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[GENG] Borak Bersama Ketotmerah V60 ~Apa saja~

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Post time 12-9-2013 03:26 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 02:38 PM
kwad cam?

aku pernh kene dlu..

tu le...cam ne ko leh jadi saspek tu...?

pakai jaket cam samseng eh...

tingat asp semalam tu melawak...

sesamseng genster2 tu..samseng lg polis..
polis bawak pistol tunjuk2..
genster2 tu bawa pistol..sorok2...hehehe..



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Post time 12-9-2013 03:37 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 12-9-2013 03:17 PM
yela tu nk mintak tukar..huhuhuhu
xleh la kot.......

ckpla alasan2 bdoh ckit..
xleh ekon kuat sgt ker...



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Post time 12-9-2013 03:44 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 03:37 PM
ckpla alasan2 bdoh ckit..
xleh ekon kuat sgt ker...

hahahahaha
yela tu.......
xleh nk tukar2 dah sume org xstrategik
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Post time 12-9-2013 03:46 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 03:26 PM
tu le...cam ne ko leh jadi saspek tu...?

pakai jaket cam samseng eh...

aah...mnggigil aku tgok saspek yg kene thn tu sun..

bdn biru2 kna pukl ngn polis, baju berdarah2x....
tu sume saspek yg dh kene tngkaplaa...

tu arr..diaorg tngkap random jek ms tuh.
ngam2 aku nak naik eskelator...
polis cina..encem, thn aku mtk ic...
perghhhhhhhhh...
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Post time 12-9-2013 03:49 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 03:01 PM
hahahah...kwad lembu..

ehh ade ker kes2 cmni?

ade kotot...

asp tu bgtau la...

ada kes..perompak tu masuk umah sorang mangsa..
amik brg..ngan kasut mahal dia lg...
masa polis tangkap saspek.. mangsa nampak kasut dia..
so wat kawad cam kasut...

oo..kira memang kotor gila la kan...
kazen aku punye asben penah masuk lokap..
sebb kena tangkap masa yg kes reformasi yg anwar kene tangkap kan..
dia x wat apa2 pon..just tgk org wat perhimpunan je,..
pastu polis tangkap org2 yg kt perhimpunan tu ..dgn dia skali kene tangkap...
seminggul dok jail..
balik umah..x lalu makan..
ye la kecing berak semua kt situ..



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Post time 12-9-2013 03:51 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 12-9-2013 03:44 PM
hahahahaha
yela tu.......
xleh nk tukar2 dah sume org xstrategik

alaaaaa...

bistu cmne?

nih pija on9 org nmpk x?
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Post time 12-9-2013 03:53 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 12-9-2013 03:02 PM
hahahahaahahaha
yelaa tuan lembu opekos la tau kan......
hahahahahaahahaha

kannn...

mama pon x brapa reti nk cite kawad cam tu camne..
tp mcm dlm drama2 tv tu la..
saspek beratur..
pastu mangsa tgk la..mana2 saspek yg disyaki kan..

utk lebih lanjut..sila tanya @encikotot
dia ada pengalaman kene kawad cam...  
tadi dia cite...
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Post time 12-9-2013 03:54 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 03:49 PM
ade kotot...

asp tu bgtau la...

hahaha.....
siyes aku baru tau....
igtkn utk cam muka jek...

hahha msa tuh kan muda2 nye zaman......


lgi 1 kes kwan aku sun..
melepak kt kwasan dataran....dh kol 12 lebih dh..
polis tngkap....hahah sbb xbwak ic,

smpai lokap, polis suh pkai spenda jek...
dia time leh xpkai spenda lak...
hahaha
polis tu amik spenda sape ntah,...dh koyak2..suh dia pkai....
dia kta spenda tu longgr...kna ikat kt tepi lgik....

smggu dok lokap sbb mak ayah dia xdtg jamin
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Post time 12-9-2013 03:55 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 03:51 PM
alaaaaa...

bistu cmne?

skrg tmpt best.......hahahahahaa
ujung dekat gn surau...... tu best,,,,

aduh mlsnyeeeeeee
esok piza ade meting kol 9-1
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Post time 12-9-2013 03:55 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 03:03 PM
ooo diaorg dh susun atur balik dh ain...

kotot mula2 pon pning2 gak..

adeh..patut laa..
pening laa nk cari2..
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Post time 12-9-2013 03:59 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 03:53 PM
kannn...

mama pon x brapa reti nk cite kawad cam tu camne..

ooooooooo
tahu2.. teringat cite mr bean lak..hahahaha
yg pencuri amik kamera die tu
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Post time 12-9-2013 04:15 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 03:46 PM
aah...mnggigil aku tgok saspek yg kene thn tu sun..

bdn biru2 kna pukl ngn polis, baju ber ...

ooo...tangkapan secara random eh...

ishh..sampai biru2..lebamm...

tingat asp tu cite lg...

kisah penyamun/perompak dari batak...
x silap dia tetak ke apa ntah sorang nenek tua..pastu cederakan sapa ntah..
polis suruh dia ngaku..x ngaku2 gak..
dah pukul dia sampai lebam2 pon x nak ngaku..
muka pon dah x macam muka pon still x nak ngaku..
ye la...dari jauh dtg naik tongkang dah bape tahun dok sini..
xkan senang2 nak ngaku kan...

asp ni pon ada blajar skit bidang psikologi..
so..asp ni masuk ckp elok2..lemah lembut..
pastu dia letak la gambar tragis nenek tua yg dia tetak tu..dan gambar2 lain yg menyayat hati
semasa dia rompak tu la..depan dia..
pastu asp tu ''kamu dah makan..?
'blum pak..'
asp tu suruh staff dia bli nasi indonesia...nasi padang kot.. bungkus,..bagi kat saspek tu..
pastu saspek tu pon makan..sambil2 makan tu dia terpandang gambar2 nenek tua yg kena tetak tu..
tiba2 kan..saspek tu leh nangis...
asp tu tanya.'nape kamu nangis..?'
saya mau masuk penjara..
kenapa?
saya yg rompak nenek ini..' gitu la lebih kurang dialog..
dia ngaku dia yg tetak atau bunuh x silap nenek tua tu..
maka kes..selesai...

ishhh..macam2 kan..dah pukul2 xmo ngaku..
dah makan nasi indon tu...tgk gambor nenek tu..baru sedor..



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Post time 12-9-2013 04:24 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 03:54 PM
hahaha.....
siyes aku baru tau....
igtkn utk cam muka jek...


waaaaaah...lawak kwn ko tu...
eeee....spender sapa yg dia pakai tu...
silap2 x basuh lg...eeeee....

kena ikat tepi....
sian la kwan ko tu..
mesti pastu kawan ko tobat x lepak2 lg..
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Post time 12-9-2013 04:25 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 04:15 PM
ooo...tangkapan secara random eh...

ishh..sampai biru2..lebamm...

aah....

mmg sun..
ko bleh nmpk bekas2 tulang2 rusuk kt bdn dia biru kna hentak..
kuat agaknye....


..kejamnyeeeeeee...
cam cilaka......

mngaku gak dia watkn.
pndai polis tuh psiko dia...

org skrg kejam sgt...
org tua pon diaorg bunuh2 cmtu jek..

pernh jdi kt tmpt aku..
dia rompak pcik tua ngn bini dia..
dahla mrompak...
pas mrompak...diaorg bogelkn pacik macik tu

cian pacik tuh..malu dia weii orrg dtg tgok..

aku nk trgelak pon ade msa dgr citer nih
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Post time 12-9-2013 04:26 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 12-9-2013 03:59 PM
ooooooooo
tahu2.. teringat cite mr bean lak..hahahaha
yg pencuri amik kamera die tu

cite mr bean...?

yg mane eh...?

lama x tgk cite dia... hahaha...

ishh...esok ada gotong royong la piza...

malas betul la..


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Post time 12-9-2013 04:32 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 04:24 PM
waaaaaah...lawak kwn ko tu...
eeee....spender sapa yg dia pakai tu...
silap2 x basuh  ...

hahahahaha..mmg lwak..
aku msa tu gelak gile dgr dia citer...

ko bygknlaa spenda byuruk...
xbasuhlaa tuh..
mmg pastu dia tobat xlepak situ dah..
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Post time 12-9-2013 04:44 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 12-9-2013 03:55 PM
skrg tmpt best.......hahahahahaa
ujung dekat gn surau...... tu best,,,,

lamanye meeting..
eh pija..
aspal kotot xdpt notis pija ekk?>

igtkn pija xblas tdi...



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Post time 12-9-2013 04:47 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 04:25 PM
aah....

mmg sun..

siannye pokcik tu...

nak rompak ..rompak je la..
xyah nak aibkan org..
tp ye la..org jahat...
bukan ada perasaan pon ...
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Post time 12-9-2013 04:48 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 04:47 PM
siannye pokcik tu...

nak rompak ..rompak je la..

tu arr..
pacit tu ngis msa crita tau...
yelah...dhla tua,
org wat cmtu lak...
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Post time 12-9-2013 04:57 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 04:32 PM
hahahahaha..mmg lwak..
aku msa tu gelak gile dgr dia citer...

issh..teruk tul la...

eee.....geli la pakai spender busuk..buruk..eee

tapi lawak gile...

adik ipar aku tu pon penah kena...
tp x tau lak dia kene pakai spender ke tak...
sbb lepak smpai tgh malam..
polis angkut bawa gi jail...
2 kali kene...
1st time kene MIL aku jamin..
seken time...dia sendiri minta x yah jamin..
dia tau salah dia... brapa hari ntah dok lokap...3 ari ke seminggu ntah..lupa..

sian MIL aku..mcm2 pangai anak2 dia...tambah2 yg bongsu tu..
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