Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage....

hahaha....boleh buat tagline nih....
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Post time 4-6-2013 01:58 AM | Show all posts
40 dah monopos la kehkehkeh
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Post time 4-6-2013 08:30 AM | Show all posts
zaujahzauji posted on 4-6-2013 01:58 AM
40 dah monopos la kehkehkeh

aiyooo...u better read a lot dude before post a comment/reply.....
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Post time 4-6-2013 09:32 AM | Show all posts
ayat terakhir tu memang terbaik. haha.
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Post time 4-6-2013 09:39 AM | Show all posts
Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage

gelak guling2 bace part nih
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Post time 4-6-2013 11:09 AM | Show all posts
ayat last yg agak hampeehhhhhhhhh
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Post time 4-6-2013 11:42 AM | Show all posts
Kesian writer ni, jumpa pig je.. tu la ingat nak makan sosej jer.
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Post time 4-6-2013 12:18 PM | Show all posts
Sesuai bagi wanita modern masakini tapi tak sesuai bagi yang suka menuakan diri sebelum masa dan berfikiran macam makcik2.
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Post time 4-6-2013 01:15 PM | Show all posts
hafieza posted on 4-6-2013 08:30 AM
aiyooo...u better read a lot dude before post a comment/reply.....

Couldn't agree more...
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Post time 4-6-2013 03:50 PM | Show all posts
kepada @ifanonline sial baca phrase ni...

Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage



ni sebab ramai yg jadi andartu iapan...
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Post time 4-6-2013 04:47 PM | Show all posts
lkick2113 posted on 4-6-2013 03:50 PM
kepada @ifanonline sial baca phrase ni...

itu kapir lahanat...depa suka makan daging babi...
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Post time 4-6-2013 04:59 PM | Show all posts
ifanonline posted on 4-6-2013 04:47 PM
itu kapir lahanat...depa suka makan daging babi...

cuba ko pikir...ada betulnya...

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Post time 4-6-2013 05:43 PM | Show all posts
hafieza posted on 4-6-2013 08:30 AM
aiyooo...u better read a lot dude before post a comment/reply.....

maybe empunya badan sokmo jumpa org monopos awal


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Post time 4-6-2013 08:02 PM | Show all posts
Is what women think nowadays~ They know what they want!! Ain't like las time!!!

A China women that aged 127

Check it out!!!!
http://english1.cari.com.my/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=731157&extra=page%3D1

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Post time 4-6-2013 11:15 PM | Show all posts
Artemesiaa posted on 4-6-2013 12:18 PM
Sesuai bagi wanita modern masakini tapi tak sesuai bagi yang suka menuakan diri sebelum masa dan ber ...

betol2.....kawan mak iols besepah je spisis gini..... body slim langsing kalah anak dare pon besepah ..stylo backpack naik LRT dengan jeans bagai.. yg dok kehulu kehilir dengan superbike pon ade........  young at heart.. and most of them are way cooler than my friends heheheheh


kalau umo 30 pon dah memanjang dok pakai baju kelawa kehulu kehilir ..memang la tua sebelom usia.....
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Post time 5-6-2013 09:07 AM | Show all posts
well said! with no sosej wanita still boleh survived unlike some men yg xboleh hidup tanpa susu..hehe no offence.
TT @garnet boleh tau mana source article ni?
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