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Author: alphawaves

Askar VS bandaraya

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Post time 22-11-2009 03:01 PM | Show all posts
mp selalunya pakar seni tempur/kunci/grappling, dah kerja depa tangkap orang....
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Post time 22-11-2009 04:09 PM | Show all posts
askar pon kalo dah 4-5 org rempuh tumbang jugak.
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Post time 22-11-2009 04:25 PM | Show all posts
mamat gemuk tu bukan main kerek, siap tolak dr belakang pas tu angkat tangan tunjuk........ nak cabar tu. last2 baju koyak, kaki patah........
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Post time 22-11-2009 06:12 PM | Show all posts
padan muka ko bandaraya... kene pijak pakai but... haha... aku mmg dengki ngan org keje bandaraya nih.. hatta yg menyarung uniform tu awek cun.. hehe
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Post time 22-11-2009 07:07 PM | Show all posts
Post Last Edit by windof at 22-11-2009 19:08

gemuk tuh sambil tunjuk-tunjuk, dia kata, "kau kuat? kau kuat?" last2 dia yg kena alias tak kuat....
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 Author| Post time 22-11-2009 09:33 PM | Show all posts
So nota utk org2 bandaraya..

Askar ni bukan lah bergaji tinggi sangat..sebahagiannya memang ada yg buat kerja partime..

Nilai gaji seorang askar dan nilai tanggung jawap yg disandang ibarat bumi dan langit..habuan lebih2 kurang jer..tapi nyawa adalah taruhan..

Setakat lori berisi durian..mungkin salah tempat meniaga ke, tak der permit ke..tengok org dulu. kalau yg meniaga tu askar..lebih2 kurang lah sikit, timbang rasa perlu ada.

Kita di malaysia ni sebenarnya memang kurang respek atau hormat dengan askar2..cuba kalau kita di britain. kalau yg lalu itu pangkat seorang mejar..org awam yg berselisih mesti menundukkan kepalanya tanda hormat..kita?

Siapa nak keroyok askar..semata2 kerana durian..isk isk bandaraya..jangan cari nahas ooi..
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Post time 22-11-2009 10:17 PM | Show all posts
askar ke yg jual durian tuh?
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Post time 22-11-2009 10:22 PM | Show all posts
26# alphawaves

mane ko dgr cite pasal askar britain tu??
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Post time 22-11-2009 10:31 PM | Show all posts
Kah kah kah ......
B/raya berunifom : "Relak relak.."
Askar baju loreng : "Aku kerja MP ko tau"
Laki gemok baju hitam masuk campur : " Hang kuat... hang kuat... Eeyah!" (sambil menendang si askar).
Askar baju loreng dgn kawannya berbaju merah: "Nah! amik ko!" (tendang balik si gemok).
Laki gemok baju hitam : (bangun semula tapi jatuh balik) "patah kaki aku!" 2x
Kah kah kah padan muka kurang ajar dengan askar.....
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Post time 23-11-2009 12:55 AM | Show all posts
Sebelum ni rasanya memang mereka dah tarik2 dah askar tu..tengok badge MP dan lanyard dia pun bersepah dah.

Moral:

Kalau berat badan tu dah terlebih jgn lah berlagak aktif sangat..(utk si g ...
alphawaves Post at 22-11-2009 02:11


yelah..dia mp...

will he be remanded by other mp and face court marshall then.....back then nobody could answer this one.....
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Post time 23-11-2009 01:00 AM | Show all posts
itu RP lah. regimental police.
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Post time 23-11-2009 07:47 AM | Show all posts
memandai...
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Post time 23-11-2009 09:52 AM | Show all posts
menyibuk......
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Post time 23-11-2009 11:41 AM | Show all posts
kurang ajar....
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Post time 23-11-2009 11:46 AM | Show all posts
memandai menyibuk......
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Post time 23-11-2009 11:47 AM | Show all posts
merajuk....
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Post time 23-11-2009 11:50 AM | Show all posts
ade orang tu merajuk.
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Post time 23-11-2009 11:59 AM | Show all posts
anya bukan merajuk...anya bercuti dari bercakap ngan orang.......
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Post time 23-11-2009 12:08 PM | Show all posts
merajuk le tu
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Post time 23-11-2009 12:17 PM | Show all posts
padan muka si gemok baju hitam kurang ajar tu... tak sedar diri betul nak lawan askar.... dah lah kurang ajar sibuk memandai lagi....  hang kuat... hang kuat.... sekali kena tendangan boot askar MP tu..... terus terduduk nak bangun jatuh balik.... baju pun koyak rabak... kah kah kah...... padan muka ko gemok.... gemok gedempol tak sedar diri.... gemok sial....  kah kah kah... patah kaki aku... patah kaki aku..... padan muka....  kah kah kah... puashati aku tengok si gemok kena belasah dek askar MP.... kah kah kah...
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