Dituduh buat seks dengan sofa

maklukpenggoda · Post time 30-7-2024 08:45 PM

Edited by maklukpenggoda at 31-7-2024 07:14 AM

VICE PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL J.D. Vance would like to be having a brat summer, but he is instead facing accusations of pushin’ the cushions of an unfortunate sofa.

Social media has been inundated with jokes and memes suggesting Vance once pleasured himself between two couch cushions.

What goes on between a man and his couch is between him, God, and whatever sexy sectional he chooses to victimize. While we can’t definitively state that Donald Trump’s running mate has never engaged in some furniture fornication, the viral allegation that Vance wrote about having sex with a couch in his 2016 memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, is false.

On July 15, the day the Ohio senator was confirmed as Trump’s 2024 running mate, X (formerly Twitter) user @rickrudescalves wrote that they “can’t say for sure but [Vance] might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to f***ing an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181).”

Things escalated on Thursday when The Associated Press posted, then deleted, an article fact-checking the allegation. The piece was headlined:

“No, JD Vance Did Not Have Sex With a Couch.” A spokesperson for the AP told Semafor that the story had been retracted because it hadn’t gone through the standard editing process at the wire service, and that The Associated Press was investigating how it made it to publication.

While the couch-sex debacle is silly, it’s not helping Vance recover from a series of early campaign stumbles.

Earlier this week, the senator was widely mocked for awkwardly joking that Democrats will accuse anything of being racist. “I had a diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today and I’m sure they’re going to call that racist, too,” he said at a rally on Monday.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/jd-vance-couch-sex-rumor-explained-1235068142/