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[GENG] Borak Bersama Ketotmerah V60 ~Apa saja~

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Post time 12-9-2013 01:37 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 01:27 PM
@fiezameysekali

itu lah..asp tu kata lg.,..dia masuk polis lmbat...

emm mmg btol..
xsuma polis jht2..
kwan aku masuk polis tp baik....
xde rasuah2 nih..
dia xsuka....
btol2 wat keje.....

mane leh ckp suma polis tu jht...
kite xleh ckp cmtu....

hahahha..
pondan jgn main2....
tampo kite...semggu dmam....


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Post time 12-9-2013 01:41 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 12-9-2013 10:59 AM
nape mama nay.. ade migrain ke????????
mkn ubat x?

x der migrain tapi pandang report

ngn payment yang berderu2...

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Post time 12-9-2013 01:51 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 01:26 PM
sehat ain..

aikkkk xleh link?

xtau laa nape xde link..
pelik tOl dh bape ari dh..

kotot ade x..??
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Post time 12-9-2013 01:55 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 11:08 AM
hi...
stori menarik...sile beklog kat atas2 nun...hehehe...

heheh sebab tu tanya kat sun...

sebab nay malas nak beklog
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Post time 12-9-2013 01:59 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 01:37 PM
emm mmg btol..
xsuma polis jht2..
kwan aku masuk polis tp baik....

tu la...betul..
ada polis yg baik...kan..

semalm ada member aku tny asp tu...pasal kawad cam.
sbb dia penah kene rompak kot ...aku pon x tny...
dia ckp..masa dia nak wat kawad cam..dia kena direct to suspek tau..
so dia ckp ngan polis tu..boleh tak dia nak cover ke apa sbb nanti takut
apa2 berlaku ngan dia..

sbb polis tu ckp kalo nak wat kawad cam kita leh minta ngan polis utk tidak tonjolkan diri
cam ada 1 bilik khas yg ada cermin ..kita leh nampak dia..dia x leh nampak kita..cam cite2 dlm tv tu la..

tp kes kwn aku tu..dia mintak polis tu untuk wat pengecaman tnpa pengetahuan suspek
tp polis tu ckp xpe..xpe..u bleh cam direct je dgn suspek...

so ..asp tu nasihatkan...x bleh camtu...sbb kita ada hak..
in case kalo apa2 jadi pasni camne...? polis x leh nak jamin keselamatan kita kan..

so..in future..kalo ko kene wat kawad cam minta 1 bilik khas untuk mengelakkan suspek kenal ko tau..

pastu dia nasihatkan pasang cctv...elok pasang cctv ni... masuk mahkamah..hakim lebih percaya pada bukti..
kalo ada cctv mmg dia pecaya dgn bukti tu..


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Post time 12-9-2013 02:05 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 12:57 PM
baca tau...

best dengar pengalaman polis semalam...

mama dah bace dah.........
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mmg mujarab la surah yassin ni kan mama.........
Allah lindung

wah byk minik..huhuhuhuhu
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Post time 12-9-2013 02:05 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 12:58 PM
pijaaaa..

hoi haaaaaaaaa

aduh esok n selame2nya tmpt piza xstrategikkkkkk
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Post time 12-9-2013 02:06 PM | Show all posts
NaylaArisha posted on 12-9-2013 01:41 PM
x der migrain tapi pandang report

ngn payment yang berderu2...

oh igt ke ape td
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Post time 12-9-2013 02:11 PM | Show all posts
NaylaArisha posted on 12-9-2013 01:55 PM
heheh sebab tu tanya kat sun...

sebab nay malas nak beklog

ala....beklog la..beklog la...

malas la nak copypaste blk cite,...

hahahah....tny @encikotot
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Post time 12-9-2013 02:34 PM | Show all posts
norain88 posted on 12-9-2013 01:51 PM
xtau laa nape xde link..
pelik tOl dh bape ari dh..

link cmne nih ain.....

mgkin nk ain seprais kot...
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Post time 12-9-2013 02:38 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 01:59 PM
tu la...betul..
ada polis yg baik...kan..

kwad cam?

aku pernh kene dlu..
msa tu kes ragut kt kg aku...

aku kna thn ngn polis kt shopping mall...
dahla aku msa tuh pkai jaket tebal..
dah cam samseng dh msa tuh
aduyaiii


ic suma diaorg amik awal2...
suh gi blai...

sampai balai kan kawad cam..
nyonya2 yg ken ragut sume ade..

dia org cek muka sorg2...
kalo dia sntuh ko, mmg siaplaa ko.
mati kna pkul dlm tuh
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Post time 12-9-2013 02:40 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 12-9-2013 02:05 PM
hoi haaaaaaaaa

aduh esok n selame2nya tmpt piza xstrategikkkkkk

apesal?

dpt tmpt belah mane?

mmg xclear ker?
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Post time 12-9-2013 02:53 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 12-9-2013 02:05 PM
mama dah bace dah.........
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mmg mujarab la surah yassin ni kan mama.........

tu le mujarab kan..

tp elok la juga baca hari2...sbb surah yasin ni surah yang memudahkan

hahaha...mana x byk minik...

'Orang kampung' kan...hahahah

pastu kan asp tu cite pasal kaki lembu...menarik gak..

ada 1 kes...curi lembu...byk gak..dlm 20 ekor kot..lebih kurang kot...
suspek dpt tangkap..polis panggil tokeh yg kene curi lembu tu...
buat kawad cam kaki lembu...ekekekke..lembu dah dipotong2 pon.

polis susunle kaki lembu yg dicampur2...
polis suruh tunjuk kaki lembu mana yg dia punya...dia tunjuk la..
polis tukar2 kaki lembu..suh tunjuk lg mana 1..dia tunjuk kaki yg sama gak..
hahaha...polis tanya...camne u tau...

tokeh jawab...ye la tuan...saya punye lembu saya tau..dari kicik saya bela
hari2 saya perah dia punye susu..tgk dia punye kaki..'

kawad cam ada macam2 jenis...kawad cam org..kawad cam benda..kawad cam kasut..kawad cam baju.,,

byk ilmu asp polis tu share semalam...heheheh

    @encikotot

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Post time 12-9-2013 03:00 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 02:40 PM
apesal?

dpt tmpt belah mane?

belah xstrategik
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Post time 12-9-2013 03:00 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 02:34 PM
link cmne nih ain.....

mgkin nk ain seprais kot...

link at atas 2 laa..at menu bebanyak 2..rumah borak at bahagian hiburan kn..??



yOlaa 2..seprais laa sgt...huhuhuuu..
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Post time 12-9-2013 03:01 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 02:53 PM
tu le mujarab kan..

tp elok la juga baca hari2...sbb surah yasin ni surah yang memudahkan

hahahah...kwad lembu..

ehh ade ker kes2 cmni?
aku igtkn kawad cam nih utk org2 jek...

siyes xtau...

kalo ikot cite kwan aku..
dia ckp lokap2 yg ko tgok dlm tbi nih mnipu jek...

xdenye bersih cmtu..
kotor,hapak, berdebu,gelap, pastu suram jek..
kdg2 air pon xde,....

toilet pon tersumbat..
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Post time 12-9-2013 03:02 PM | Show all posts
sunquick posted on 12-9-2013 02:53 PM
tu le mujarab kan..

tp elok la juga baca hari2...sbb surah yasin ni surah yang memudahkan

hahahahaahahaha
yelaa tuan lembu opekos la tau kan......
hahahahahaahahaha
xpaham la kawad cam tu ape?
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Post time 12-9-2013 03:03 PM | Show all posts
fiezameysekali posted on 12-9-2013 03:00 PM
belah xstrategik

adesss..

abistu cmne?

leh x nk on9?

mtk tukarla pija
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Post time 12-9-2013 03:03 PM | Show all posts
norain88 posted on 12-9-2013 03:00 PM
link at atas 2 laa..at menu bebanyak 2..rumah borak at bahagian hiburan kn..??

ooo diaorg dh susun atur balik dh ain...

kotot mula2 pon pning2 gak..
saborla cari plan2...
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Post time 12-9-2013 03:17 PM | Show all posts
encikotot posted on 12-9-2013 03:03 PM
adesss..

abistu cmne?

yela tu nk mintak tukar..huhuhuhu
xleh la kot.......
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