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Andy Rooney's thoughts on women over forty:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over forty most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over forty will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.If a woman over forty doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting.
A woman over forty knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of forty give a hoot what you might think about her or what she’s doing.
Women over forty are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.
A woman over forty has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women.
Women over forty couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her.Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over forty. They always know.
A woman over forty looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over forty is far sexier than her younger counterpart.Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over forty for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of forty-plus, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some twenty-two-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,” here’s an update for you. Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage
Last edited by garnet on 3-6-2013 07:37 PM
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I must have live in a different world as i dont see many women over 40 does that... |
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Meanwhile in parallel universe~~~  |
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“Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,” here’s an update for you. Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage....
hahaha....boleh buat tagline nih.... |
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40 dah monopos la kehkehkeh |
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zaujahzauji posted on 4-6-2013 01:58 AM 
40 dah monopos la kehkehkeh
aiyooo...u better read a lot dude before post a comment/reply.....
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ayat terakhir tu memang terbaik. haha. |
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Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage
gelak guling2 bace part nih |
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ayat last yg agak hampeehhhhhhhhh |
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Kesian writer ni, jumpa pig je.. tu la ingat nak makan sosej jer. |
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Sesuai bagi wanita modern masakini tapi tak sesuai bagi yang suka menuakan diri sebelum masa dan berfikiran macam makcik2. |
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hafieza posted on 4-6-2013 08:30 AM
aiyooo...u better read a lot dude before post a comment/reply.....
Couldn't agree more...
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kepada @ifanonline sial baca phrase ni...
Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage
ni sebab ramai yg jadi andartu iapan... |
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lkick2113 posted on 4-6-2013 03:50 PM
kepada @ifanonline sial baca phrase ni...
itu kapir lahanat...depa suka makan daging babi...
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ifanonline posted on 4-6-2013 04:47 PM
itu kapir lahanat...depa suka makan daging babi...
cuba ko pikir...ada betulnya...
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hafieza posted on 4-6-2013 08:30 AM
aiyooo...u better read a lot dude before post a comment/reply.....
maybe empunya badan sokmo jumpa org monopos awal
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Artemesiaa posted on 4-6-2013 12:18 PM
Sesuai bagi wanita modern masakini tapi tak sesuai bagi yang suka menuakan diri sebelum masa dan ber ...
betol2.....kawan mak iols besepah je spisis gini..... body slim langsing kalah anak dare pon besepah ..stylo backpack naik LRT dengan jeans bagai.. yg dok kehulu kehilir dengan superbike pon ade........ young at heart.. and most of them are way cooler than my friends heheheheh
kalau umo 30 pon dah memanjang dok pakai baju kelawa kehulu kehilir ..memang la tua sebelom usia..... |
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well said! with no sosej wanita still boleh survived unlike some men yg xboleh hidup tanpa susu..hehe no offence.
TT @garnet boleh tau mana source article ni? |
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Post time 3-6-2013 07:36 PM
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Post time 4-6-2013 09:32 AM
