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[GENG] Borak Bersama Ketotmerah V60 ~Apa saja~

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Post time 12-9-2013 05:41 PM | Show all posts
NaylaArisha posted on 12-9-2013 05:31 PM
huhu.... x sukeee.....

sun..... nak story

haiisssh...manja tul la Nay...

nah stori...

aku copy paste je masa reply kt kotot..nak tag x lekat la plak..

lain2 beklog sendirik...

eh..aku nak cite pasal polis yg wat taklimat semalam..

ada 1 kisah menarik la..

masa ada kes pecah umah kat melaka...
lebih kurang 4 org penyamun masuk umah sorang mokcik ni..
dia x melawan la..
penyamun2 tu amik semua brg2 berharga dlm umah tu..
pastu pompuan ni ada 4 org dara elok je tidur dlm umah tu...
dah amik brg..derang nak rogol lak anak2 dara mokcik tu ..
sian dia... penyamun2 tu dah buka suar dan buka zip tu..
sekali ko tau makcik tu wat pe...
makcik tu baca surah yasin kuat2...makcik tu hafal yasin tau..
sekali kan..bila makcik tu baca yasin..
perompak2 tu terdiam..derang bukak topeng masing..sembang2...pastu terus kuar..
pelik kan...tp itu keajaiban surah yasin tu..
alhamdulillah...selamat makcik dan anak2 daranye..

ko nak tau makcik tu sape..?
makcik isteri kepada tokeh produk Orang Kampung..
rupenye tokeh tu ada 3 isteri eh  ke 4 isteri..lupe dah aku..
makcik tu isteri ke brapa aku lupe..
kebetulan tokeh tu masa tu brada di umah isteri 1 lagi..

so..moral of the stori...hafal surah yasin..byk manfaatnye...

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Post time 12-9-2013 05:41 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 05:36 PM
tu la..
kt kg aku skang ni byk gak kes pecah umah..

bangan btol curik vacuum..
kalo kntoi xpsal2 jek hahaha


eh sun aku nk kmas2 nih..
jumpe sok..
smbung borak lagi..

take n assalammualaikum
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Post time 12-9-2013 05:44 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 12-9-2013 05:37 PM
ha la cm dalam gambo semlam la..huhuhuh

ermmmm... rini xpose..hehehee

haha pija kite jumpe sok ekk..
nk balik nih..

leklok balik tu..
assalammualaikum,
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Post time 12-9-2013 05:44 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 12-9-2013 05:32 PM
ahahahaha
gado2 tu mmg dah

ntah...
keje byk tau..
tp bos mama bukan kisah pon..
yela  ..bukan dia yg buat pon..kan..
tau keje nak siap je..

tp bos mama tu pelupe betul la..
pastu suka pending2 emel..
pending2 keje...

bab2 makan je dia x penah pending..hahah
suka benor bab2 makan ni..
aritu dia bawa mi kari..pastu dia sendir bancuh kopi utk kitorang..
hahaha...xpenah2 bos bancuh kopi utk staff...ekekeke
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Post time 12-9-2013 05:46 PM | Show all posts
NaylaArisha posted on 12-9-2013 05:18 PM
x der la heheh

ini ponn baru siapkan assignment dari client

ooo
yeke.......

ha jom balik
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Post time 12-9-2013 05:47 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 05:44 PM
haha pija kite jumpe sok ekk..
nk balik nih..

ha ok abg kotot
jommmmmmmmmmm

waalaikumusalammmmm
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Post time 12-9-2013 05:48 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 05:44 PM
ntah...
keje byk tau..
tp bos mama bukan kisah pon..

heheheheh
dah tua gamaknye bos mama tu...heheheeh

ala bos n staf same je kan,,,,,
tp kire baik juge la bos mama ni kan
ngam gn staf..tu yg best
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Post time 12-9-2013 05:50 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 05:38 PM
hahaha...
nsb baik parents ko xtau ehh..hahaha
yelah dia pon kna gak jga nma baik parents d ...

ntah nye...

jadi kot...sbb ari tu MIL aku tny..
'ko ni mat..betul siyes ke dgn cikgu tu..?'
'eh siyes la.. mak....nanti nak tunang la..'

pening mak aku...
MIL aku ckp x yah tunang2...nikah je terus..
sorang duda..sorang janda,...watpelah nak tunang2..
lainlah teruna dara lg...ada gak manisnye tunang2 ni..

pastu nak wat hantaran lak..
mak aku kata boleh recylce blk mana2 brg2 yg bekas bini dia bg dulu..
punye la nak jimat...

opss..lupe nak ckp si J tu org segamat..
jauh tu nak gi minang..
so mak aku kata kalo nak tunang wat kt sini dulu..
kawin nanti baru gi sana...huhuhuhu


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Post time 12-9-2013 05:51 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 05:41 PM
bangan btol curik vacuum..
kalo kntoi xpsal2 jek hahaha

wokeh..wokeh..
sok mungkin kurang skit reply aku..

sok gotong royong lagiklkkkk...
nyampah aku...

waalaikumussalam...
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Post time 12-9-2013 05:53 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 12-9-2013 05:48 PM
heheheheh
dah tua gamaknye bos mama tu...heheheeh

eh bos mama muda lg..

pompuan...30+++

hahaha...tp dia mmg camtu..
sabo je la...
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Post time 13-9-2013 07:41 AM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 05:50 PM
ntah nye...

jadi kot...sbb ari tu MIL aku tny..

ahaha...

ehh okeh kot ngn cikgu tuh...
cikgu agak taff ckit profession...

kalo dh suka, tggu ape lgi.
mane tau pasnih lgi baik ker...ahhaha..

huhuhu jauh tu nk ke jhor...
aahkan...sorg duda sorg jnda..
xyah tunang2x...
nikah jelah..leceh je nk tunang2...


ade smpan lgi xbrg2 lama dlu?
hahahah
jgn kantoi sudah...
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Post time 13-9-2013 07:42 AM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 05:51 PM
wokeh..wokeh..
sok mungkin kurang skit reply aku..

gotong royong ker bergaya?

xcaya sgt pompuan bergotong ryong nih
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Post time 13-9-2013 07:49 AM | Show all posts
assalammualaikum wbt..sume

kpda @ketotmerah @fiezameysekali @sunquick @NaylaArisha & yg lain2...

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Post time 13-9-2013 07:50 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 13-9-2013 08:15 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 13-9-2013 07:49 AM
assalammualaikum wbt..sume

kpda @ketotmerah @fiezameysekali @sunquick @NaylaArisha & yg lain2...
...

waalaikummusalam w.b.t abg kotot

alhamdulilah bertemu lg kite dpg yg borakah ini..
dgn itu mari kite mulekan dgn membaca al fatihaah..







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Post time 13-9-2013 08:24 AM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 05:53 PM
eh bos mama muda lg..

pompuan...30+++

laaaaaaaa
mude lg.........
hehehehe ok la bos yg baik hati
kije pon xstrees kan
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Post time 13-9-2013 08:25 AM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 13-9-2013 08:15 AM
waalaikummusalam w.b.t abg kotot

alhamdulilah bertemu lg kite dpg yg borakah ini..

waroklaa pija

rsa trang ati bca hahaha...



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Post time 13-9-2013 08:42 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 13-9-2013 08:25 AM
waroklaa pija

rsa trang ati bca hahaha...

hhahaahahah
warok kan?
kebetulan td nk taip ade bacaan ayat al fatihah

jmpot bekpes..piza goreng pg td



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Post time 13-9-2013 08:45 AM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 13-9-2013 08:42 AM
hhahaahahah
warok kan?
kebetulan td nk taip ade bacaan ayat al fatihah

sdpanye tgok pijaa..
mesti ltk kicap kan hahaa
suka nsi greng de tlur gentel2 cmtu..

nasik jgn lembik,..mmg sdp
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Post time 13-9-2013 09:01 AM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 13-9-2013 08:45 AM
sdpanye tgok pijaa..
mesti ltk kicap kan hahaa
suka nsi greng de tlur gentel2 cmtu..

xletak kicap pon..
ni perencah nasik goreng..hahahaha

sedapkan??
dah bisssssss
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